they/haunt/him

niklas. 25. healing.

[radicalgraff]

“Eat Cops”

Garfield graffiti seen in Indianapolis, Indiana

[funstyle]

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

[mich-vanadis]

In a world full of "Rocky hates Stratt" I am "Rocky thinks Stratt is brave for giving up the one person who understood her most"

[feldfrog]

The Gaslighting Magician: This is your card

[whimsical-catacombs]

shirt that says "i love redundancy!" on the front and on the back it says "i love redundancy!"

[mikkeneko]

And on the front, it says "i love redundancy!"

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

prayer to whichever dead catholic person is most appropriate: may I not have to run a whole week of surprise camps on crutches. in a knee brace.

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

Im agnostic raised liberal protestant, but absolutely the catholics got saints right. Sometimes your problem is so fucking specific you need Some Guy. If you're listening, Guy of Workers Who Have Strain Injuries,

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

No fucking WAY, there's actually a knee injury Guy? Catholicism accidentally reinventing the medical specialty system......

[youremysunshine8]

I know you're wondering: are there slutty pictures of him revealing his knees?

Saint Roch, by Francesco Ribalta, c. 1625, Museo de Bellas Artes, Valencia

[image id: st. Roch staring soulfully and hiking up his robe to show that his thigh has a bubo on it, also sluttily revealing his knees]

[running-with-toast]

what the dog doin

[sacred-portal]

[w0lfinw00ds]

Teto: How was The World Cup? Miku, dishaveled hair, wearing 6 different team shirts one on top of the other, and 6 new passaports: It was fine🫩

[lcb-sinner-rex]

Congrats to Spain for winning custody of Hatsune Miku

[storm-of-feathers]

speaking of volcanology i am at my LIMIT with people thinking that yellowstone is "overdue". Its not fucking pregnant. if it ever erupts again we'll have decades if not centuries of warning. whenever theres "increased activity" there it means something vibrated a bit more or something.

and while we're on it the eruptions happening rn are also not out of the ordinary. what kilauea is doing is not a cause for alarm. volcanoes erupt all the time its a part of our planet I am losing my mind

[he-who-reads-until-dawn]

They aborted the Yellowstone super eruption because of woke

[storm-of-feathers]

this is true

[contourkit-deactivated20160224]

What if everything gets better in 2016

[melonisopod]

[json-derulo]

for sale: Baby Shoes Stylish Infant Boy Girl Unisex First Walker Shoes Toddler Walking Crib Shoes Lightweight Non-Slip Sneakers For 6 9 12 18 24 Months Baby Shoes New With Tags New In Box Excellent Condition Never Worn

[6mayhem]

mr. substance abuser has a suggestion for how we should spend the afternoon

[quinnactually]

that's MS. substance abuser to you

[6mayhem]

sorry women sorry sorry sorry you can kick me really hard in the head

[icecream467]

Wdym todays sunday

[ballwizard]

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

[beardedmrbean]

Periscope up

[birds-in-posts]

Green heron (Butorides virescens)

[flareonfloof]

birds have secret bones we're not allowed to know about

[casgirl]

I’m not gonna lie very little has been going according to keikaku these days