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hey, so if you've stumbled upon this blog, there are a few things you should know:

this blog was abandoned circa 2020

all that remains of this is a few posts in the queue. no clue how long they go for.

i check the inbox on this account about once every three months, so pls send a dm to @tempblog420 to get my new username.

i was a 14 year old undiagnosed-autistic white lesbian who was neck deep into fandom last time i was actually active on here so proceed at ur own risk.

mwagneto

2018 was five years ago let that sink in

mwagneto

no fucking way💀

mwagneto

no no guys you don’t get it i made this fucking post in 2018. as a joke. i was like hah could you imagine it being 2023? could never be me! and then completely forgot until right now when someone reblogged it and i was forced to face the horror that it is, in fact, the year 2023 right now.

noelle-ism

the fact that philips head (or crosshead for laymans) screws are the universal standard even though they strip so fuckin easily is insane. flat head screwdriver bitches rise up

happy-asa-clam-deactivated20230

Where my Robbie bitches at

etrianodysseyobsession-hd-deact

witchofdunwich

a few days ago a coworker asked me to explain Hanukkah and I asked her if she knew what a menorah was. She said, “like the Northern Lights?”

I’m simultaneously haunted by and wild about this concept now. instead of aurora borealis, menorah borealis. menorah borealis

yubriamakesart

i’m not Jewish but now i’m also captivated by the concept of a menorah borealis, and I didn’t see anyone else drawing it. Hope you like it & hope everyone who celebrates has a lovely Hanukkah. <3

edit: now with the correct number of branches for a Hanukkah menorah.

kalenipclaw

m- MENORAH BOREALIS? at this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the internet, localised entirely within this tumblr thread?

(but fr happy hanukkah to anyone who celebrates it)

the-haiku-bot

(but fr happy

hanukkah to anyone

who celebrates it)

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

korbly

Visit Original Link

this took me an hour (well spent)

original post by @metallicat5678

doofcas

Me: *picks up “dead” bat in my yard so my dog doesn’t eat it*

“Dead” bat: O_O

Me: O_O

Me upon realizing I am holding a very not dead bat and not dead bat realizing it has been picked up by a large creature at the exact same second: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!

doofcas

He scream

mrcleanheichou

You want rabies? That’s how you get rabies

doofcas

1.I picked it up with a towel and gardening gloves and never once touched it with my bare hands.

2.

3.The bat was at the bottom of my porch where I have to take my dog out but I guess I should have just left it there for her to eat right?

4.It was in a position that made it clear that it was most likely hurt from hitting my house and not just sick. It’s warming up in my area and they are just coming out from the winter and it was most likely confused because I live right next to the highway and there’s a lot of noise.

5.You can only get rabies from a bat by being bitten or otherwise getting its saliva in your bloodstream. And it was two inches long and I’m a grown ass adult with a towel and gardening gloves and a thick ass sweater.

Good thing you tagged it as “stupid people” because you obviously don’t know enough about the situation

mrcleanheichou

I’m sorry I tagged it that way. That was incredibly childish of me. I’ve just had it pounded into my head that you don’t mess with sick or injured wildlife because of the risk of exposure.

I’m a registered Veterinary technician and I’ve worked with a rabid cat and it was terrifying

doofcas

I’m sorry I got so defensive. I’ve seen a lot of bats killed in my area because people are misinformed about the rabies situation. I used to play with them as a kid by throwing sticks in the air and watching them swoop to get them and each year they were noticably fewer until they were just gone.

goopy-gan

That was the most adult way I’ve ever seen an argument addressed on the internet.

facts-i-just-made-up

sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2

I'm handwash only do NOT put me in that fucking mashine

sleepy-crows

*reads the advice after I already put you in the machine* Oops

sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2

i. am so small.

effable-as-f

Tumblr's algorithm working for once

the-football-chick

brnsknsol11

Deadass

chromatographic

The social cheat I’ve learned for this is to say:

“I have to check my calendar, why, what’s Friday?”

This says “Maybe” without saying “Maybe”, and giving you the option to make up a Doctor’s Appointment You Forgot About (or reschedule one you didn’t!) depending on what they say.

It’s an amazingly powerful sentence for my Autistic and ADHD ass - it gives me the ability to judge my social spoons, as well as communicating that “hey, I might have forgotten something, it’s not you it’s me” in a very non-offensive way.

“I have to check my calendar, why?”

amingethia

THANK YOU FOR THIS

antheia

PRO TIP: do not IMMEDIATELY respond in the negative or affirmative once they answer. Maintain the ruse. Give yourself to the count of, like, 30, before saying yes or no.

original-recipe-winnafish

fuck i love you

girlbi-deactivated20220618

im not immune to how corsets make breasts look

moveslikekeithrichards

when u encounter a kid who is So Small

[ID: a crudely drawn three-panel comic showing a large figure, representing an adult, and a small figure, representing a child. in the first panel the adult is doing spooky monster hands at the child, who gleefully exclaims “A!”

in the second panel, the child grabs the adult’s hand with their very tiny hand and says, “got u.”

the third panel shows the child happily holding onto the adult’s hand while the adult, wide-eyed and on the verge of tears, thinks “how are u that small.”]