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kit - creator and consumer of feral content - chaotic good lesbian - 32 - she/her - reader of high fantasy and problematic smut - aftg brain rot - mostly sfw but be 18+ pls - Dallas Stars Hockey - I have a PhD if you can believe it- Ao3 @kitausu - The Storygraph @kitausu

[kitausu]

[somewhatinvested]

mason on trevor, 7/2/26

[puddingcatbeans]

locked in? no i'm locked out. of my account. "pick a unique password" "sign up for an account now" sshut the fukc up

[squishranger]

man i just dont know why im so afraid all the time (<- has the disorder that makes you afraid all the time)

[orpheuslament]

lets out one truly pitiful little whimper & then goes back to doing fucking whatever

[balrogballs]

What’s your core memory of watching the Lord of the Rings films for the first time because I will never forget how my extremely South Asian dad — during the emotionally climatic scene where Arwen is riding to the Havens and sees a vision of her son — paused, pointed, and said “Mashallah, Sister Arwen has accepted the hijab, alhamdulillah, praise be to god” and giggled for a good five minutes 😭

last time i shared this in a uni tolkien club someone called him a misogynistic fundamentalist because irl tolkien clubs are fucking deranged so please let me clarify that he was, in fact, joking.

[holographings]

HASHTAG NEVER KILL YOURSELDF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kitausu]

a real oops of a reading month for me :(

Of these, most were just meh. Trad Wife was surprisingly very fun, and I enjoyed Simply More far more than expected!

[davinaclaires]

JOE BIRD and STACY CLAUSEN as NAIM and RYAN LEVITICUS (2026) written and directed by Adrian Chiarella

[ashortcuttomushrooms]

[Image Description: A gifset of a scene from Leviticus 2026. Ryan says to Naim: "Okay, so you leave town. Then what? It's just gonna look like the next dickhead you're into. And the next one after that. If I'm gonna live with this thing, then..." He pauses before continuing: "I don't want it to look like some other dickhead. I want it to look like you." End Image Description]

[Plain text caption: Joe Bird and Stacy Clausen as Naim and Ryan

Leviticus (2026) written and directed by Adrian Chiarella]

[sweetblurx]

#this was one of my favorite scenes #this is a love confession #if i must be haunted i want the monster to wear your face… one of the most romantic lines ever written actually #the horror is the setting the love story is the point #obsessed with the idea that even fear isn’t enough to make him choose someone else

[nicostiel]

He's doing so well

[cerceos-deactivated20160308]

Calvin and Hobbes - It’s July Already

[reticent-vampire]

[nextchapter]

louis narrates like he's in the great gatsby. armand narrates like he's in rebecca. lestat narrates like he's in katy perry's hot n cold (2008)

[reticent-vampire]

[libraford]

Googled something about quick hydration and it suggested big jug of water, couple tbsp pickle juice, dash of lime juice.

Its surprisingly tasty????

[libraford]

Pleased to report that after a day of this i am not longer craving caper brine and my mouth is not dry as usual. There's some good suggestions in the notes too that I want to try.

-ancient roman posca: water, red or white wine vinegar, honey, salt, herbs (coriander, mint, thyme)

-switchel: water, ginger, vinegar, sweetener, lemon, salt

-ayran: yogurt, water, salt, mint

-Agua pepino: water, cucumbers, lime, sugar, optional mint.

[libraford]

I have been reminded of:

-shrub: vinegar, sida water, elderberry (or other berry), sugar.

[libraford]

I have now been informed of

-sekanjabin: honey, vinegar, mint, water.

[libraford]

"Wow, I wonder why this post was popular this week."

-sees the reports of the heatwave in Europe-

"... ah."

[fiugy]

Redoing The Kiss😘

[admiralskywhale]

Cannot stress enough how much you need to get on this stir fry shit. Newly living alone and don't know how to cook? Stir fry. Saturday morning after a rough night and need to whip up something tasty and hearty in a hurry? Stir fry. Approaching your thirties and deciding you need to eat healthier, balanced meals? Stir fry. Pick yourself out a protein, a starch, and like three veggies. More if you want. Then, simply stir and fry