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One Nice Bug Per Day
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YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY
you have the rest of the day to reblog this
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Videoer: Speak, Comrade Elmo.
Elmo: [opens mouth as the national anthem of the ussr begins to play and the videoer begins to laugh]
I was in line at Aldi and this girl with two toddlers in front of me had her card declined and she looked so fucking sad and said “let me call my husband real quick” and it was only 18 dollars, so I just paid for it, and she was very sweet and then as she walked off, the lady behind me said `”You know that was probably a scam, right?” and like, even if it was, like what a sad fucking scam, right? 18 dollars at the Aldi. If you’re “scamming” me for some Tyson chicken and apple juice and cauliflower, then just take my fucking money.
“A scam” people are fucking wild.
This happened to me, too. A woman had used WIC for the majority of her stuff (which I say from personal experience is such a long and embarrassing process) and to buy the remainder of her groceries, which included diapers and wipes, she used a card, and it got declined. I bought the other $30 of her groceries because hey, I’ve been there, and now I’m not. She was extremely emotional and began to cry and even hugged me. My mom called me on the drive home and could tell I had been crying myself, asked what was wrong, and when I told her what happened, she berated me for being “duped.” I couldn’t believe she could be so disappointed in one of her children for doing something- nice? Is that the hill you want to die on? Getting mad about people needing groceries?
people who’ve never had to worry about money always think it’s a “scam” when other people desperately need money. it’s rly irritating and gross.
Good morning to everyone except the cop that made Karamo stop his car in Queer Eye as a joke and literally terrified him and the other four making them think he was getting racially profiled
Agreed but also fuck the show producer who thought that was clever, because you know he did not just find them traveling down a road. Someone thought that was a good idea in the writers room.
the real world is hell for bugs
we literally have an item called “bug spray.” it does nothing but harm and murder bugs. it is not called Bug Killing Spray, it’s called bug spray, because we don’t like them
we’re in hell but it’s not our hell its bug hell
what’s that noise.
sounds like a bunch of rocks hitting each other
i’m going to check
the……. gargoyles…. I think they were……. no, it couldn’t be….
nothing will be funnier than animal crossing players opening up their old saves and the animals getting angry for not interacting with them for so long
im starting a gang and we’re gonna go out and destroy every golf course. rip up all the grass and replace it with native plants and fruit trees and shit. we move at midnight be there or be a casualty of the revolution
Asking someone if they watch anime dubbed or subbed is basically the same as asking if they’re a top or a bottom.
To clarify, people who watch the dub are tops and people who watch the sub are bottoms.
Brave of you to assume people who watch anime fuck
This is the only criticism I will accept on this post
not to sound like a commie or anything but I hate how it costs money to be alive
need me a girl wit a big ol thiq mind
fat ass cerebellum
The cerebellum is primarily responsible for balance and coordination
U wanna girl who can stand without falling
is that too much to ask???
Is this my brother my brother and me
What kind of pokemon is this?
an electric toothbrush
Being drunk vs Being high
Merida + Scottish twitter