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❝ wouldn’t want our precious parasites taking unnecessary chances. ❞

#[ yodels ]#i didn't follow you because i was after a promotion. ( promo. )

——— is currently in the process of revamping seth again ... that means i’m dropping all of the drafts i’ve got as i have no muse for them & i feel really bad letting them sit and collect dust while i remain to procrastinate upon them & promise i’ll get to them later. so, while i’m working on writing things out for seth & working on those starters i owe, if anyone else would like a starter just like this uwu

#( ooc. out on patrol. )#[ i need to update his tags too smh ]#[ sorry guys ! ]

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starter call.

#[ is working on replies & stuff but this is for new followers & anyone else i dont have one waiting for B) ]

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#the legends claim we are descendants from wolves. ( anatomy )

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BOB’S BURGERS SENTENCE MEME.

“My heart just pooped it’s pants.”

“I have a photographic butt memory.”

“[ name ], if you believe you’re beautiful, you will be.”

“If you need me I’ll be down here on the floor. Dying.”

“You’re tongue feels so much more different than my cat’s.”

“I’ve eaten nine birthday cakes, and I still feel empty.”

“Is it possible to be in love with twenty-five people at once?”

“Here’s a bunch of numbers. They may look random, but they’re my phone number.”

“Cute? He’s the reason faces were invented! You idiot!”

“Your ass is grass and I’m gonna mow it.”

“[ name ] doesn’t get drunk. He/She just has fun.”

“I like to play with a yo-yo so something comes back to me.”

“You’ve got to calm down. Let’s see your ‘everything’s ok’ face.”

“Don’t tell me not to dance, [ name ]!”

“I’m not hero. I put my bra on one boob at a time, just like everyone else.”

“Hey [ name ], I see you’re riding a bicycle. Do you know they call it a bicycle because bi means two? Speaking of two, there’s two of us. Wanna go on a date by the way?”

“Time for the charm bomb to explode.”

“I’m not afraid of ghosts. I’m not afraid of sharks. I’m not afraid of cancer. I’m just afraid of snakes. They really creep me out. Where are there arms and legs? IT’S NOT OKAY!”

“So I’m being attacked by a zombie, and I start screaming, ‘do you wanna make out?’ And I make out with it.”

“Do you think horses get songs stuck in their heads?”

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#( prompts. )#[ omg ]

@lochnesshybrid ( liked for a starter. )

❛ i can't believe you roped ME into this. jake is going to KILL me. i'm going to be DEAD. like, murdered. is ANY of this getting to your conscious yet ?? sliced. diced. put into the GROUND. ❜

#lochnesshybrid #( v. undetermined )#( tw. death )#[ just in case yanno ]

@theredmarksman ( liked for a starter. )

❛ no —— you don't UNDERSTAND. pizza with barbecue sauce is PROBABLY the BEST thing, ever. don't argue with me on this, dude. ❜

#theredmarksman #( v. undetermined )#[ B) this boy cannot stay on track ]

@immortaledivina ( liked for a starter. )

he's still heavily uneasy about her, unable to tell when she'd flip on him. she honestly makes his skin crawl, but that was due to her species, not necessarily her fault. ❛ how DO YOU know about us, again ? ❜

#immortaledivina #( v. undetermined )#[ im sososos sorry i think ive done this before but i cannot think of any other way for them to interact ic ]

@earthboundscn ( liked for a starter. )

he's following his leader, as one does. although hopping the fence in his footsteps is pushing it. hushed yelling follows the wolf. ❛ this is TRESPASSING ! ❜

#earthboundscn #( v. undetermined )#[ meh if you'd like something else let me know ! ]

@cordialiity ( liked for a starter. )

she's teaching him how to cook. he's not confident how well she knows these recipes, she's never tasted any of them. yet, every single thing of hers he's eaten has been almost perfect. ❛ i didn't know applesauce was a substitute for eggs. i wonder who figured that out. ❜

#cordialiity #( v. undetermined )#[ a fun fact i learned the other night tbh ]

@deeployalty ( liked for a starter. )

he's eyeing the bucket full of ice water wedged on the doorway of his sister's room. ❛ you DO realize you won't LIVE to see the end of the day, right ?? ❜

#deeployalty #( v. undetermined )#[ >:-) ]

starter call.

#( starter call. )#[ i am trash and these will probably on the shorter side ]

&. —— siingmetosleepp !

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“ I am still friends with him, even after the old break-up. I promised him I would go to his wedding. I just didn’t think I wasn’t going to be the wife.” She huffed out some air as she looked at the Clearwater. Her lips pressed into a straight line before a smile ran over her lips. It was almost a sad smile. “ I have to show him I’m over him.” { @kindestmind }

❛ —— but WHY ?? you can go to his wedding && still show you're over for him —— happy for him. seems kind of MEAN to try to make him jealous over you. especially on his special day —— ❜ his eyebrows furrow together, his mouth contorts into an almost disapproving frown. he's not so sure this is the BEST idea, he doesn't want to assist in hurting anyone. not if he really doesn't have to.

#siingmetosleepp #( v. undetermined )#[ ha ha meet seth ' i dont wanna hurt anyone ' clearwater ]

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Nature Blog

#it's a good thing right? ( aesthetic. )

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It is o u r c h o i c e s that SHOW US what we truly are, far more than our abilities.

#i didn't follow you because i was after a promotion. ( promo. )

&. —— banefulbloodstream !

“Dude. How the hell can you not like peas? They’re freakin’ awesome, dude. –Although, I guess when you’ve been a vegetarian for so long you ain’t got much say in the matter.”

❛ easy. 'cause they're GROSS. they're reject corn !! && when you bite into them they disintegrate in your mouth && it feels like i'm chewing paper shreds. nasty. i couldn't be a vegetarian —— veggies are just plain gross. ❜

#jinglebellsdamonsmells #banefulbloodstream #[ actual 5 year old seth clearwater #ALSO SORRY THIS IS WAY LATE OMG ]#( v. undetermined )

When Leah dated Sam, what was your relationship with him like? Follow up question: has that changed since he imprinted on Emily?

❛ he used to be like a big brother. not like he was in the pack —— a real one. he'd play football with me on holidays when all the family came around, && i looked up to him for a lot of things. ———— when he imprinted on emily, it was like leah && i didn't exist anymore. && when we phased, you could hear it in his head how tortured he felt being near us. leah more than me, but it definitely changed after he changed. ❜

#Anonymous #( msg. character development. )

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