112 Ounces of Pudding

Catch ya on the flip side, whipy-dip.

[flagellant]

You: Golly gee I wish I could have a prostate orgasm!

The monkey's paw:

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

i'm sorry I put your boyfriend in the hydraulic press when you told me to watch him while you went in the store. my youtube channel was really low on views. yes i'll be attending the funeral and it's worth pointing out you can save money on a casket since he's fully flat now

[o-kurwa]

[funnytwittertweets]

[house-ad]

[aanau]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[crazy-brazilian]

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

what the fuck is morbius even about

[genrepainter]

this fucker i’m pretty sure

[mignof]

morbius strips? well i sure hope he does

[funnytwittertweets]

[hhey-playg1rl-deactivated202607]

What the fuck so I’m reading this old novel called Dracula or some gay shit like that and I shit you not it’s just the plot of morbius. Like he morbs and everything

[bearsbonesbows]

This is our cat Wangji and this is Niall from One Direction on this leg

[batekush]

[memewhore]

[pissvortex]

[rottingfacade]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

some weird shit happens to water when i displace it... hard to describe but it basically gets taller

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

Does LinkedIn have an official policy against posting nudes or do they just assume it goes without saying

[mytearsrricochet]

no offense to Socrates and Plato n all of them but I would’ve figured that stuff out too if I was like the 10th person to ever exist