50 shades of lame

Alice, London, Twitter - @_AliceBoddy Came here with dreams, stayed for the memes.

[kinda-tolerable]

i think I’m going to apply for cambridge??????? 

[kinda-tolerable]

Life update: Got A*A*A in my a levels 

Hoooooooooow 

[sadfunk]

here’s some pug for ya

[electricsexdoll]

I’m such a “Look at the moon!” person.

[kinda-tolerable]

Have you seen the post where it says it helps to imagine the anxiety as a little buddy and it's not you freaking out but the buddy and you just calm them down when they are freaking out? That's helped me a lot

That’s cute, I like that a lot.  I’ll have to give it a go :) x 

[whatshouldwecallme]

When older people complain about the state of my generation

[gemmacorrell]

(via Four Eyes Comic Strip on GoComics.com)

[kinda-tolerable]

Was it stuff for anxiety that you needed?

Yeah, she gave me stronger antidepressants which is good but said that the anxiety medication (Diazepram) is really dangerous - which I knew - but it made me feel like a normal person. The new medication should help with anxiety but in the short term it will make it worse and  the thought of work on new medication is just one massive nope. 

[agustdsbaby]

i don’t know if elephants understand politics but i Highly doubt they would be republicans

[slowleaner]

[passiveimagination-deactivated2]

My mom teaches Kindergarten and I went to her classroom a few days ago and saw what appeared to be a small shrine dedicated to Jodie Foster in the corner of the room and I had literally no idea why it was there, so I asked my mom about it and she said it’s where the kids can go to tattle on each other so they don’t always do it to her

So basically my mom tells her little Kindergarteners to tell on each other to a magazine clipping of Jodie Foster that they call Miss Tattle and if you don’t think that’s the funniest thing then get out of my face

[ashtonjpage]

OMG, I can’t.

[8m57w6-blog]

 Oh man yeah this is a super common thing, we have one of these in my preschool room, too, except ours is a picture of Obama. When the kids are upset or angry or want to tattle or whatever they “Go tell the President” and its my favorite thing.

[deducecanoe-deactivated20161213]

GO TELL THE PRESIDENT

[elfofthewoodlandrealm]

*starts chanting loudly* AUTUMN AUTUMN AUTUMN

[rosswoodpark]

Teenage girls laughing in my general vicinity always makes me 110% insecure. I’m so terrified always

[thewightknight]

[fuckyeahtoronto]

thewightknight: People in Toronto made a memorial for a dead raccoon after city forgot to pick it up for 12 hours

[okaytrue]

*comes across a slight inconvenience* me: you know what would solve this ????? death

[re2make-deactivated20151029]

I once pretended to have a psychotic episode and smashed a macbook with a bat to keep my brother and his fiancee from stumbling across pictures i photo shopped of her giving birth to me

Oh my…..

[terrysdiary]