Look I Made A Thing

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[sixpenceee]

The Alien Pez dispenser from the 90’s.

[kingdomkome21]

If you ever wanted to tongue kiss an Alien, here’s your chance.

[ladamadellaves]

Im crying.

[diemetzgermeister]

only pez dispenser I want

[maaarine]

Guardian News: “‘You have stolen my dreams and my childhood with your empty words,’ climate activist Greta Thunberg has told world leaders at the 2019 UN climate action summit in New York.”

[neko-gifs]

[camambrosia]

I cried watching this

[brightlotusmoon]

BABIES

*sobbing*

[creatrixarcanum]

Just accept your fate

[blackwoolncrown]

[sixpenceee]

Burning ammonium dichromate via u/N8theIngr8

[odd-manout]

I thought everything was okay, and then EVERYTHING WAS SUDDENLY VERY NOT OKAY. Terrifying.

[sqrzos]

THEY OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL

[bogleech]

[mavisbeaconofficial]

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

What in God’s name is this

[dozy-draconequus-deactivated202]

Uhhh so I can tell y'all for sure he WASN’T eating that eggplant….

[theshockinglyeloquentdog]

this keeps getting worse

[nonapkinsilickmyfingers777]

[undlark]

After seeing some angry comments I thought it put something more positive up.   

[dragontribeadventures]

Supportive salamanders.

[tanrak]

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[clowncreature]

first edition of 2019 pride stickers 

includes

lesbian leopard gecko

gay gila monster

bisexual bearded dragon

transgender texas alligator lizard

these will go on sale soon hopefully once I set up my etsy shop

[anditslove]

Luna is having none of my crap.

[ivegotadirtyheavysoul-deactivat]

Twenty One Pilots concert?

[porterr-robinson]

[ne-neee]

My favorite video lol

[sebcastellanos]

Kristofer Hivju and Nikolaj Coster-Waldau on the set of Game of Thrones S8

[alphacrone]

me: i’m a BAD BITCH don’t FUCK with me

me twenty minutes before: lovingly painted a birdhouse for a bird that was living in my mint plant and literally smacked me in the face when i tried to water the mint and didn’t realize it was there

[alphacrone]

By request: some very blurry photos of Smacky building his nest!

[alphacrone]

SMACKY AND LADY MCSMACK HAVE HATCHED SMACKLINGS I HAVE NOT SEEN THEM YET BUT I CAN HEAR THEM

[liberalsarecool]

If you want to decrease abortions where the fetus is not at health risk of defect, you increase wages, increase job opportunities for single women, and increase child care and education, etc.

The christain Taliban has never been pro-life, they’re just pro-fetus.

[kirkspocks]

odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

[chromalogue]

Oðinn spake:

Bright the sun shone | at the time of Þor’s birth, And bathed his count'nance fair. Loki, wolf-father, | the trickster, the liar, I found on the cold pavement While returning in glory | from a grand hunt For a 3 AM quesadilla.

[baegishjalmur]

@damn-fuck-i-burnt-myself-again

[systlin]

I need this framed on my wall it’s so beautiful. 

[retro-minty]

@theshitpostcalligrapher

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

ay @systlin hmu

[bold-sartorial-statement]

@systlin

My husband complained that this was more Shakespeare than Eddas, and I challenged him to do better.

Solen sken, skönt gyllene

Dagen Tor föddes

På trottoaren, vid Taco Bell

Där låg Loke

—KJN

My translation:

The sun shone, sweet golden

The day of Tor’s birth

On the tarmac, by Taco Bell

There lay Loki

(For poetry reasons, Thor needs the Swedish spelling.)

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

@bold-sartorial-statement

ay yo show ur husband 

[andersonsallpurpose]

@bold-sartorial-statement no but hang on this should be in runes: 

(oops spot the typos)

[svampurinn]

i wanna translate this into icelandic so imma do it 

Sólin skein, björt og gullin við fæðingu Þórs á stígnum við Taco Bell Þar lá Loki

[books-and-candy-ples]

The amount of quality going into these shitposts is amazing

[rembrandtswife]

This is not shitposting, this is transformative work!

[deeranger]

And in Danish because why not:

Solen skinnede, skøn og gylden

På dagen for Tors fødsel

På asfalten ved Taco Bell

Dér lå Loke

“LEV MERE (LIVE MAS)”

*Snorts*

[marvel-lous-things]

When Thor born

He hair shine brite

A very very

Magical site

But then I see

A bab from hell

I pik up loki

From taco bell

[mccdi09-blog]

Plug It On The Window

The Window Socket offers a neat way to harness solar energy and use it as a plug socket. So far we have seen solutions that act as a solar battery backup, but none as a direct plug-in. Simple in design, the plug just attaches to any window and does its job intuitively.

Designers: Kyuho Song & Boa Oh

[zohbugg]

[glacecakes]

I’m on mobile so the last thing won’t load but I’m gonna bet everything that it’s the squid ward “future” thing

[manymari]

[icarus-milano-deactivated202103]

[witchyrouge-deactivated20230709]

Reblogging ause this is super useful to literally everyone especially homeless people and college students

[sailor-b]

[its-nothing-but-trash]