Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

Kiana Khansmith

blake kathryn
Sade Olutola
dirt enthusiast
todays bird
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@theartofmadeline

oozey mess
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
DEAR READER
Peter Solarz
cherry valley forever

tannertan36
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shark vs the universe
NASA
YOU ARE THE REASON

titsay
styofa doing anything
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@kinda-boring
Why does everyone think it's okay to constantly manipulate and deceive one another to be "better off" if you're left knowing you aren't that great of a person who's the real winner?
On Grindr
Me: *talks to 12 guys at the same time and has intentions to be a hoe ass with said guys*
Also me: *stops using app completely due to sudden realization I'm not a hoe like this what am I doing oh my gosh noooo...*
Currently me: *On Grindr debating if I'm really a hoe ass, like that or nahh?*
One thing I’ve learned in life, if you act really self-assured and confident you can pretty much get away with anything.
For example, I’ve watched someone walk on to a plane with no passport. Just walked right on.
Once walked out of a dude’s house with a pair of his pants slung over my shoulder. Did all the usual eye-contact, saying-goodbye movements and noises, just… while stealing his pants. He did not notice.
I told my English teacher that she graded my final paper(I did not turn one in) and that she told me it was well written. She scrambled 3 days trying to find the nonexistent paper, then apologized to me for losing it and gave me a 96%. Confidence is key
my dad’s mate just walked out of a shop with a canoe and didn’t get questioned
Humans are like bees: if they sense you’re an intruder all hell will break loose, but if you get inside the hive they just assume you belong there. Be confident.
Bee confident
This is funny but also true, and a huge tip when traveling. Act like you belong, and you won’t be bothered like other tourists might. Especially on public transportation… do your research ahead of time and look like a disinterested commuter and you’ll blend right in.
Fun Fact about Bees: they use pheromones to communicate and the pheromone to signal ALARM is the same chemical that makes bananas smell like bananas so if you eat a banana and then breathe on a beehive you will regret it and this seemed relevant when i started writing it
Everyday will come and go, weather you decide to drown or stay afloat.
Anonymous
When the straight boys at school are mouthing something to you from across the class and you realise they’re just calling you faggot (x)
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but that’s none of my business 🐸☕️
where’s that video of the naked crackhead literally running the speed of a moving car and I use the term literally literally he was deadass keeping up with the car
Hi! Humans don’t have an eye shine, so that’s not a person!
why is being alive so expensive. i’m not even having a good time
u tryna stay in my life or na
when ur like “im gettin a gay vibe” and your straight friend is like “uhhh idk that seems….forced….” and u gotta pull out your fuckin phd from gay college and your private gay detective license and your federal bureau of investigaytion badge like sit fuckin down buddy i got credentials and also an opinion the truth is out there my guy
Why I'd Be Kicked Out of The Scooby Gang
Shaggy: Zoinks
Scooby: Ruh-roh
Daphne: Jeepers
Velma: Jinkies
Me: Well fuck
You guys never do this 😥
me⏱irl
hipstergrungeindie
this is incredibly good