What Eli Cardashyan is really like:
⢠Genuenly smart, he knew he wasnât much of a fighter so tricked the whole of Glendale into thinking he was Triumph just to stay safe.
⢠Eventhough the âbugs bunnyâ traps werenât the best, he had a good defence system & was creative.
⢠he had it in mind to keep a ghoulie under control withought ďżźdying himself. Lowkey skillful, not to mention a security measure & the fact that he most likely just couldnât kill Crumble. (He is a soft boy okay ty)
⢠He mustâve been so hardworking for all of his knock off products, I mean he worked in a salon w his aunt for years just to afford them.
⢠He may have been an asshole but at least he knew that he was one, and wasnât fronting to be a good person like Josh was. He was a character w flaws just like everyone else, however, he at least wasnât ignoring them.
⢠This is kinda a canon but I recon he was very intelligent in school, he seems like he would work his ass off to achieve his goals & he did do that, so education was v important to him.
⢠Saying that, he was definitely a class clown
⢠Fucking funny man, he was genuenly hilarious
⢠He 100% had the right to be pissed about the day breakers taking his mall. Because, one, Wes was a dick to him. Two, he didnât know the other two well. & three, when they showed up there they just acted like it was their place & not Eliâs. Like piss off skateboard bitchass.
â˘basically I love Eli w my whole heart & everyone thinks heâs stupid, however, he worked out ways to protect himself from the ghoulies & tribes & triumph and that takes skill. He also worked out how to get back into the mall two minutes after being âexiledâ. He was just trying to survive the shitty apocalypse withought causing death to other people.
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