KillerSmileClyde

RP Clyde Logan blog NSWF 18+ to Interact inspired by @iamakiller Killer!CharlieBarber and @direnightshade

[killersmileclyde]

Hey there. It’s been a while, ain’t it? I have missed ya somethin’ fierce. I’m happy t’be back ‘n spend some time with y’all.

Being mindful of time and availability, longer RP interactions are not open at this time.

[killersmileclyde]

Tentatively I approach the bar, nervously looking about the place.

Total fish out of water. What was I even thinking? Half the world away from home down to my last fifty bucks.

And what for? For adventure, to find myself? All that I've managed to find is nothing trouble.

Staring despondently at my wallet, a small sigh escapes me. Ah fuck it. Might as well put the last of my funds to good use.

" 'Scues me mate, would I be able to grab schooner?"

An unfamiliar face shyly approaches the bar and requests a drink.

I smirk and move to fill the glass, “We don’t get these asked for often. I take it yer not from ‘round here. M’name’s Clyde. Welcome t’Boone County. Lemme know if ya want a menu or anythin’.”

Turning back to refill a pitcher for the group of boys watching the game, Clyde curiously watches his newest patron.

[prettylilhalforc]

"Yeah nah figured as much mate."

A small dry chuckle escapes my lips before I make the mistake of lifting my gaze to his.

Fuck.

Remember to breathe, Kal, in and out. Pull yourself together.

"I'm um, Kalli. P-pleasure to meet you Clyde. What d'ya recommend for uh, one of these? It's a fifty right?"

A slight blush dusts my cheeks as I dig through the worn leather of the wallet. Fumbling with the wrinkle bill before

Christ he's handsome. Broad shoulders, voice as thick as honey and those eyes. Tinged of with a hint of melancholy.

The kind that swoops low in your belly and steals your breath.

This is must be the Southern charm that they've been raving about. Never mentioned how devastating it could be or that it spelt trouble with a capital T.

[killersmileclyde]

I smirk to myself as much as anything seeing the blush warm her skin. “Pleasures all mine, Miss Kalli.”

Making a show of wiping down the bar top, I affirm her question, “yeah darlin’ that’s a fifty but put it up, drinks on the house s’long as ya tell me how ya ended up all the way out here.”

I prop myself on arm to lean a little bit closer. “I gotta say, this ain’t the first place for tourists.” A chuckle tumbles from my lips with the statement. Something about her had caught my attention and I needed to know more.

[prettylilhalforc]

I just about sputter mid way through a long pull of my beer.

Darlin'? Is he- Is he flirting? No. Maybe?

Surely not, it must be no different how the term love is used back home. This is a country town after all.

Swallowing thickly, subconsciously I bite my lip. Knawing on the plump flesh in an attempt to ground myself. Calm your farm Kalli, the gent's only being polite. Right?

"Thank you kindly Clyde. You'll never find an Aussue turn down a drink. Must be that Southern hospitality I keep hearing all about."

The words tumble out of my mouth before I can stop them. Christ, Kal. Really? What the fuck was the wink for?

"Bit of an odd choice I'll admit but uh, I got a bit ...restless? Needed a change. Packed up, bought a ticket and just kept going you know? Figured the best way to see the States was to wander."

It was a partial truth, no need to avail man of a sob story. Pity isn't a pretty look.

Taking another long pull, I try (and fail) to distract myself from the sheer breadth of the man before me. Trailing from wide shoulders to his thick arms and broad hand.

[killersmileclyde]

While listening I nodded attentively. I understood the need to travel, the desire to see new things. It’s part of the reason I joined the military after all. “I know whatcha mean. I spent some time overseas while enlisted ‘n got t’see all kinds of things… good and bad. But I’m glad for the experience and it gave me the chance t’get this place.”

I motion vaguely to the building around us before I turn my focus back to her. The wink was adorable and the way she chewed her lip would make any man weak. Could she be doing it on purpose or just a quirk? Time would tell.

[prettylilhalforc]

Butterflies churn in her stomach. Carving a little piece of Eden from such a thing? As if he hadn't captured

"Wanderlust is a helluva thing ain't it? Caught the bug a few years back visiting the fam in the ''old country' and it kinda stuck."

A genuine smile graces my lips and I run my hand through my messy, thick locks. Eyes crinkling behind the frames of my specs as I down the rest of my glass.

Something admirable 'bout a man who has built himself from the ground up.

"Hard fought for and well earnt re. It's a nice pub, you've done well. May I be nosy?"

[killersmileclyde]

She tries to hide behind her mop of thick hair and glasses but she couldn’t fool me. There was so much more hidden behind the shy lost traveler persona.

“Duck Tape is a good place to land as any I found. Cold beer, decent food, and mostly decent people. Don’t judge all o’us off a few bad apples. What’s on yer mind?”

[killersmileclyde]

Hey sweetness.

Nice to see you back.

Hey there honeybee. It’s so good t’see ya. C’mere ‘n give me a big ole hug.

[killersmileclyde]

Tentatively I approach the bar, nervously looking about the place.

Total fish out of water. What was I even thinking? Half the world away from home down to my last fifty bucks.

And what for? For adventure, to find myself? All that I've managed to find is nothing trouble.

Staring despondently at my wallet, a small sigh escapes me. Ah fuck it. Might as well put the last of my funds to good use.

" 'Scues me mate, would I be able to grab schooner?"

An unfamiliar face shyly approaches the bar and requests a drink.

I smirk and move to fill the glass, “We don’t get these asked for often. I take it yer not from ‘round here. M’name’s Clyde. Welcome t’Boone County. Lemme know if ya want a menu or anythin’.”

Turning back to refill a pitcher for the group of boys watching the game, Clyde curiously watches his newest patron.

[prettylilhalforc]

"Yeah nah figured as much mate."

A small dry chuckle escapes my lips before I make the mistake of lifting my gaze to his.

Fuck.

Remember to breathe, Kal, in and out. Pull yourself together.

"I'm um, Kalli. P-pleasure to meet you Clyde. What d'ya recommend for uh, one of these? It's a fifty right?"

A slight blush dusts my cheeks as I dig through the worn leather of the wallet. Fumbling with the wrinkle bill before

Christ he's handsome. Broad shoulders, voice as thick as honey and those eyes. Tinged of with a hint of melancholy.

The kind that swoops low in your belly and steals your breath.

This is must be the Southern charm that they've been raving about. Never mentioned how devastating it could be or that it spelt trouble with a capital T.

[killersmileclyde]

I smirk to myself as much as anything seeing the blush warm her skin. “Pleasures all mine, Miss Kalli.”

Making a show of wiping down the bar top, I affirm her question, “yeah darlin’ that’s a fifty but put it up, drinks on the house s’long as ya tell me how ya ended up all the way out here.”

I prop myself on arm to lean a little bit closer. “I gotta say, this ain’t the first place for tourists.” A chuckle tumbles from my lips with the statement. Something about her had caught my attention and I needed to know more.

[prettylilhalforc]

I just about sputter mid way through a long pull of my beer.

Darlin'? Is he- Is he flirting? No. Maybe?

Surely not, it must be no different how the term love is used back home. This is a country town after all.

Swallowing thickly, subconsciously I bite my lip. Knawing on the plump flesh in an attempt to ground myself. Calm your farm Kalli, the gent's only being polite. Right?

"Thank you kindly Clyde. You'll never find an Aussue turn down a drink. Must be that Southern hospitality I keep hearing all about."

The words tumble out of my mouth before I can stop them. Christ, Kal. Really? What the fuck was the wink for?

"Bit of an odd choice I'll admit but uh, I got a bit ...restless? Needed a change. Packed up, bought a ticket and just kept going you know? Figured the best way to see the States was to wander."

It was a partial truth, no need to avail man of a sob story. Pity isn't a pretty look.

Taking another long pull, I try (and fail) to distract myself from the sheer breadth of the man before me. Trailing from wide shoulders to his thick arms and broad hand.

[killersmileclyde]

While listening I nodded attentively. I understood the need to travel, the desire to see new things. It’s part of the reason I joined the military after all. “I know whatcha mean. I spent some time overseas while enlisted ‘n got t’see all kinds of things… good and bad. But I’m glad for the experience and it gave me the chance t’get this place.”

I motion vaguely to the building around us before I turn my focus back to her. The wink was adorable and the way she chewed her lip would make any man weak. Could she be doing it on purpose or just a quirk? Time would tell.

[killersmileclyde]

Tentatively I approach the bar, nervously looking about the place.

Total fish out of water. What was I even thinking? Half the world away from home down to my last fifty bucks.

And what for? For adventure, to find myself? All that I've managed to find is nothing trouble.

Staring despondently at my wallet, a small sigh escapes me. Ah fuck it. Might as well put the last of my funds to good use.

" 'Scues me mate, would I be able to grab schooner?"

An unfamiliar face shyly approaches the bar and requests a drink.

I smirk and move to fill the glass, “We don’t get these asked for often. I take it yer not from ‘round here. M’name’s Clyde. Welcome t’Boone County. Lemme know if ya want a menu or anythin’.”

Turning back to refill a pitcher for the group of boys watching the game, Clyde curiously watches his newest patron.

[prettylilhalforc]

"Yeah nah figured as much mate."

A small dry chuckle escapes my lips before I make the mistake of lifting my gaze to his.

Fuck.

Remember to breathe, Kal, in and out. Pull yourself together.

"I'm um, Kalli. P-pleasure to meet you Clyde. What d'ya recommend for uh, one of these? It's a fifty right?"

A slight blush dusts my cheeks as I dig through the worn leather of the wallet. Fumbling with the wrinkle bill before

Christ he's handsome. Broad shoulders, voice as thick as honey and those eyes. Tinged of with a hint of melancholy.

The kind that swoops low in your belly and steals your breath.

This is must be the Southern charm that they've been raving about. Never mentioned how devastating it could be or that it spelt trouble with a capital T.

[killersmileclyde]

I smirk to myself as much as anything seeing the blush warm her skin. “Pleasures all mine, Miss Kalli.”

Making a show of wiping down the bar top, I affirm her question, “yeah darlin’ that’s a fifty but put it up, drinks on the house s’long as ya tell me how ya ended up all the way out here.”

I prop myself on arm to lean a little bit closer. “I gotta say, this ain’t the first place for tourists.” A chuckle tumbles from my lips with the statement. Something about her had caught my attention and I needed to know more.

[killersmileclyde]

Tentatively I approach the bar, nervously looking about the place.

Total fish out of water. What was I even thinking? Half the world away from home down to my last fifty bucks.

And what for? For adventure, to find myself? All that I've managed to find is nothing trouble.

Staring despondently at my wallet, a small sigh escapes me. Ah fuck it. Might as well put the last of my funds to good use.

" 'Scues me mate, would I be able to grab schooner?"

An unfamiliar face shyly approaches the bar and requests a drink.

I smirk and move to fill the glass, “We don’t get these asked for often. I take it yer not from ‘round here. M’name’s Clyde. Welcome t’Boone County. Lemme know if ya want a menu or anythin’.”

Turning back to refill a pitcher for the group of boys watching the game, Clyde curiously watches his newest patron.

[killersmileclyde]

Hey there. It’s been a while, ain’t it? I have missed ya somethin’ fierce. I’m happy t’be back ‘n spend some time with y’all.

Being mindful of time and availability, longer RP interactions are not open at this time.

[logansfavoritegirl]

Oh my sweet Bear, I’m so glad you’re back!!! I’ve missed you so much!! ❤️❤️

[killersmileclyde]

I’ve missed my favorite girl too

[logansfavoritegirl]

Aww, you’re too sweet🥰

How have you been? Got anything new and exciting going on?

[killersmileclyde]

Bar’s been keepin’ me busy. Lookin’ at some new songs for the jukebox, tryin’ out some seasonal drinks for the spooky season. Y’got any ideas?

[killersmileclyde]

Hey there. It’s been a while, ain’t it? I have missed ya somethin’ fierce. I’m happy t’be back ‘n spend some time with y’all.

Being mindful of time and availability, longer RP interactions are not open at this time.

[logansfavoritegirl]

Oh my sweet Bear, I’m so glad you’re back!!! I’ve missed you so much!! ❤️❤️

[killersmileclyde]

I’ve missed my favorite girl too

[killersmileclyde]

Good to see you around again partner! 😉 I've definitely missed all these busy nights at the bar. Let me know if I can lend some help, okay?

More hands means less work. I’m always happy t’see yer smilin’ face round my bar

[killersmileclyde]

Nice to see you back, Clyde! I have to admit I’ve been a shy secret admirer, but I just wanted to pop in to say I hope you’re doing well x

Hey there secret admirer. Ain’t nothin’ to be shy about here but yer welcome t’hang out at the bar anytime

[killersmileclyde]

Welcome back!! Great to see you again!! Sarafina and myself are doing well.

It’s good t’be back

[killersmileclyde]

Hey there. It’s been a while, ain’t it? I have missed ya somethin’ fierce. I’m happy t’be back ‘n spend some time with y’all.

Being mindful of time and availability, longer RP interactions are not open at this time.

[damemaree]

I've missed Clyde.

[killersmileclyde]

I’ve missed ya too darlin’

[adcuficrec]

I’d like to write a love letter to the RP blog @killersmileclyde to thank him for the great service he did for this community. That man blew his back out fucking every single one of us, not a single person was left unsatisfied at his hands. Thank you Clyde for showing all of us a good time, you are a true gentleman and a freak in the sheets. Love you, honey 😘🖤

🤍love letter to @killersmileclyde 🖤

[iamakiller]

*hand

There, I fixed it for you. You're very welcome.

[killersmileclyde]

These hands can fix a lotta things @iamakiller... just ask @direnightshade

[iamakiller]

Oh how I've missed your witty rejoinders, @killersmileclyde.

[killersmileclyde]

It has been too long. When ya comin’ by the bar again? I’ve made some changes I’d think ya’ll like. The fire pit out back is nice ‘n secluded.

[adcuficrec]

I’d like to write a love letter to the RP blog @killersmileclyde to thank him for the great service he did for this community. That man blew his back out fucking every single one of us, not a single person was left unsatisfied at his hands. Thank you Clyde for showing all of us a good time, you are a true gentleman and a freak in the sheets. Love you, honey 😘🖤

🤍love letter to @killersmileclyde 🖤

[iamakiller]

*hand

There, I fixed it for you. You're very welcome.

[killersmileclyde]

These hands can fix a lotta things @iamakiller... just ask @direnightshade

[killersmileclyde]

Heya darlin’s... it’s been a while. How r’ya doin’?

[adcuficrec]

I’d like to write a love letter to the RP blog @killersmileclyde to thank him for the great service he did for this community. That man blew his back out fucking every single one of us, not a single person was left unsatisfied at his hands. Thank you Clyde for showing all of us a good time, you are a true gentleman and a freak in the sheets. Love you, honey 😘🖤

🤍love letter to @killersmileclyde 🖤

[killersmileclyde]

Yer so good to me @contesa-lui-alucard thank ya darlin’ and thank ya to @adcuficrec for sharin’ these letters

[killersmileclyde]

Hiatus 2021

Hey er’rybody,

It’s Clyde here. I hope y’all had a good holiday and new year, the bar was packed! That being said, things have stayed busy round here and I’m goin’ on a bit of a break from here for a bit. I love y’all and appreciate er’rythin’ ya done for me in 2020. I plan on droppin’ in occasionally but nothin’ regular or consistent. Take care o’ yerselves. 

Love,

@killersmileclyde and @wolfmanclyde