brook ― ❪ killmxde ❫
Dylan. I like that name. Hello.
TG: aw thanks man TG: brook is a pretty chillax name too TG: whered did you get it from
You are welcome. It was a mistype. Of my “official” nickname.

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brook ― ❪ killmxde ❫
Dylan. I like that name. Hello.
TG: aw thanks man TG: brook is a pretty chillax name too TG: whered did you get it from
You are welcome. It was a mistype. Of my “official” nickname.
> Searching “how to get your followers to talk to you on tumblr”...
...Tumblr... famous?
aeschylusresigned:
I remain unconvinced no matter how many times you insist otherwise.
Well, alright. You’re off to quite the rough start but it’s no matter. You simply have to persevere and attempt not to kill any other beings you attempt to befriend. I recommend isolating yourself to some extent.
You seem rather keen on protecting the integrity of the ones you know, it’s a rather misplaced determination in my opinion. Nothing is too broken to put back together, you know. Certainly, perhaps the thing will not come out as perfect as it once was but the point is that it is salvageable. From ashes start anew, or some similar motivational bullshit. Do you want to stay as you are? In this supposedly broken state?
You are incorrect.
I have. Attempted this. Isolation is not solving the problem.
The situation cannot be changed. There is no use in. Dwelling.
brook ― ❪ killmxde ❫
Searching “sup”… This is a shortened version of “what is up”. Which is a greeting. Correct? I am Brook. Nice? To meet you.
TG: yeah TG: uh TG: thats what it means TG: davesprite but dylan is usally what i answer to
Dylan. I like that name. Hello.
…It is fine.
I. Hm. Do animals count as people.
No. By my friend. …I was not intended to be sentient.
Please, for an intents an purposes, imagine a masterfully edited Doubt Meme image here.
Not entirely. People typically consists of sentient beings generally capable of intelligent thought. I think you may find most animals don’t fit into that category.
By your friend. You mean to insinuate you were corrupted by your own friend. Why? Well, a side effect of effective programming then. To create sentient beings is an arduous task that many have sought after. If your creator didn’t recognize the worth of it then, well, he’s quite the horrible mechanic, would’t you think?
I have googled this. I do not understand.
Parrots are intelligent.
He wanted me to murder my ward. My creator was good. I was broken. I am Broken.
I’m attempting to sarcastically convey the point that I doubt you are fine.
Are they self aware and sentient, though?
Your friend doesn’t quite seem like a good friend, then. With the information given to me, I would wager that’s quite debatable. No one is ever purely good or bad, Brook. Besides, broken things can be fixed, can they not?
Oh. I am fine.
I think so. Yes.
He was. He. Had strong opinions. Which is his downfall. I am too broken. He was good.
…It is fine.
I. Hm. Do animals count as people.
No. By my friend. …I was not intended to be sentient.
Please, for an intents an purposes, imagine a masterfully edited Doubt Meme image here.
Not entirely. People typically consists of sentient beings generally capable of intelligent thought. I think you may find most animals don’t fit into that category.
By your friend. You mean to insinuate you were corrupted by your own friend. Why? Well, a side effect of effective programming then. To create sentient beings is an arduous task that many have sought after. If your creator didn’t recognize the worth of it then, well, he’s quite the horrible mechanic, would’t you think?
I have googled this. I do not understand.
Parrots are intelligent.
He wanted me to murder my ward. My creator was good. I was broken. I am Broken.
...It is fine.
I. Hm. Do animals count as people.
No. By my friend. ...I was not intended to be sentient.
No. I am a threat. I require manual override. I am permanently set to Kill Mode and am a threat to those near me.
Yes. There have been many setbacks. I am. The fourth of my creators attempts. I am not unusual. I am easily replaced.
Now that certainly does explain quite the bit more, what a tragic predicament you’ve been set to face. It seems I have no place to offer my help, unfortunately. Can your creator not aid you?
Well, it’s a learning process, isn’t it? Personally, I’d count not having yet murdered anyone a plus. Perhaps not unusual to yourself but to a simple person like me, you’re plenty interesting enough. I don’t suppose I’ve spoken to any other intriguing multipurpose strife bots before. Why did it take your creator four attempts, though?
My creator has abandoned me.
… Process failed.
He was attempting to find the perfect mix. I was still a failure.
Ah. Even more so tragic, then. I feel a tad compelled to aid you but I’m not entirely fond on dying quite yet. What a dilemma.
Let me revise that, so long as you’ve not yet murdered anyone you’ve attempted to establish friendship with.
Should I account for this perpetual propensity to harm near by objects a reason for which you’re considered a “failure”?
It is unnecessary. I am fine.
... Hm.
Partially. I am too easily corrupted. I am also emotional which was not intended.
No. I am a threat. I require manual override. I am permanently set to Kill Mode and am a threat to those near me.
Yes. There have been many setbacks. I am. The fourth of my creators attempts. I am not unusual. I am easily replaced.
Now that certainly does explain quite the bit more, what a tragic predicament you’ve been set to face. It seems I have no place to offer my help, unfortunately. Can your creator not aid you?
Well, it’s a learning process, isn’t it? Personally, I’d count not having yet murdered anyone a plus. Perhaps not unusual to yourself but to a simple person like me, you’re plenty interesting enough. I don’t suppose I’ve spoken to any other intriguing multipurpose strife bots before. Why did it take your creator four attempts, though?
My creator has abandoned me.
... Process failed.
He was attempting to find the perfect mix. I was still a failure.
feathertcrn started pestering @killmxde
TG: hey TG: im davesprite TG: but dylan is usually what i prefer to be called TG: sup bro
Searching "sup"... This is a shortened version of "what is up". Which is a greeting. Correct? I am Brook. Nice? To meet you.
No. I am a threat. I require manual override. I am permanently set to Kill Mode and am a threat to those near me.
Yes. There have been many setbacks. I am. The fourth of my creators attempts. I am not unusual. I am easily replaced.
@aeschylusresigned
It came too close to me. My programming saw it as. A threat. Who are you.
I fail to see where a bird particularly registers as a threat. Did it startle you? Or perhaps it was a carnivorous bird that attempted to prey on you?
My name is Hal Marius Strider. You may call me any variation of that as long as you omit the Strider. Pardon the intrusion, I simply spotted you on my dash and had my interest piqued. Might I have a name in return?
No. It was a parrot. I am broken.
I know. Knew. A Hal. Marius. I am Brook. I am learning to be social. Intrusions are necessary.
Broken? I’ve deduced thus far you’re of the robotic kind, given you have mobility and people aren’t usually programmed. Is your chassis damaged? I’ve a brother who’s quite handy at mechanics, perhaps I can offer his help.
It seems Hal is quite the popular name, or there’re simply too many iterations of Hal out there. Well, Brook, how is your learning process going? I surmise you weren’t built for socializing, were you?
No. My coding is damaged. I am unsafe.
Not. Well. No. I am a multipurpose strife unit.
@aeschylusresigned
It came too close to me. My programming saw it as. A threat. Who are you.
I fail to see where a bird particularly registers as a threat. Did it startle you? Or perhaps it was a carnivorous bird that attempted to prey on you?
My name is Hal Marius Strider. You may call me any variation of that as long as you omit the Strider. Pardon the intrusion, I simply spotted you on my dash and had my interest piqued. Might I have a name in return?
No. It was a parrot. I am broken.
I know. Knew. A Hal. Marius. I am Brook. I am learning to be social. Intrusions are necessary.
killmxde:
I was built to be a guardian and stand-in friend for my creators romantic interest. This included comforting him when necessary. It does not matter anymore.
a stand-in friend. lmao, dismissed.
Oh. Alright. Goodbye.
@aeschylusresigned It came too close to me. My programming saw it as. A threat. Who are you.
killmxde:
My main purposes are. First aid. Physical comfort. Protection. Combat training. Hm. I did not know that.
your purposes combat each other. what is the point of physical comfort in association with the rest of these.
I was built to be a guardian and stand-in friend for my creators romantic interest. This included comforting him when necessary. It does not matter anymore.
I hurt another bird. :(