Dangerous Woman

Kim: 27.Weirdly obsessed with famous people who won’t ever notice me.

[namdosan]

if a hot evil villain kissed me and walked off but went back again to give me another kiss i will willingly join him to destroy an entire country without hesitation

[flowerytale]

Jane Austen, from “Pride and Prejudice”

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🌊🏊Sharks are nice!🏄

Since its summertime and people are gonna be hitting the beach to swim and/or surf, i decided to make this informative shark post. In the media sharks are portrayed as mean bloodthirsty and vicious creatures. Such as in movies like “The Shallows” and “Jaws”. But are sharks really that vicious? The answer is no. No they are not. Sharks are really nice and sweet creatures. I am a surfer and have been bitten a couple of times by sharks but i still know the truth… sharks aren’t evil creatures. You may be thinking “but you’ve been bitten by one! How can they not be evil!?” Well the answer to that my bro is simple, its all a misunderstanding. You see, sharks dont have great eyesight. They are blind as fuck. So they rely on other senses to find food. They see the silhouette of us surfers on our boards and they see it from a below angle and they think we kind look like seals, their favourite meal (as seen in the pics above). So they take just a nibble to see what the fuck we are. Once they realize we aint a seal, they go away. Why? Sharks HATE the taste of human meat. We disgusting af to them. Thats why the majority of shark attacks are just sharks bitting once and then leaving. They just wanted to know what the fuck we are bro. Its a case of mistaken identity. A misunderstanding. Have there been shark attacks where the shark bites more than once? Yeah. But thats rare and it only happens if the shark is either (1) feeling threatened or provoked. Or (2) very hungry. Like, i mean STARVING.

Sharks just wanna eat but they dont wanna eat us. Its just a simple misunderstanding. As you can see in the photos above, people can swim with sharks and nothing happens. Its totally fine my dudes. So there you have it, sharks are homies, not hostile.

Sources: Jaws- https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaws_(film)

The Shallows- https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shallows_(film)

http://adventure.howstuffworks.com/shark-attack.htm

MORE INFO: The likelihood of being attacked by a shark is thought to be 1 in 11.5 million, and only 4 or 5 people in the entire world die each year from shark attacks.[1]. If you’re still nervous about meeting one of these ocean predators, check out these guidelines to help you further minimize the chances of an encounter- http://m.wikihow.com/Avoid-Sharks-While-Surfing

PLEASE REBLOG THANKS MATE

[lizzylissy97]

I love this, I love sharks, and I agree with this post. However, the sharks for most of the pictures are nurse sharks. Which will not hurt you, however the people swimming with the other types of sharks are PROFESSIONALS who work with sharks and know what they’re doing!! Please do not jump into a damn shark frenzy and just appreciate these beautiful creatures from a distance unless you are trained and have to knowledge to be safe around them. Thank you.

[cadxver]

Sharks are not monsters! They are, however, wild animals that need to be treated with distance and respect.

[dovewithscales]

@helenarlett-rex @shark-bites-back

I believe we’ve all seen this thread before but it’s always worth reblogging again.

[kimpossible16]

I was r*ped.

When I told police, they simply said, “it was a misunderstanding since you were having consensual oral sex before hand.”

No. That is still r*pe.

I was still assaulted because I did not tell him that he could stick his penis inside of me.

I was r*ped.

[askfordoodles]

Having a problematic fave like

[kylos]

Take what I said seriously.

Marriage Story (2019) dir. Noah Baumbach

[kittensmctavish-deactivated2024]

adam probably: w-wallace, that wasn’t the scripted line, what the fuck

[enidsinclair]

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[adamdriverdaily]

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Big time rush:

Me:

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[sheryl-lee]

Hey, don’t sweat it, sis. It’s not like your dead husband can die twice.

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[bakwaaas]

I want to get married but i don’t. but I do. but I don’t. but i

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[inthetags]

Put your music on shuffle, then reblog and put in the tags the first song that comes on! Let’s share music together.

[hungwy]

Its embarrassing to have my mask off now. Thats too intimate. My coworkers don't know me like that

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