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"I asked ChatGPT" well I asked the anime character who shares my brain and he said "why the fuck are you asking me this".

parkchanwoohoo

I'm high as fuck at medieval times and trying so hard to look normal. My friend pointed at a QR code and went "What is the meaning of this Rune..." and I almost threw up trying not to laugh

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Friends were doing a Bit where they boo the King and Queen bc they're antimonarchists and I got legit nervous like "Guys they're like RIGHT there, we're gonna get beheaded 😭😭😭" and when the servers showed up to sell glowy swords and stuff I sank into my seat like. "Omfgggg guys I told youuu"

parkchanwoohoo

They kept doing very immersive jeering like "DISHONORABLE" and "LET HIM TASTE YOUR STEEL!" and I started being like... guys this is so fucked up... This is people's lives...

balaclava-trismegistus

The greatest song ever written was conjured by an Italian for a scene in a Western filmed in Spain where a Polish man pretending to be a Mexican bandit does a gay little run through a graveyard for three and a half minutes uninterrupted

sharkbutch

You can’t just say that and not show us

arcane-chicanery

I'd love to see it

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yournewfriendshouse

where is that ‘they weren’t lying’ dog meme…

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secondlina

Supportive!

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moderndaywarriorsawyer

The Money Tubbs only comes around every 5628 seconds. Reblog the Money Tubbs and you’ll find money!

modelinterrupted

Bitttchhh the last time I reblogged some bullshit like this I booked a 2k 30minute shoot lmao

goldpersonified

I received 2k 2 days after reblogging this

babyjanedough

Already know I wanna send this to people on June 1

motziedapul

Hey everyone! This is my lovely friend Cyrus Nemati, who many of you may know as Theseus, Dionysus and Ares from the first Hades game.

He has spent the last couple years developing his very first indie game, Vampire Therapist, which plays with the many vampire character archetypes from across media.

It's been reviewing VERY well but it's not getting very many wishlists, so if you're interested in vampires, fantastic art and clever, funny, and thoughtful writing about vampire mental health, go wishlist it on Steam!

And listen, Cyrus may be too humble to leverage his colorful career as your favourite Hades hotboys, so I'm gonna do it for him 😌 GO SUPPORT FANTASTIC INDIE DEVS LIKE THIS ONE!

brokenbloodymolars

There's a post sitting in my flagged posts that's been there for three plus years. It's a pair of onions in a bag that looks suspiciously like a pair of fat tits. Apparently it's flagged for everyone and God i wish i could show y'all

brokenbloodymolars

Lord if this works

bogleech

Big titty broth girlfriend

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au where pretty much all of gotham knows damn well bruce wayne's small army of children are also the assorted bat and bird themed vigilantes around town (considering they barely cover their faces and their ages, races, heights, and timelines all line up perfectly lmao) BUT. they still think bruce is just their resident sadboy beloved princess like no way he's batman. he's a soaking wet premie kitten of a man. if you raise your voice around him he'd probably startle like a baby deer. one time I bumped into bruce wayne on the street and both of our briefcases spilled open everywhere when we fell and he teared up and gave me his wallet while apologizing for being too lost in his own thoughts. one time I accidentally poured hot soup in his lap at a gala and he just said "thank you😔". he's just a little guy he's depressed and his rowdy-ass kids sap up all the little energy he has so OBVIOUSLY he's not batman. and like this open secret becomes a whole debate about whether or not he knows his kids are doing this, and whether or not someone should tell him about it. like on one hand yeah they're doing great things for the city. but hasn't that poor guy been through ENOUGH? can he handle the stress of knowing his babies are risking their lives? would he make them stop, or does he already know and allows it? he doesn't seem that irresponsible of a parent tho! would he feel pride or horror if he knew they became the type of person he (and his parents) needed when he was younger? for the most part, people leave them to it, seeing as most of the wayne kids are adults anyway, but every now and then little damian saves some older ladies just for them to end up yelling at him about how his daddy has a poor constitution and his heart will give out from all the stress (and he's just gotta stand there like 😡😡😡😡😡 because arguing would essentially be confirming his identity and he Cannot be the one to fuck that up first. there's a betting pool. he Needs tim to be the one who loses.) bruce is completely oblivious to this except for sometimes when he's out as batman people will be like "you're a monster for letting these kids fight crime its so irresponsible" and he's just like "yeah I know but if I don't give them an outlet they'd probably destroy the city themselves🙄" and the citizens are like flashing back to the bruce wayne birthday bash incident of 2019 that ended with a city block in flames, half the kids in jail and bruce checking himself into one of those fake rehabs rich people go to when they need to escape the stress of being rich and an 8 year old acting as ceo for wayne enterprises for two months before the 8 year got accused of war profiteering so bruce had to check out of the rehab early. and they're like "okay yeah that's fair" and figure maybe gotham's sweetest son bruce is at least getting a good night sleep in a quiet mansion while his beloved yet terrible children are burning off energy beating people up all night

pieklo

Reblog daily for health and prosperity

dumpster2001

creature commandos art dump

7weaslesinacoat

the absolutely vile things i would do to that skeleton..

owldalek

Creature Commandos Ep. 3 SPOILERS

A lot of the discourse I’ve seen about Cheers For the Tin Man has been akin to “he really couldn’t move on from the war,” “the world moved on but he didn’t” and I think that kind of misses the point of the episode. James Gunn, from the very first episode, has been critiquing American politics, morality, and military. I mean he laid out explicitly that America does not care about Pokolestan they just want the oil the country hasn’t used. So I think it’s wrong to say that GI Robot is a sad character because he couldn’t move on. I think this exists to show how bizarre and hypocritical it is that we’ve normalized Nazis and Nazi ideology in America.

Throughout the series GI Robot says explicitly that he is programmed to kill Nazis and their allies. However, we rarely see others refer to it that way. In the 60’s it’s said GI killed over 1,000 “enemies.” In his trial it says he willfully killed a group of “human beings.” It de-contextualizes the people he has killed because ultimately it never mattered to the United States Government that the people he was killing were Nazis.

GI Robot was programmed to kill an ideology regardless of who participates in it. This episode is meant to show that America is okay with Nazis when we are the Nazis. But, it also shows how easily it slips past the average person. GI Robot is programmed to kill Nazis and he does this by recognizing the swastika because ultimately he can’t understand Nazi ideology outside of that symbol. This is why many of us first assumed Sam would have Nazi memorabilia in his collection and get killed by mistake before we assumed he’d be a Neo-Nazi. This reflects the modern American public. We don’t recognize Nazis outside of the swastika. That’s why James Gunn made the decision to show the Neo-Nazis with modern symbols or no symbols at all. Because Nazis aren’t just going to advertise themselves to us. We have to know the clues. GI Robot doesn’t pick up on the 88/SS symbol on the guys neck. He doesn’t notice the White Power tattoo. Heck, Sam probably was talking about Nazi ideology with him, but he never would have guessed. It’s a warning that we’ve mythologized the Nazis to the point where we can’t or won’t comprehend that that kind of thinking still exists now and more so that our government would defend it.

It’s not that GI Robot couldn’t move on from the war it’s that Nazism is something the US protects until it’s inconvenient to us.

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[ID: Illustration of GI Robot from Creature Commandos. He is standing in uniform with his gun arm up and the text "Oh Boy ..." behind him. The background is textured with scribbled stars and lines. END ID.]

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