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signs i’ve been listening to pretty odd too often

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lemodeles

#( visage. )#oOPs

liaraliara

Super detailed questions about your OCs

museinspo

sten-disapproves :

1. What’s their full name? Why was that chosen? Does it mean anything? 2. Do they have any titles? How did they get them? 3. Did they have a good childhood? What are fond memories they have of it? What’s a bad memory? 4. What is their relationship with their parents? What’s a good and bad memory with them? Did they know both parents? 5. Do they have any siblings? What’s their names? What is their relationship with them? Has their relationship changed since they were kids to adults? 6. What were they like at school? Did they enjoy it? Did they finish? What level of higher education did they reach? What subjects did they enjoy? Which did they hate? 7. Did they have lots of friends as a child? Did they keep any of their childhood friends into adulthood? 8. Did they have pets as a child? Do they have pets as an adult? Do they like animals? 9. Do animals like them? Do they get on well with animals? 10. Do they like children? Do children like them? Do they have or want any children? What would they be like as a parent? Or as a godparent/babysitter/ect? 11. Do they have any special diet requirements? Are they a vegetarian? Vegan? Have any allergies? 12. What is their favourite food? 13. What is their least favourite food? 14. Do they have any specific memories of food/a restaurant/meal? 15. Are they good at cooking? Do they enjoy it? What do others think of their cooking? 16. Do they collect anything? What do they do with it? Where do they keep it? 17. Do they like to take photos? What do they like to take photos of? Selfies? What do they do with their photos? 18. What’s their favourite genre of: books, music, tv shows, films, video games and anything else 19. What’s their least favourite genres? 20. Do they like musicals? Music in general? What do they do when they’re favourite song comes? 21. Do they have a temper? Are they patient? What are they like when they do lose their temper? 22. What are their favourite insults to use? What do they insult people for? Or do they prefer to bitch behind someone’s back? 23. Do they have a good memory? Short term or long term? Are they good with names? Or faces? 24. What is their sleeping pattern like? Do they snore? What do they like to sleep on? A soft or hard mattress? 25. What do they find funny? Do they have a good sense of humour? Are they funny themselves? 26. How do they act when they’re happy? Do they sing? Dance? Hum? Or do they hide their emotions? 27. What makes them sad? Do they cry regularly? Do they cry openly or hide it? What are they like they are sad? 28. What is their biggest fear? What in general scares them? How do they act when they’re scared? 29. What do they do when they find out someone else’s fear? Do they tease them? Or get very over protective? 30. Do they exercise? Regularly? Or only when forced? What do they act like pre-work out and post-work out? 31. Do they drink? What are they like drunk? What are they like hungover? How do they act when other people are drunk or hungover? Kind or teasing? 32. What do they dress like? What sorta shops do they buy clothes from? Do they wear the fashion that they like? What do they wear to sleep? Do they wear makeup? What’s their hair like? 33. What underwear do they wear? Boxers or briefs? Lacey? Comfy granny panties? 34. What is their body type? How tall are they? Do they like their body? 35. What’s their guilty pleasure? What is their totally unguilty pleasure? 36. What are they good at? What hobbies do they like? Can they sing? 37. Do they like to read? Are they a fast or slow reader? Do they like poetry? Fictional or non fiction? 38. What do they admire in others? What talents do they wish they had? 39. Do they like letters? Or prefer emails/messaging? 40. Do they like energy drinks? Coffee? Sugary food? Or can they naturally stay awake and alert? 41. What’s their sexuality? What do they find attractive? Physically and mentally? What do they like/need in a relationship? 42. What are their goals? What would they sacrifice anything for? What is their secret ambition? 43. Are they religious? What do they think of religion? What do they think of religious people? What do they think of non religious people? 44. What is their favourite season? Type of weather? Are they good in the cold or the heat? What weather do they complain in the most? 45. How do other people see them? Is it similar to how they see themselves? 46. Do they make a good first impression? Does their first impression reflect them accurately? How do they introduce themselves? 47. How do they act in a formal occasion? What do they think of black tie wear? Do they enjoy fancy parties and love to chit chat or loathe the whole event? 48. Do they enjoy any parties? If so what kind? Do they organise the party or just turn up? How do they act? What if they didn’t want to go but were dragged along by a friend? 49. What is their most valued object? Are they sentimental? Is there something they have to take everywhere with them? 50. If they could only take one bag of stuff somewhere with them: what would they pack? What do they consider their essentials?

#( ask meme. )#lol guys do it #n8 2

all of them because i'm such a shit

Send ✉ for an 2 AM text

[text: good tipper] mattie’s sort of um... weeping over her phone? and i’m not quite sure what to do?[text: good tipper] i think the battery’s died?[text: good tipper] help, how do i get her to stop she’s getting my jacket all soggy.

Send ✘ for an unsent text

[text: good tipper] i’m just saying, my mum totally has a thing for younger guys. and dad’d be totally chill with it too, you know? like they’re all about self expression and shit[text: good tipper] you'd get the friends and family discount?

Send ☠ for a threatening message

[text: good tipper] one of those latte’s i just gave you has a pump of every single syrup i could find behind the counter so good fucking luck with that one. either you drink it or someone you live with in close quarters gets the sugar high of their life.

Send ❤ for a lusty/loving/affectionate message

[text: good tipper]i swear next time you put a note in that tip jar i’m going to build a shrine to you in the corner.[text: good tipper]you bet that’s a real threat.[text: good tipper]what’s your favorite candle scent?

Send ♣ for a drunk message

[text: good tipper] do deer hav peeple feelinz i need t knw fo r siencse?????[text: good tipper] do they get lonelu????????

#( answered. )#( ask meme. )#WELL

deadlyvalentines

I’m not drunk, i just thought the vine was funny, fuck you

#( playlist. )

halceeon

#( aesthetic. )

✉ ✘

Send ✉ for an 2 AM text

[text: malibu barbie] hey, i just saw this lady who i think might be you from the future. you know, all blonde hair and tight clothes and shit?[text: malibu barbie] definite case of the herp too.[text: malibu barbie] she might have been a prostitute. [text: malibu barbie] get tested, kay? ☺ ☺ ☺

Send ✘ for an unsent text

[text: malibu barbie]look i don’t care if you think i burnt your fucking soy mocha choca booty blast whatever, but for the record i take fucking PRIDE in my job. joyless and shit as it is i fucking try.[text: malibu barbie] and i wasn’t even me i just had the misfortune of being the one closest to the pick up counter.[text: malibu barbie] fucking kevin doesn’t even know the difference between almond and soy milk. course that shit was gonna taste fouler than cats piss. he’s probably going to top it off by killing someone next week with their food allergies.

#( ask meme. )#( answered. )

✉ ✘ ♣

Send ✉ for an 2 AM text

[text: chatty sally] look, someone who was definitely not your sister said i should talk to you about fake id’s?[text: chatty sally] like, it’s nothing serious, but could you get them to be legit enough you’d be able to vote and shit?[text: chatty sally] i mean have you seen some of the assholes running for mayor?

Send ✘ for an unsent text

[text: chatty sally] i don’t think you’re that kind of asshole, okay? and i don’t think you think you’re that kind of asshole, so you can cut the bullshit if neither of us is actually buying it. [text: chatty sally] whatever, it’s not like it even fucking matters, you know?[text: chatty sally] i can’t believe i even thought about saying any of this.

Send ♣ for a drunk message

[text: chatty sally]you kno the poinT of partis is to have fUN & ENJOY urslves not stand & look pouty[text: chatty sally]u can stand & look pouty over here wit the coool kids,stead of like a BIG OL LONER in the coorner.

#( ask meme. )#( answered. )

all the text symbols (bc i am meme trash)

Send ✉ for an 2 AM text

[text: shortstack]look, if anyone calls can you tell them i'm staying at yours tonight? my rents will flip if they catch me out, but there's this house near school that's totally derelict and shit. i wanted to check it out.[text: shortstack] i'll owe you. [text: shortstack] how do you feel about art deco chandeliers?

Send ✘ for an unsent text

[text: shortstack]if you're hanging out for me to apologize then clearly we're going to have an issue. we're your team, sure, but it isn't our fucking job to hold your hand and make you feel better. grow the fuck up.

Send ☠ for a threatening message

[text: shortstack] when my hands slip and you get hit in the face just know it's all your own fault.

Send ❤ for a lusty/loving/affectionate message

[text: shortstack]i ever tell you're my favorite?[text: shortstack]in an armresty sort of way that is.[text: shortstack]shut the fuck up.

Send ♣ for a drunk message

[text: shortstack]cam ou tell me if thsi dude os hota or not i cANNOT SEE.[text: shortstack]the fuk dos coitus mean???

#afuckinggremlin #( ask meme. )#( answered. )