killedeveryone

Here to be useless.

[joshpeck]

i lost my glow stick and i was ready to cry but then i turned off the lights and found it because it was glowing i am so fcking smart stephen hawking got nothing on me

[shwagerr]

[racheldotgov-deactivated2016123]

this pool is jarring against the background of your californian McMansion….splurge on that house but not on an in-ground pool?

[professional-funposting]

That possibly dad individual on the right is so ripped what the heck

[racheldotgov-deactivated2016123]

it’s the laps he does in that pool every morning

[awwww-cute]

OMG MUFFIN YES YES

[uncooler]

i wanna audition for all the ugly roles in movies because if you get the part youre in a movie which is cool but if you don’t get the part it means that you’re not ugly enough for it which is also cool

[eleanorjanestyle]

nothing i’ve ever heard was as positive as this post

[vanish]

[indiealternativehumans]

[pollynareffs-deactivated2018071]

[inkskinned]

when i was 12 i babysat this girl for a few years and she would come to me and show me her art, drag me by my wrists and point at the pieces she’d made during the week. and she’d be like “do the voice” and i’d put on a sports-announcer olympics-style voice and be like “such form! this level of coloring! why i haven’t seen such perfection in crayola in a long time. and what is this? why jeff, now this is a true risk… it seems she’s made … a monochrome pink canvas…. i haven’t seen this attempted since winter 1932… and i gotta say, jeff, it’s absolutely splendid”  and she’d fall back giggling. at the end of every night she’d check with me: “did you really like it?” and i’d say yes and talk about something i noticed and tucked her in.

she was just accepted into 3 major art schools. she wrote me a letter. inside was a picture from when she was younger. monochrome pink. 

“thank you,” it said, “to somebody who saw the best in me.”

[kerenvaisblay]

I just cried.

[matvrity]

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER

[weloveshortvideos]

[grgrhy]

this is my favourite vine tbh

[hotgrunkle-deactivated20150811]

ME TOO

[antoniporowski]

When your product is 15$ and the shipping is 50$

[onlytwitterpics]

[siyun5-deactivated20170606]

[classicvintagecycling]

Gianni Motta in pink.

[3frraa-deactivated20170721]

A girl and her husband are playing lips reading game with her parents, while they are playing the game they told him that he will be a grandfather. This is so cute 😭❤️

[ummkhayt-deactivated20170613]

he’s about to flip the table he’s so happy <3

[jewlsies]

AHHH

[dirtiestkof]

^ 😭😭😭

[bey]

Don’t invite me anywhere last minute I enjoy doing nothing so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed

[bana05]

This is legit and people don’t realize it.

[noahwyles]

“hey what are you doing?” “nothing”  “oh great! so you are avaliab-” “no you don’t understand. I’m doing nothing.” 

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