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im sorry i have to ask is your url a bmc reference
I'm not sure what bmc is
Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow
I saw this before I left work last night and had a quiet hope, and today I checked my phone at about quarter to two, while I was still on my lunch break, and I’ve just got a job interview with the BBC next week
I’m not a big believer in anything much but I’m so happy holy shit. So like unrelated note but something real good happened to me at 1.42 today lol
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An emoji glamour for beauty✨💖
Like to charge the spell
Reblog to cast ✨
okay but imagine maggie asking her tiles “does she like me?” because she’s dying to know
okay but i NEED vic and maggie fanfiction to get me through to next season.
Stop what you’re doing. Reblog if you should be sleeping or doing work.
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IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know you’re calling 911. Say yes, and continue pretending you’re making an order. They’ll ask if there’s someone in the room.
You can ask how long it will take for the pizza to get to you, and they will tell you how far away a dispatcher is.
Here is an example video
Reblog to literally save a life
I’ve done this. I’m alive because of this.
My flat-mate’s date for the night was almost as drunk as her. She had passed out in her room and locked the door. He refused to leave because he wanted to have sex. He also demanded food because he was dealing with “whiskey dick”. He didn’t like the lack of food in the fridge. I called 911, did the stuff stated above, and he was getting PISSED about how long the “order” was taking. He took my phone, demanded they “hurry the fuck up”. Police arrived two minutes later, arrested him, and helped me file a police report. Pressing charges wasn’t necessary because he had warrants on him from THREE different states for the very thing he planned to do to me. Several months after this happened one of the officers informed me he was charged with two felonies because he crossed stay lines, and will be serving no less than 35 years in prison. The officer ripped into my flat-mate about her bringing home complete strangers, while drunk, knowing full well this shit could happen.
This was 14 years ago.
Do the pizza order, do it as calmly as you can. The dispatcher I spoke to said things like this:
“If he’s drunk say you want mushrooms.” I said I want extra mushrooms.
“If he’s threatening you with sexual assault say you want onions.” I said I want onions.
She went like this with different toppings and sauces for a description of him, like pineapple if he’s blonde, black olives if he’s tall, extra large if he’s tall, etc.
They’ve heard this sort of coded call before. They’re trained for it. They will understand what you’re saying. Order the pizza.
Really though. I’m in training for dispatch and this was one of the first things they taught us. Pretend you’re talking to a friend or relative, pretend you’re ordering pizza, we’ll figure it out. We’ll word questions so you can answer in an easy, casual way. Please, just make the call and we will do everything we can to help you.
Reblog to save a life
Why the fuck is this not more widely known?
We live in a world where you can trust your drug dealer more than your boss.
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ok but at thanksgiving all the kids a are gathered around old Steve and they're like "uncle Steve tell us a story" and Steve tells them about the time he got beat up in the byres kitchen and they're all like "what'd you do" and he's like "I married him" nd there all "THAT WAS UNCLE BILLY"
name a more iconic duo. i’ll wait.
deep get to know you questions
1. What’s one thing you would like to change about yourself?
2. Are you religious? If yes, what is your religion?
3. What was the best phase in your life? What was the worst phase in your life?
4. Are you the person you thought you’d be when you were little?
5. Who is one person you would talk to about anything?
6. Have you ever lost someone close to you?
7. Have you every had your heart broken? Have you ever broken someone else’s heart?
8. Do you believe in second chances?
9. What is one thing that people always misunderstand about you?
10. What is your biggest regret in life?
11. What things are standing between you and complete happiness?
12. If you lost everything important to you tomorrow, whose arms would you run to in order to make everything okay again?
13. Does the most important person in your life know how much they mean to you?
14. If you could send a message to the entire world, what would you say to everybody?
15. If you were going to die tomorrow, what would you spend today doing?
16. How would you describe yourself in 5 words?
17. What opportunities have you not taken that you regretted not taking?
18. What would you do differently if you knew that no one would judge you?
19. If you could ask one person a single question and they had to answer 100% truthfully, who would you ask and what would you ask them?
20. If you could start your life over, what would you do differently?
21. Are you currently holding on to something that you need to let go of? If yes, what’s stopping you from letting go?
22. Are you living or just existing? How do you know?
23. What was the last thing you did that was really worth remembering?
24. What do you want most out of life?
25. If you had one year left to live, what would you want to do in the next 12 months?
26. If you could get one wish to come true, what would that wish be?
27. When you think of home, what comes to mind?
28. What scares you the most?
29. What is your greatest strength? What is your greatest weakness?
30. What did life teach you yesterday?
31. What have you done in the past week to make someone’s life better?
32. What makes you special?
33. What was a time that you did not speak but you should have?
34. Describe what you want the next five years of you life to be like in a single sentence.
35. If you knew when and where and how you were going to die, would you life be better or worse?
36. What would life look like for you if you never wasted another minute of it?
37. Do you consider yourself to be the hero or the villain of you story?
38. How much do you love yourself?
39. What or who have you given up on?
40. Who are you really? Deep down, who are you really?
spam my inbox with the happiest day you can remember, I need to know what makes you smile.
Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
always reblog tumblr identification
This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.
so I've been sick, and not only am I sick but my nephews sick, so you know we've been binge watching supernatural, I feel asleep and I woke up the my sister yelling about the doors and windows being salted.
PSA
IF I CAN BE NICE TO THE STEP BROTHER I WAS GIVEN THROUGH MY FATHER'S AFFAIR AFTER MY MOM'S STROKE YOU CAN BE NICE TO ANYONE
Everyone Who Reblogs This Will Get A Pic Of Josh Dun In Their Inbox 🌈
Just doing this because I think everyone deserves a picture of Josh Dun in their Inbox because he’s so goddamn cute