I Don't Know What I'm Doing

My name is Crystal, 94% of my life is basically music & a sad combination of funny stuff and other stuff I think is cool

[bakwaaas]

[pissvortex]

[honeybooboothefool]

repressed emos on october 31st, 2019: 

[debnamdun]

other artists: hey guys our album is releasing in a month! Make sure to check it out:)

twenty one pilots: yoU Are iN violatioN of this websitE you shouldn’t be here yoU should nt be here you shouldn’t bE here (violation code . 12799371_3)

[huckleberr1es]

twenty one pilots: being cryptic

me in 2015: omg... OMG!!! what does it mean!!!1!

me in 2018: im just. im so tired man. why cant they fuckign tweet like a normal band. im so fucking tired. im dirnking an alcoholic beverage as we speak to cope w this

[bananatwinky]

[rlyqueer]

me: not wearing a bra, lounging at home in a T-shirt

me: 

me: lifts boobs, tucks fabric under boobs, lowers boobs

me: better

[everyreasonshesfine]

this was a reminder to tuck my titties, thank u 

[tankaramo]

it’s incredible how everyone on this site talks about their mental illnesses and how childhood in particular is usually the root of it, how literally almost every person going to therapy has childhood traumas caused by adults, but you’re so happy to talk about hating kids, to say cruel and dehumanizing things about them (calling them “demons”, comparing them to animals and inanimate objects you dislike, viewing them as an inconvenience and a thing to be trained and disciplined, etc), to not show them basic human decency or compassion while acting like this kind of mindset is completely okay and harmless

[rosadiiiaz-deactivated20181223]

why do people stan Loki when the ultimate anti-hero has been here the entire time

[haltraveler]

Please, Doug Judy fits the pattern of Loki in Norse myth perfectly. He approaches the protagonists (Jake/the Aesir) with aid to their problems, his aid invariably makes things worse, but he always fixes the big problems caused by his actions and gets away scot-free (well, except, in Loki’s case, for that one time).

My point: Doug Judy IS Loki

[susiephone]

one of my favorite things about b99 is how jake is best friends with not one, but TWO women, and not only are his relationships with both of them fleshed out, unique, and 100% platonic, but it never even occurs to amy to worry about it. there’s no episode where amy thinks jake is cheating on her or secretly has a thing for gina and/or rosa. no one jokes that amy should watch out for them or keep an eye on jake. after jake starts dating amy, his friendships with rosa and gina are as tight as ever. because contrary to what 95% of tv would have you believe men and woman (gasp!) really can be just friends.

this shouldn’t be as remarkable as it is, but there you have it

[strayhopes]

The number of messages I’ve failed to answer across all my devices and media platforms will be weighed against my soul on judgment day, and I will be cast into hell

[lfdy88]

[anthonybourdainpartsunknown]

lets not forget this gem

[slopaganda]

cant believe we’re leaving out this

and more importantly this

[anthonybourdainpartsunknown]

interesting how you forgot 

and

[slopaganda]

ok but

and

[anthonybourdainpartsunknown]

hmmm and perhaps

[tumblin-monkeys]

and these ones too

[bisexualculture]

I’m not sure how you managed to forget this gem:

[blu-canary-deactivated20220609]

[adulthoodisokay]

excuse me but:

[bardstardish]

where would we be withour kermit

[woolawool-deactivated20220724]

[xorlada-deactivated20210223]

can’t believe y'all forgot

[yesyourstalker]

[wall-maria-around-ba-sing-se]

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

[yesgamer101blog]

[kimreesesdaughter]

I love seeing people heal on here. I saw you talking about suicide in June and now you can’t stop smiling. I saw you swear off relationships in March and now you’re planning a wedding. Man, the storm don’t last forever. I’m proud of y'all.

[infamouslydorky]

Ya know, we give Facebook wine aunts shit for the minion memes in the past but now we’re spreading the Gru meme on here and so we have come full circle.

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Gru isn’t an over-marketed little yellow gremlin.

[autumndiesirae-deactivated20250]

[sunsetsspam]

My phone glitched and made a surprisingly accurate description of pmd’s ending

[justneckbeardthings]