always laced with a familiar taste of poison

20s / French / Humor, Art, Cats, social issues, BG3, COD MW2, DATV, LADS and the occasional fanfic. Header by esteljun. Anti-social pessimist. /!/I barely tag anything (nsfw, spoilers...) Random depression/anxiety-related posts./!/

[killerpancakeburger]

Header n dividers by @saradika-graphics + dividers by @gildui

(Don't be fooled by said header, you will only find 80% Soap and 20% Ghost here)

Written in 2nd person. No use of Y/N.

SOAP 🧼

Fics

Bluebeard's wife, Soap x f!Reader, (Reader deals with a creep on base, Soap and Ghost have more... drastic methods than her to solve the issue) (~1k)

I'm the powder, you’re the fuse, Soap x f!Reader (Soap finds out his gf is a mercenary and he likes it) (~2k)

Soap giving you a massage, Soap x GN!Reader (<1k)

Breaking Point, Soap x GN!Reader (You have a breakdown. Soap helps.) (4.3k) hurt/comfort

Another Headache, Soap x F!Reader (Your painkillers failed you, but Soap won't) (1.8k) hurt/comfort

Sleeping Beauty, Soap x f!Reader (Soap refuses to leave your lap) (1.8k) fluff+smut - BLOOPERS

Silver-tongued, Soap x f!Reader (Soap coaxes you into stopping to work) (1.2k) fluff+smut

Knight in shining khaki, Soap x f!Reader (Soap rescues you. By beating the shit out of someone.) (2.7k) hurt/comfort

One man's penalty is another man's prize, Soap x f!fat!Reader (Soap wears booty shorts and does push-ups) (2k)

PULL ME CLOSER, Soap x f!Reader (Soap has a brush with death. You two - finally - confess and make up/out about it.) (5.6k)

BABY SAID, Soap x f!Reader, (Soap providing you with much needed stress relief) (0.6k) smut

Halloween with Soap (blurb)

Virgin (blurb)

Headcanons

Dating Soap (Combatant!Reader)

Soap x Reader PT2

Werewolf!Soap

Working out with Soap

Imagines

Not being able to spend Valentines with Soap in person

Meet Ugly with Soap

GHOST 💀

Fics

Breaking Point, Ghost x GN!Reader (You have a breakdown. Ghost helps.) (3.6k) hurt/comfort

Scary Dog Privileges, 2, Ghost x GN!Reader (Being the Ghost's favorite comes with duties too) (0.8k, 1.3k)

Well-Placed Trust, Ghost x f!Reader (Reader smothers Ghost with her boobs to conceal his maskless face from others) (1k)

Headcanons

Undignified Unmasking (blurb)

Halloween with Ghost (1k)

Being Ghost's BFF (while dating Soap)

Dating Ghost

Ghost x Reader PT2

Imagines

Sacrifying yourself to save Soap for Ghost's sake

GHOAP 💀🧼

Jealousy Headcanons (Soap + Ghost)

Scary Dog Privileges 3, Ghoap x gn!Reader, (Being the Ghost's favorite comes with duties too) (1.4k) smut/suggestive

Imagine Ghost giving you the Shovel Talk because you’re officially dating Soap

I'm too lazy to list all my blurbs here, but you can find them under the tag #mine, with the rest of my works.

Other fandoms:

MIGUEL O'HARA MASTERLIST

BALDUR'S GATE 3 MASTERLIST

Divider by @vase-of-lilies

[blastedcat0w0]

“But to die as lovers may - to die together, so that they may live together.” ― Joseph Sheridan Le Fanu, Carmilla

[segamascott]

okay so here's the thing about 50,000 people vs 1 ceo of a utility company

[segamascott]

technofascist surveillance state actually the have fun with ai was just them selling it to the public ☺️

[schaettchen]

'It's like we don't exist': Nearly 50,000 Lake Tahoe residents face power loss as utility redirects lines to data centers | Fortune

Roughly 49,000 Lake Tahoe residents could lose 75% of their power after their energy provider said it's directing energy to neighboring data

[ghostengarden]

She’s going to fix your car and then steal your gf

[stealingpotatoes]

happy pride month to chlodine specifically

(commission info // tip jar!)

[delusions-of-glamour]

Jubin Ophelia dress ౨ৎ

[xiaomikome]

Illustration I did for Caleb’s birthday! Btw commissions are open on Vgen @xiaomikome !

[xiaomikome]

For Rafayel’s myth release 🫶🏼 (he’s my hubby 😏)

[xiaomikome]

My Star ⭐️

[xiaomikome]

Happy birthday Rafayel!

[chillycheem]

He's always been the most beautiful around flowers, like he was born with their scent stitched into his soul.

[chillycheem]

Had to draw Sylus with the big bow

[wifechu]

you get your cupcake, i get mine 🧁

[its-toofuu]

Summer vacation with Zayne and his family

I was in the middle of work, then the summer banner dropped and arghhhh I couldn’t resisttt. so I ended up making a quick artwork hehe. The MC's outfit is just too cute, I love it so much!

Oh, and congrats! Zayne’s daughter’s name has been chosenit's Jasmine! Thank you so much for all the amazing name suggestions, you’re all awesome!

[its-toofuu]

duke of the north

[maffi-maffi]

"I wore his ring, but she held his soul."

POV: You are the non-MC wife. You thought the marriage would save you, but the moment you crossed his precious MC, you became nothing more than a target. He didn't even hesitate.

God, the angst of being the disposable villain in someone else's love story is unmatched 💔

Credit: osk_purinnumee

[its-toofuu]

Guess someone’s a little clingy this morning