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Sade Olutola
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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Cosimo Galluzzi
Fai_Ryy
YOU ARE THE REASON
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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sheepfilms
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if i look back, i am lost
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The only time I've ever saluted someone on instinct was when Vinny was playing mgs4 and he found out if you shook the controller while calling rose her boobs would shake and he immediately called otacon and you could physically hear him shaking the controller and asking "why aren't his tits moving "
In approx. 6 months when all of Tumblr hates John Mulaney and wants to burn him at the stake for no apparent reason, I will remember the “John mulaney should be gay” posts as I sip my lemonade and watch the rabble dance on the ashes of yet another person they idolized into destruction
Actually, I’m gonna map this out for ya right now
John mulaney should be gay. Some fans quote the “God may ¾ of a gay man and then forgot to flip the last switch” joke from New In Town, I believe, but most people chuckle, nod along, and reblog
This will develop and evolve into “John mulaney is appropriating gay culture,” because this is Tumblr and Olympic leaps is what we do
That will quickly evolve into “John mulaney is queer baiting,” because, again, Tumblr
John mulaney will be the new Taylor swift, John green, whomever the hell else that Tumblr once loved and then decided to hate because ~50 million people can never agree on anything
In 2 years, the salt n’ pepper diner video will get passed around again, only people who innocently reblog a funny story from a comedian they don’t really know will get anons “warning” them about the awful, homophobic John mulaney
Most people will accept it outright, because we’re all a little weary of comedians, lbr, but some will question it. When the answer they get is “idk, but I think I remember people saying he was queer baiting because we thought he was gay but apparently he’s not and some people made joke posts about it that a lot of other people took too seriously,” they’ll respond with “are you serious?”
Yes, I am. Welcome to The Dark Ages™
I’m gonna schedule this post for 3 month intervals throughout the year.
Let’s see if Tumblr’s straight, white, golden child du jour survives 2018, shall we?
It’s happening
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyye
I’m so mad at how accurately you predicted this. This website…
And now there’s a post about how he’s the gays favorite comedian that was quickly derailed to talk about how he’s an anti-Semite who thinks his wife is a bitch based on a series of jokes taken wildly out of context. I hate how accurate this post is.
oh my god
Tumblr in action, people
LEAVE JOHN MULANEY ALONE
In approx. 6 months when all of Tumblr hates John Mulaney and wants to burn him at the stake for no apparent reason, I will remember the “John mulaney should be gay” posts as I sip my lemonade and watch the rabble dance on the ashes of yet another person they idolized into destruction
Actually, I’m gonna map this out for ya right now
John mulaney should be gay. Some fans quote the “God may ¾ of a gay man and then forgot to flip the last switch” joke from New In Town, I believe, but most people chuckle, nod along, and reblog
This will develop and evolve into “John mulaney is appropriating gay culture,” because this is Tumblr and Olympic leaps is what we do
That will quickly evolve into “John mulaney is queer baiting,” because, again, Tumblr
John mulaney will be the new Taylor swift, John green, whomever the hell else that Tumblr once loved and then decided to hate because ~50 million people can never agree on anything
In 2 years, the salt n’ pepper diner video will get passed around again, only people who innocently reblog a funny story from a comedian they don’t really know will get anons “warning” them about the awful, homophobic John mulaney
Most people will accept it outright, because we’re all a little weary of comedians, lbr, but some will question it. When the answer they get is “idk, but I think I remember people saying he was queer baiting because we thought he was gay but apparently he’s not and some people made joke posts about it that a lot of other people took too seriously,” they’ll respond with “are you serious?”
Yes, I am. Welcome to The Dark Ages™
I’m gonna schedule this post for 3 month intervals throughout the year.
Let’s see if Tumblr’s straight, white, golden child du jour survives 2018, shall we?
It’s happening
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyye
I’m so mad at how accurately you predicted this. This website…
And now there’s a post about how he’s the gays favorite comedian that was quickly derailed to talk about how he’s an anti-Semite who thinks his wife is a bitch based on a series of jokes taken wildly out of context. I hate how accurate this post is.
oh my god
Tumblr in action, people
LEAVE JOHN MULANEY ALONE
Fat Fred
(via Dahlcat)
el gato mas gordo
Fat Fred is not up for adoption but we do have smaller models available
Motherfucker ultimate
Some countries have trained builders in the informal sector in safe building techniques.
Took me a bit but I was able to find their youtube channel! ^^
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6vasuRFx3t3NTISG6iwUeA
They REALLY like making pools of one kind or another, it’s fun to see. Plus they have a few tree houses they’ve made and the like
oh my god
SUBSCRIBED
damn imagine having a queen, big cringe
rip to invertebrates but I’m different
thought this was about brits
damn right it is
Oh so there is a main guy character in a cartoon movie... And there is also a female main character??? How about they fall in love??? For no reason??? Aren't we just so original?? A guy and a girl can't be "just friends"!!!
i get to draw his dramatic teen faces now
I’m sorry but this is all I could think about
yes! that is exactly wjat i was going for!
these are the same !
Reblog if you think the person you reblogged this from deserves to be happy.
Reblog this if you would be ok with it if your best friend came out as nonbinary
If you can’t reblog this plz never talk to me
do people on tumblr like. realize that friendships arent therapy
this is how yall end up going around calling every ex-friend your abuser. its nice for your friends to be able to drop everything for you when youre having a bad time, but its literally NOT mandatory. your friends should not have to ignore their own problems to fix yours. get some therapy.
as a friend, you are allowed to say “i would really love to help you right now, but i cant push back my own issues to help you. im going through my own problems right now, and thats what i need to focus on”. it is NOT selfish. you arent going to be of any help to the people you care about if youre in bad shape and not taking care of yourself. its only going to make you worse for wear.
That’s Louis Rossman, a repair technician and YouTuber, who went viral recently for railing against Apple. Apple purposely charges a lot for repairs and you either have to pay up or buy a new device. That’s because Apple withholds necessary tools and information from outside repair shops. And to think, we were just so close to change.
Follow @the-future-now
Reblog if you:
Have an iPhone and are in need of repairs
Have a friend with that problem
Hate Apple and are more than happy to spite them in some way
No one will know which is it
This guy inspired me to repair my own macbook. First of all, you should know that I am not… like, I have to look up HOW to look up what my computer specifications are. Tech, that ware either soft or hard, is not a subject in which I experience comfort or competence. But my puppy peed on my keyboard, and I asked the apple store, or the fucking mac cafe, or the godsdamn Computer House Chill Zone or whatever cute ass name they have for their bullshit store, and they said it would be TWELVE HUNDRED DOLLARS TO REPLACE MY KEYBOARD. I’m not even exaggerating.
So I asked the internet, well how hard IS it to repair? And I saw this guy’s video, and while I am no techie, I AM fueled by spite, so I was all “oh, they do that shit on purpose specifically so they can charge me $1200 bucks or make me buy a new computer hunh? FUCK THEM” and I bought all the tools I needed for about $25 and I bought all the parts I needed for about another $25 and I watched a few tutorial videos, and I replaced my own keyboard.
So, once you are doing the actual deed, it becomes pretty obvious that they are finding creative ways to make this much harder than it has to be on purpose. On thing that stood out to me is, instead of all the tiny screws being the same size, there are about two dozen very slightly different sizes. They could easily be all the same size, or like, two sizes at most, but no.
These mother fuckers will take a panel that screws into place and they’ll use a different size screw for each corner. They are so close that you almost cannot tell them apart visually, but they each will only screw into the matching corner. Like, it’s a pretty clear “fuck you” to anyone trying to do repairs.
anyway, this guy is also fueled by spite, and doing holy work, and I have mad respect
This is awesome. Man is doing good ass deeds 24/7 because he’s giving people control.
How dare you not leave a link to his channel, this guy is the savior of the modern world.
When you remember the anti-vax movement
bisexuals drink some water
every post ever is about me
you cant prove everyone isn’t just vagueposting about me
I can assure you that the minecraft fanfic that showed up on my dash earlier today was not about you
you can’t prove anything
there's a webtoon about internet explorer so now whenever i see your name i am forced to picture you as anime girl firefox please help me
