Bake Til Good

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[lamignonette]

[glasspalacesstoneshop]

Ok so I know like. The heteronormative thing is that like women want men, but like, they’re often not supposed to want men, you know? Like they’re supposed to be passive objects in their own sexuality. So whenever I see something telling women that it’s okay to like men or whatever and tumblr mocks it I’m like okay is this an It’s Okay To Be Straight moment or is this telling women that it’s okay and normal to have sexual desires

[glasspalacesstoneshop]

*gestures vaguely at booktok discourse* do you think we are normal about women’s sexuality towards men

[spedles]

spamtenna voting request: spamton performing mass voter fraud for tenna (bonus: before realizing that tenna winning means other people are attracted to his husband)

Supportive con man 💖

(Don’t actually commit voting fraud)

Vote Tenna!!!

[escabye-deactivated20190922]

when ur mutuals are mutual with each other 

pro: squad con: i saw this post like 18 times today

[skingrad]

[escabye-deactivated20190922]

when ur mutuals are mutual with each other 

pro: squad con: i saw this post like 18 times today

[skingrad]

[unloneliest]

in the lonely hearts club job leverage asks the question "does romantic love exist?" and answers it by having eliot buy parker a venus fly trap on hardison's behalf, expecting no recognition and revealing eliot remembers a throwaway comment parker made on their second job together.

we all know this.

but was anybody going to tell me hardison already had a browser window open looking for restaurants to buy eliot in portland in response at the start of the episode immediately after that? or was i supposed to figure it out on a rewatch all by myself?!

[leverage-ot3]

op's tags go HARD

#AND TO BE PERFECTLY CLEAR. I *CALLED* THE BREW PUB AS A RESPONSE TO THE VENUS FLY TRAP IN MY NOTES. THE PHYSICAL NOTES I TAKE#WHENEVER I WATCH LEVERAGE. I JUST DIDN'T REALIZE IT WAS THIS IMMEDIATE#my notes literally go girls/boys night out job 'parker is the only one playing 4d relationship chess so far. when does hardison join in &#what makes parker sure enough to push eliot more or is it just inevitable eliot's a part of the relationship conversation p&h have btween#seasons?' and then the lonely hearts job immediately afterwards is like. romantiv love exists. look at this very meaningful gesture eliot#made on hardison's behalf. answering the how does hardison clue in and what makes p&h confident enough to push question at the exact same#time. and then in the gold job. 'portland restaurants'. being searched. i swear to god.

[redstonedust]

superheroes try too hard to be cool these days when nobody can ever beat "his name is spider man and he dresses like a spider because he has the powers of a spider"

[3000s]

when i go somewhere on friday people are always like "have a nice weekend" but i work weekends and this is my sunday

sorry i cant get the hi off of my skeleton right now

[magiconic]

Don't worry I covered up the "HI" so no one can read it

[3000s]

thank you, much better

[fibfoolingart]

science teacher besties!!

i feel like they would get along SO well plus ms. frizzle could solve the petrova problem in one episode easy

[buniix3]

Got some Grade A Senshi propaganda right he- OH GOD OH NO

Senshi... I'm so sorry oh my god I dont know what happened or where that water bucket came from jesus christ all mighty

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[nicothespy]

do people still gaf about phm or am i late to the party

[milquetoaast]

source

[el-ffej]

I've seen attack piranhas with more chill.

That's a looney tunes lunge there at the end. (That, or it can teleport.)

[muse-meter]

now do you see why I hold equal parts love and fear for rabbits? They are prey animals. They don't think like us. They have sharp teeth and are very fast.

[fictionadventurer]

I love that Jules Verne asked the question "What kind of person could circumnavigate the world in 80 days?" and decided that the answer was not a groundbreaking explorer or genius inventor, but a guy who's really, really, really obsessed with train and boat schedules.

[oqmemphis]

my final paper for my CS degree was literally "how can we algorithmically optimise for the fastest possible circumnavigation route on commercial flights?", which incidentally required me to adopt a very good working knowledge of what flight options are available at what times (and also led to me accidentally memorising several hundred airport codes)

[oqmemphis]

incidentally the fastest possible route seems to be about 51 hours, if you're working from 2022 schedules like i was. if you use current schedules and are very optimistic about how quickly you can transfer between flights, you can maybe get it down to around 48 hours (also known as 25 millivernes).

[fictionadventurer]

The very best thing about tumblr is that you can make a post about a 154-year-old novel and get responses like this.

[animentality]

[paksthestoic]

I love the “captain’s log” mechanism in Star Trek as a method for time skips and exposition.

I am, however, devastated that we never got an episode where any captain’s voiceover is strained and slow. very precise about the events they’re describing. While the screen itself is showing the most batshit insane events and making it clear that the captain is trying VERY HARD to keep everyone involved out of a court martial.

[furryprovocateur]

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

[girlswater]

[bully-ur-headmates]

bullying Rem for staying up until 3 am and making me 2 hours late for work knowing damn well we were supposed to be up at 6 this morning

BULLIED! For not sleeping!