Top Secret

Just a tired millennial. Fuck terfs. I keep the top shelf stuff in my #reference tag 18+

[oblivionloading]

The Fredas Vibes will not be tarnished under any circumstances.

[kabber]

[woman-becomer]

would you rather fight two Mordecais and one Rigby or two Rigbys and one Mordecai

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2 Mordecais 1 Rigby

1 Rigby 2 Mordecais

Voting ended onJun 2

[woman-becomer]

fucked up the poll awful style I'm sorry

[jellyfish-everywhere]

EVERY BODY KNOWS SHITS FUCKED

[bovineblogger]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Fuck yeah droving

[painkillerscoffeeandcathair]

I wonder what they're saying to each other?

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Most of it is probably "hey calf! I'm here! We're going somewhere new so don't get lost!" and "Hey mum! Mum! This is confusing and I lost sight of you for three seconds! Tell me where you are!"

[beka-tiddalik]

There's also "argh flies why" just for texture

[inthevasoline]

guys what should my 10,000th post be

[inthevasoline]

im so fucking stupid

[only-cat-memes]

[montereybayaquarium]

🧊🦦Pass the otter pops—it’s World Otter Day!

The last Wednesday of May is a yearly celebration of otters, raising awareness and inspiring people around the world to help protect these irreplaceable aquatic mammals. 

This year we’re showing up to the party with lots of love for our resident southern sea otters and the exceptional team that makes sure our girls are happy, healthy, and ready for their close up! 

Opal, Ivy, Selka, Suri, and Willow are all on exhibit together right now, but that’s not always the case—for a great reason. 💙

All of our non-releasable resident otters sometimes spend time behind the scenes as part of our Sea Otter Program. We aim for our resident otters to also serve as surrogate mothers to orphaned otter pups, raising them with the skills and behaviors they need for a second chance at life in the wild. 🥹

Today, almost 300 rescued southern sea otters of all ages have been released back to their ocean home after being cared for in our Sea Otter Program, helping restore their populations and revive the beautiful coastal habitats they call home. 🦦🌊 There’s wonder in ocean life and caring for it helps us all.

Join the World Otter Day sea-lebration on our live Sea Otter Cam, streaming the lovable antics of these five otter conservation superstars from 7 to 7. ⭐ How are you celebrating otters today?

[calledoutpost-deactivated202103]

found the killer post again bc i lost it

[purgatory--productions]

[stedesparasol]

Film Fortnight: Comedy What We Do on the High Seas (a.k.a Interviews With Some Vampirates)

[sustancy]

[comfymoth]

i think the internet should transition from being so usa-centric to being brazil-centric. not cos i have any personal connection or bias towards brazil, i just think if anyone could possibly usurp america’s cultural dominance online it’d be them

[comfymoth]

“man i just woke up where are all these notifs coming fro—“

[thatweirdnoise]

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[the-big-mood]

[tired-fandom-ndn]

I am whatever the opposite of a speed runner is. I am a game meanderer. I have to look at literally everything. I am overly cautious in every way. I forget to pause and wander away from the game. I take a minimum 7 hours to get through any given level. If you give me a timer I will cry.

[json-derulo]

[adastrabbit]

WHAT THE FUCK?

[importantcatpics]