[fystorm]

Exactly what I meant, real men can’t have cute dogs.

[killiantommo]

“Right and they can’t wear pink or like Disney movies and girls can’t play football and should just stay in the kitchen.”

[caseytommo-blog]

“You wouldn’t d-dare fight me! I would lose! I, um, I hope we can meet more people soon. Otherwise, you might get tired of me?”

[killiantommo]

“Well... that’s true actually. That I wouldn’t dare. I won’t get tired of you. At least I haven’t so far and it’s been twenty-five years so I think that says something. But meeting new people and making friends would be good for both of us regardless.”

[tomliinsvn]

“so i’ve heard, i think i’ll take you up on that advice for the sake of my heart. well, i’m sure your customers miss you and your sparkling personality; or at least your terribly handsome face. he is, in fact. he’s lucky he’s cute enough to rob me of my sleep without consequence. maybe you should come by and say hi then.”

[killiantommo]

“I reckon it’s a combination, both my sparkling personality and my handsome face. Sadly for them, I don’t reciprocate those feelings and have no plans of returning any time soon. He’s lucky indeed, I’ve never had that privilige. I’ll come by, have him sleep in no time, you’ll see.”

[cntrlalexxa-blog]

“Snakes are cuddly, I don’t blame you.”

[killiantommo]

“Yeah, and beautiful. It’s good talking to someone who doesn’t think they’re horrible.”

[zainsmclik-blog]

“Louis always ruins stuff, huh? I bet. Nah but I mean, that can change. Pretty sure I will figure out all of your evil plans though, am I right? … just messing with ya man.”

[killiantommo]

“No one will figure out any of the Tomlinson’s evil plans ever, sorry to disappoint you. We’re too sneaky for that.”

[zainsmclik-blog]

“Please. That face and those words? I know what you’re trying, mister.”

[killiantommo]

“There Louis goes, ruining things for me again. I’m guessing you don’t know Casey very well, though.”

[demiidcvonne-deactivated2018072]

“kinda like how i have a phobia of clowns. i don’t fuck with ‘em, nope no way. people actually get scared of him though? i dunno, some people don’t like dogs or whatever but he’s sooo cute part of me wants to steal him from you but i won’t.”

[killiantommo]

“Honestly, I don’t think anyone likes clowns. Well, except maybe the clowns themselves. I don’t have a phobia of them but I can totally see why others do; they’re creepy. If you steal him, I’ll steal your daughter. Is that a threat? Yes. I’m very protective of him.”

[tomliinsvn]

“suppose that’s true, but they might simply be busy, in which case i’m your only choice – i’m going to stay ignorant to it either way; make believe my dearest brother really just wants to spend quality time with me. literally nothing? oh come on. how about work? ah… well, the simple life for me. except for charity soccer matches and the like. mostly i’m just trying to learn which faces and tones of voice make babies stop crying. ”

[killiantommo]

“You should do that. Ignorance is bliss, as they say. Well, I was just working at the coffee shop like usual until I came here. It’s not really something I miss, I have to admit that. Right, right, simple. Aw, is your little lad keeping you up at night? Maybe he misses his uncle.”

[caseytommo-blog]

“Oh hush, Killie! I’m really not. He does! That’s, um, that’s good that they love each other. ‘s like me ‘n you – sticking together with all the new p-people about, right? I’m very comfortable with you.”

[killiantommo]

“You are. Don’t make me fight you. Yeah exactly. I don’t mind this place but it’d suck without you and Lou here.”

[cntrlalexxa-blog]

“A lot of people are ignorant. He isn’t poisonous. He has no fangs.”

[killiantommo]

“Well, okay, that’s true. I think it’s an instinctive thing in humans because of the spiders that are poisonous. Maybe. But I like snakes so I suppose I get you.”

[fystorm]

Is this your puppy? How can such a cute puppy be owned by …. never mind. He’s cute.

[killiantommo]

“Nah, I stole him from a little girl but don’t worry, I’ll return him once I grow bored with him. Owned by.... what? I hope you’re one of those people who think ‘real men’ can’t have cute dogs. If that’s the case, get your own Amstaff.”

[cntrlalexxa-blog]

“Also as in little bear cub that’s still powerful enough to bite your fingers off. That’s why I have a tarantula–he’s harmless,” she said, letting the large spider crawl over her hand.

[killiantommo]

“Right,” Killian said sceptively, glancing down at her pet. “And while I totally get that, I reckon a lot people would disagree.”

[caseytommo-blog]

“Being afraid of Kota would be like someone being afraid of m-me! He’s just a cuddlebug and Oreo, um, loves him.”

[killiantommo]

“Considering you’re cute and tiny too, that sounds about right. Aw, he does? Koda loves Oreo a lot too, I think he’s glad they have each other here with all the new people and surroundings.”

[killiantommo]

.

[fystorm]

And who is Koda? Though, some people are just scared for the silliest things. 

[killiantommo]

“He’s my puppy. Look at him.”

[killiantommo]

“I know that phobias are irrational and that you can’t explain why you’re scared of whatever you’re scared of but I still find it so fucking weird when I meet someone who’s scared of Koda. I can see how he could look a bit like a bear cub but still, it’s a bear cub, as in tiny and cute.”

[zainsmclik-blog]

“Are you trying to cupcake your way into my pants?”

[killiantommo]

“‘ey, I’m slightly offended you’d think I’m that kind of guy. What if I’m trying to cupcake my way into your heart?”