by my heelys, i care not.

26. bi. nb. « are you prepared for the kind of death you've earned, little man? » im ferocities on letterboxd + bluesky

[txttletale]

something i strongly believe in is that when you are dealing with someone in a position of immediate material power over you you can and should abandon all interpersonal codes of conduct you may have to the wind. it is not only permissible but often vital to lie to, cheat, and betray the trust of policemen, teachers, parents, bosses, landlords and psychiatrists. you can demand interpersonal honesty or fealty to your position, but not both.  

[my-darling-boy]

Why has every day of 2026 so far felt like taking Benadryl and waking up Wrong at 2:00 AM on the couch in the dark

[winged-void]

The problem is I always want to dm my mutuals some shit like "I consider you an ally to my cause"

[alicentsgf]

so funny to me the pope has siblings. imagine a bunch of people looked at your brother and decided he was the physical embodiment of god's will. like that kid kicked me in the head once.

[icide3-deactivated20260304]

[meowguraaaaa-deactivated2026030]

i need to spread more misinformation about myself

[redstonedust]

ideal types of meals:

anything you want in a pot

random bullshit in a frying pan

who gives a crap in a rice cooker

fucking whatever in a skillet

[xanaxfarts]

rewards member......................... loyalty program........................ point system................. cash back.................. subscription perks....................... download app............................. scan qr code.............................

[thememedaddy]

[iliothermia]

i wish everyone following me made enough money to not feel like they were being boiled alive and had the time and energy to clean their room at their own leisure

[fairycosmos]

has anyone experienced good news in the last 30 years

[biteyourblog]

[ndnbutch]

fyi. being intensely self critical is not the same as being self aware. if you’re really self aware you’ll be aware of the good stuff too. just in case anyone needs to hear it. don’t mistake constantly dissecting what you see as your flaws for some kind of personal enlightenment.

[lakevida]

ok well if i can be vulnerable with you for a moment theres a hole in the floor at work and i dont know if it drains to anywhere but i do know ive been pouring old coffee down it for about three weeks now

[lakevida]

a coworker saw me do it today and her expression was unreadable

[rozieramati]

[raterdedbaby]

fuck it we ball

[slimetony]

Not to be vague but not again please

[freakoutgirl]

It's important to have one medium you are pretentious about and another medium that shows you also have dogshit taste