Ugh

[everythingfox]

Breakfast in bed

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

breakfast is bed……

[luisonte]

Me duele la cabeza

[humandryersheet]

This is actually examples of the field of mathematics called topology and it’s fucking bullshit wizard shit.

[weissfire]

finally, applied mathematics

[unmistrusting]

[san1tarium-deactivated20220109]

Me: I should message my mutuals, I want them to know i want to be friends

Also me: actually im just gonna like a post they reblogged and hope they get the hint

[maedhrosrussandol]

This.

[ludwigfanfunkoven]

doors in survival horror/horror vidya

Silent Hill: The door is rusted shut. It also has no knob and isn’t real. None of these doors are. What, did you think we’d let you in any of these doors? Fucking idiot.

Resident Evil: Oh, well you gotta get the chicken emblem and place that in the one bathroom in a 30 mile radius, which gives you a small rod that you’ve got to place into the cogs of the clocktower, stopping it and dropping a gem that you need to place in a statue that needs to be moved in a very specific pattern, which drops aNOTHER emblem that you need to place perpendicular to a small animal that isn’t TOO small or TOO big, then that opens a secret passageway with a giant tarantula that you have to fight. Killing it gives you a key with a symbol on it that can only open THIS SPECIFIC DOOR. Have fun!

Resident Evil 4: Just kick the door in half. You don’t give a fuck. Fuck this guy’s house, it’s my house now.

Resident Evil 5/6: You are, for whatever reason, completely incapable of passing through some doors without your partner’s assistance. That’s pretty weird, you know.

Haunting Ground: Go print out some words on a stone printer. They’re like keycards. But rocks.

Rule of Rose: Some little fucker is going to shut the door on you. What a prick.

Dino Crisis: I hope you like scrabble.

Dino Crisis 2: It seems that someone misplaced a large vehicle into this door. Go find a key in a pond to open the other door.

Fatal Frame: Hey I hope you like doing silly puzzles because here’s a clock, go ahead and input that time you read about earlier. Except it’s in Japanese.

Left 4 Dead: I mean, yeah, that door opens, but the hunter behind it isn’t going to make things easier for you. Nah, just kidding, you heard the crescendo. It was 3 entire hordes at once AND a hunter.

Penumbra: Well that door’s right fucked, innit? You see those boxes over there? You know what to do.

Amnesia: Same as above but with Mr. Struts on your ass the entire time.

S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: If it’s a locked door, you’re gonna need a keycode. Hope you’re ready to fight the burers behind it. The pseudogiants and bloodsuckers, too.

X-COM: There’s a lobsterman behind that door. Don’t open it. Don’t even open the sub door. There’s lobstermen out there. Time to leave.

Cryostasis: You’re going to have to go into some guy’s memories and make it so that he doesn’t get dead to get through this door. Or maybe a bear’s memories. Awesome.

Echo Night Beyond: Run as fast as you can through a ghost without having a heart attack that doesn’t make sense because of the twist at the end to get a keycard and then backtrack a hundred miles in your slow-ass spacesuit to open a door. Life is suffering.

Lifeline: Open door, Rio. Open the door. Rio. Open the door. OPEN THE DOOR. FUCKING OPEN DOOR. O-PEN DOHR. RIO PLEASE. RIO. RIO PLEASE JUST OPEN THE DOOR JESUS CHRIST IT’S GOING TO EAT YOU

[o-ceti]

do non americans know that sometimes you’ll just see lifelike human testicles hanging off the back of peoples trucks

[prrb]

non american here! i wish i didnt learn english

[memewhore]

[seymour-butz-stuff]

[rosalarian]

I went on a date with a guy on vacation from Switzerland a couple years ago, and had almost this exact conversation with him when it came time to pay for the meal. He knew tipping was part of our culture and always left a few dollars because, as he said, “your minimum wage is so low compared to everywhere else” and I informed him that servers make less than half of minimum wage and the rest comes from tips, and he was horrified. Like he had just witnessed a murder. He about emptied his wallet out on the table and vowed to tip 25% anytime he was in America. As someone who has worked as a server/bartender, I know a lot of folks in our industry don’t like serving foreign customers because they don’t tip well/at all, but it’s because we’re the only country that does things in this fucked up way, and they truly don’t know that in many places, people are making $2/hr. Like, yes, sometimes you can get enough tips to be making $30+/hr, but then there’s all the side work you have to do that nobody tips you for, the hour before open/after close where you are prepping and cleaning, the complete lack of breaks despite it being illegal. The best industry job I ever had paid me the full minimum wage instead of the server min. That’s extremely rare. I wore the soles completely off my shoes and destroyed my knees and had no social life for an industry that considers $10/hr to be a crazy high wage.

[bogleech]

Why does the entire rest of the internet think tumblr is “dying” or “dead” when I have seen absolutely no drop in activity level on here ever

[transgirl-link]

Would you rather twitter and reddit people move back here? I think it’s good people think we’re dead

[tribeofthedrunkenweasles]

[funnytwittertweets]

[yessoupy]

GOD I just want to be CREATIVE but all my energy is being used to survive

[cries-havoc]

this is one of those "you put it into words" kind of posts. right on.

[yuyuuyuyuu-deactivated20230726]

if anybody has beef with me, it’s one-sided. i do not care. i do not have the energy. i am tired.

[dajo42]

no more horror theories about wholesome media. its time for wholesome theories about horror media. slenderman just wants to give you back something you dropped

[catchymemes]

Credit: @pet_foolery

[salted-delights-deactivated2021]

I think I already reblogged this but im gonna do it again because this is a good reminder on how toxic gatekeeping it.

[bowling-with-skulls]

I’m reblogging this for the amount of thought that was put into figuring out the necessary configuration for a mertaur wheelchair.

[shoelace-and-friends]

MMMMM, the LAYERS to this. 

She’s technically a monster too. She might not look it at first glance and seems mostly human, but it isn’t deniable even despite her looks compared to the other monsters. 

But she realizes that she is still not like the rest of the monsters either and may not have entirely the same experiences as them, which is why she feels that she might not belong to or deserve to go to the support group. By sometimes passing as human, she feels she isn’t worthy of the space. 

The sad reality though is even though she’s mostly human in appearance, that tail she has undeniably would still cause her some struggle. Humans are still gonna look at that tail and think she’s a freak. There are probably still accommodations she needs because of the tail that she may still struggle to have access to. Even if it is just the tail, that tail is still enough to other her from humans and cause her problems and discrimination. 

She should get to belong in that support group even if she gets told she’s not monster “enough”. She still shares some of the same struggles as them that are caused by being a monster, and needs support. 

This is an excellent demonstration of the flaws in the concept of passing privilege. Bravo to the artist. 

[skwerlly-squirrel]

NOW I will reblog this.

[everythingfox]

same energy as shocked pikachu

[kl3-2-60]

When you get compared to a meme

[jaubaius]

Husky getting nervous at his first swimming lesson

[bigdogdabeast]

I like this WAY more then I should

[chapdietostie-deactivated202406]

BIG BABY <3

[404-later]

[everythingfox]

same energy as shocked pikachu

[kl3-2-60]

When you get compared to a meme