MORE HUMAN THAN HUMAN.

29. he/him. strawpage.

[ganondorf]

aries ✦ 29 ✦ he / him ✦ strawpage.

gaza vetters list & arab.org daily click.

[ganondorf]

i think the funniest thing any loz game has done is in AoI when they're like "it's so fucked up that ganondorf gets to be the leader by birth when the leader should be decided by the people. btw hyrule is going to be a monarchy. yeah people are going to be the leader by birth"

[ganondorf]

the idea that ganondorf is a manipulative liar in wind waker always tilts me because objectively speaking he is a better source of exposition than daphnes. daphnes spends the entire game telling you very little about what's going on. he even outright says he had no plans on revealing his identity if he didn't think he had to

there's nothing in the game that suggests ganondorf is a liar. especially when he's a more reliable source of information than daphnes is and he actively explains more than daphnes has at that point

[bloobluebloo]

It is genuinely wild that just in the past few months we've had to contend with "Wind Waker Ganondorf is a liar he is just manipulating you" and "Wind Waker Ganondorf speaks like a fascist" and "Wind Waker Ganondorf is not even the same OoT Ganondorf he retcons him" because these arguments are allegedly easier to believe over Ganondorf, a human, having human emotion. Very hard to believe that the baddie who hungers for power might have some sentimentality for what he believes he's lost.

[bloobluebloo]

Sorry bringing this back because I'm thinking about it and it is actually really funny (derogatory) that people are this pressed because Ganondorf said "the place where I grew up kind of sucked and I was envious of my neighbors and I wanted what they have" like this is the most basic ass storyline you can give a villain and people can't handle it lmao

[2001hz]

H.R. Giger: 'Zodiac Fountain' 1997 from hr giger icons (2002)

Cement foundation, fountain in fiber glass and steel, astrological signs in aluminum and nickel bronze, located in H.R. Giger’s garden: Zürich, Switzerland.

[hungwy]

Fireworks suck bro why does anyone pretend any of its good. "The one in this city is awesome" no they just have more fireworks, which still suck

[ganondorf]

guys setting off fireworks On Top Of The Fence For Some Reason set something in the garbage on fire #Average4thOfJuly

[targetedknowledge]

[wizardworms]

[st-hedge]

Lesbians requested midzel for pride so midzel ye shall receive 🩷🧡🤍

[ganondorf]

trying to explain memes to my mom is always a painful experience

[ganondorf]

they should make more art of the two medicine sellers from mononoke sucking and fucking

[mooned-knights]

is anyone else annoyed that "ai" encompasses both chatgpt and tools we train to do repetitive tedious work for us. and by the ripple effect of articles like "scientists develop ai to detect cancer early" that make people argue for the merit of chatgpt or become anti-medicine. and by the general state of the world and society

[ganondorf]

despite literally being a furry i can't ever consider myself part of the "furry community" because it'll be like. you see a cute fursona and you're like "wow! cute fursona!" and then you'll get 15 messages like "dude what the fuck that's Gumby Glitter. Gumby Glitter groomed like 14 kids" and it's like whoa my bad

[rockabillywife]

The water fountain when you’re thirsty af is definitely a top 5 place to publicly debase yourself

[pastelcakies]

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