I'm gonna be King of the Pirates!

goat

[slavery]

Girl: *looks at my dickprint through shorts* “your dick is little huh?”

Me:

[afrodingus93]

Tony Hawk is a real one lol

[rarts]

Portrait of a assassin girl [digital art by Yang Liu]

[hxkawa]

“you can see sakurajima-senpai, can’t you?” mai sakurajima // ED「fukashigi no carte」♡♡**

[snowradish]

[zevveli]

I still think that my favorite urban legend/folklore fact is that there are certain areas in New Orleans where you cannot get a taxi late at night not because it isn’t safe, but because taxi companies have had recurring problems of picking up ghosts in those areas who are not aware that they are dead and disappearing from the cab before reaching the destination and therefore stiffing the driver on the fare causing a loss for the company.

[elsajeni]

An occupational hazard of cab driving I had not previously considered

[avvocarlo]

me coming home to my gamer wife and children: greatest of keks everyone, score any sick headshots today??? oh thank you honey I’d love a bowl of soda soup, please don’t get triggered if I don’t like it this time

[down-with-capitalism]

Zelda sweetie, you’ve hardly touched your Doritos. What’s got you so butthurt?

[tendie-defender]

Time for some Red Dead Redemption 2 VR

[nflstreet-deactivated20181217]

[golfgalaxy]

y’all still beat your meat? lol

[yassmines]

what do u beat

[golfgalaxy]

evildoers

[willsmithsmackedtheshitoutofme]

Imma fight this nigga. The artist get on my damn nerves

[pururin]

[blackdenimjeans3]

[hiphop-reclaimed]

Blonde inspired Receipt 🧾

@simsdows

[fitnessfoodfabulous]

[diarygirls]

me in third grade handing in my essay on “my summer vacation” after using WordArt™️ to make the title rainbow text

[kwikemart]

“hey wanna come over and get drunk or someth-”

me: