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"They said to always follow your dreams, but failed to mention that nightmares are dreams, too." ...

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Blueberry Oat Greek Yogurt Muffin

All we need is food ♡

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Old Fashioned Pound Cake

All we need is food ♡

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 Adam Driver photographed by Marco Grob for TIME Magazine +

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The Crumbs Of Your Love || Jessica & Sarah ||

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               “ Jessica, it’s not meant to be. Seriously.                      He doesn’t want to be with me. Trust                      me. It’s for his benefit.” Sarah ran her hand through her hair. Her dark eyes were sad as she looked at the other. She didn’t want him hurt. She wanted Ren to be happy. Sarah needed him to be happy. He needed to know she wasn’t safe for him.                “ I’m not emotionally available for him.”

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Suggestive Sentence Starters

Collected from all over the net, other memes, etc. Some are subtle, some are fluffy, some don’t have to be taken sexually, some are so straightforward you could practically jump into a smut scene in a few posts. Enjoy!

“No — no. Just keep your clothes on.” “You are so mean… and I’m okay with that.” “Is that all your mouth is good for?” “I am always looking for meaningful one night stands.” “Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.” “I would rather have a cup of tea than sex.” “Ah, ah, not till I give you permission.” “Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?” “Where do you think you’re going?” “And how are you going to make it up to me?” “My sexual preference is often.” “What a nice little sound, I think I’ll bite there again.” “Don’t worry, it only seems kinky the first time.” “Does it taste alright?” “You wouldn’t dare!” “You’re so cute when you’re tired, you know.” “Anticipation makes the hard-on longer.” “You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend/Girlfriend material.” “Nothing risque, nothing gained.” “I love when you’re rough.” “Is that a challenge?” “Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I look great- wait, I said that wrong.” “I’m not cheap, but I am on special this week.” “Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.” “I’m not gonna stop leaving marks till I’m sure everyone will know your mine.” “Make me.” “What’s in it for me?” “I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.” “I’m going outside to make out… care to join me?” “What’s your favorite silverware? Because I like to spoon!” “Thank god I’m wearing gloves, because you’re too hot to handle.” “Don’t stare. I didn’t want to do this.” “I think I could fall madly in bed with you.” “I need one of those hugs that turns into sex.” “Want to come over and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?” “Stop undressing me with your eyes and start using your teeth.” “Can I put you on my to-do list?” “Kiss the hell out of me. Please.” “You can stay but your clothes must go.” “I don’t like being told what to do unless I’m naked.” “Your lips make me wonder what the rest of you would taste like…” “This is mine. Are we clear?”

[sandcvstles]

six-word sentences.

“ frankly speaking, i wanna give up. ”

“ they love me cause i’m hot. ”  

“ just try to guess the answer. ”

“ everyone here knows you don’t care. ”

“ fine, do things your way. ”

“ i want to be in love. ”

“ no, i would rather make money. ”

“ shut up already, i’m not going. ”

“ because you said that, fuck you! ”

“ i hate you more than anything. ”

“ just sit down? let me explain? ”

“ can i be a little nasty? ”

“ there’s nothing wrong with being sexual. ”

“ i want you to like me. ”

“ don’t you dare lie to me. ”

“ i’m way too scared to fall. ”

“ terrified of my love for you? ”

“ we were both afraid, shut up. ”

“ it wasn’t anyone’s fault. not really. ”

“ life’s too short to care anymore. ”

“ i dreamt about you last night. ”

“ really? what did you dream about? ”

“ i dreamt you chose me instead. ”

“ how did you become like this? ”

“ this isn’t any of your business. ”

“ i’m losing my mind, losing control. ”

“ you weren’t there! i needed you! ”

“ please don’t start with me, okay? ”

“ why do you always leave me? ”

“ this is all we have left. ”

“ i turned around. you were gone. ”

“ all i can think about is you. ”

“ wow, you look like shit today. ”

“ i called and you didn’t answer. ”

“ i wanna be a child forever. ”

“ today, my love is in mourning. ” 

“ your words felt like sharp knives. ”

“ say something nice or don’t speak. ”

[soothsaying]

The Excessively Detailed Headcanon Tumblr Meme

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Send me some numbers and a character name and I will tell you:

What does their bedroom look like?

Do they have any daily rituals?

Do they exercise, and if so, what do they do? How often?

What would they do if they needed to make dinner but the kitchen was busy?

Cleanliness habits (personal, workspace, etc.)

Eating habits and sample daily menu

Favorite way to waste time and feelings surrounding wasting time

Favorite indulgence and feelings surrounding indulging

Makeup?

Neuroses? Do they recognize them as such?

Intellectual pursuits?

Favorite book genre?

Sexual Orientation? And, regardless of own orientation, thoughts on sexual orientation in general?

Physical abnormalities? (Both visible and not, including injuries/disabilities, long-term illnesses, food-intolerances, etc.)

Biggest and smallest short term goal?

Biggest and smallest long term goal?

Preferred mode of dress and rituals surrounding dress

Favorite beverage?

What do they think about before falling asleep at night?

Childhood illnesses? Any interesting stories behind them?

Turn-ons? Turn-offs?

Given a blank piece of paper, a pencil, and nothing to do, what would happen?

How organized are they? How does this organization/disorganization manifest in their everyday life?

Is there one subject of study that they excel at? Or do they even care about intellectual pursuits at all?

How do they see themselves 5 years from today?

Do they have any plans for the future? Any contingency plans if things don’t workout?

What is their biggest regret?

Who do they see as their best friend? Their worst enemy?

Reaction to sudden extrapersonal disaster (eg The house is on fire! What do they do?)

Reaction to sudden intrapersonal disaster (eg close family member suddenly dies)

Most prized possession?

Thoughts on material possessions in general?

Concept of home and family?

Thoughts on privacy? (Are they a private person, or are they prone to ‘TMI’?)

What activities do they enjoy, but consider to be a waste of time?

What makes them feel guilty?

Are they more analytical or more emotional in their decision-making?

Would they consider themselves a Type A or Type B personality?

What recharges them when they’re feeling drained?

Would you say that they have a superiority-complex? Inferiority-complex? Neither?

How misanthropic are they?

Hobbies?

How far did they get in formal education? What are their views on formal education vs self-education?

Religion?

Superstitions or views on the occult?

Do they express their thoughts through words or deeds?

If they were to fall in love, who (or what) is their ideal?

How do they express love?

If this person were to get into a fist fight, what is their fighting style like?

Is this person afraid of dying? Why or why not?

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“THINGS REAL CHEERLEADERS ACTUALLY SAY BUT YOU’LL NEVER HEAR IN THE MOVIES” STARTERS

“I can almost smell the testosterone.”

“I hate this uniform more than I hate frizzy hair.”

“Spray your perfume one more time, I dare you.”

“Fear the spirit.”

“I just want to go home.”

“When I walked in the band hall everyone shrank away from me like I was going to eat them.”

“Does anyone actually shave the backs of their thighs?”

“Is she still engaged?”

“I look like a rotten potato.”

“I got really drunk and invented a new dance move, and now people are doing it and naming it after me.”

“You’re the bane of my perky existence.”

“Get me Starbucks or I gut you.”

“Can punches with pom-poms still give black eyes? You’re about to find out.”

“High school is hell, so we might as well sell our souls to the devil.”

“GOD FUCKING ASSHAT JERKHOLE DOUCHE DAMMIT!”

“They only talk about Naked palettes and Kendra Scott earrings and Lily Pulitzer dresses and other shit no one gives a fuck about.”

“Cheerleaders aren’t really that bad, they’re just living up to you expectations.”

“It takes skill to giggle and smile and shout for a team that loses zero to seventy-two.”

“She’s like the cheerleader Antichrist. The anticheerleader.”

“I’M IN THE WRONG FUCKING LANE!”

“My parents told me I had to take karate lessons or drive a massive truck. Get in, loser, we’re going to the game.”

“I’m going to shove my poms so far up your ass you’ll be shitting glitter for the next two decades.”

“They decided they hated me before they even met me.”

“I didn’t steal your boyfriend, he just came to his senses.”

“We don’t have that much drama, our drama’s just way more entertaining.”

“I bet you five dollars she’s going to get tackled before this season ends.”

“I don’t bet on the lives of my teammates.”

“How about ten dollars?”

“You’ve got a deal.”

“If she’s captain next year, I’m rioting.”

“She’s everything I hate in a cute little giggly package.”

[ask-meme-addicts]

“The Onion” article title sentence meme

❝ Zing! I just got you with another one of my trademark ‘complete lies’. ❞

❝ Is this a picture of the internet? ❞

❝ I always thought losing your sunglasses was something that happened to other people. ❞

❝ When I die my entire fortune will be donated to charity, except the $40 billion I will have buried with me. ❞

❝ One time I punched a goose right out of the air. ❞

❝ I will drink every last drop of water on earth. ❞

❝ I know heaven is real because I saw it and abducted an angel. ❞

❝ Sometimes I feel like things would be better off if I never existed. ❞

❝ Whenever I feel sad, I just go down to the wreck of the titanic. ❞

❝ Please, make yourself at home while I silently count down the seconds until you leave. ❞

❝ I’m always open to feedback that I can get defensive about and ultimately ignore. ❞

❝ When I need strength, I turn to the bible or whatever else is around. ❞

❝ So help me God, I’m going to eat one of those multicolored detergent pods. ❞

❝ I wish I could get through to you with a sports analogy, young man. ❞

❝ God has kind of a loose outline for us all. ❞

❝ After another incredible summer, it’s time to put my shirt back on. ❞

❝ You really don’t know who people are until you make a vicious snap judgment about them. ❞

❝ If another country ever started calling itself America, I’d be so pissed. ❞

❝ I’d like to see the government try and take away my trash. ❞

❝ If you want to date my daughter, you’re going to have to date me first. ❞

❝ The only way to get over your fear of the moon is to walk on it. ❞

❝ A woman as beautiful and intoxicated as yourself shouldn’t be drinking alone, my dear. ❞

❝ Aw, fer crying out loud! ❞

❝ I only like movies where the whole cast dances in a little box next to the end credits. ❞

❝ Looking back on my life, I guess my biggest regret is trying to fight that alligator 5 minutes ago. ❞

❝ You might be wondering why I’m wearing a cap usually reserved for playing baseball. ❞

❝ As a failure, I’ve learned to appreciate the little things in life. ❞

❝ How about we go outside and settle this like emotionally stunted men? ❞

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OPEN STARTER

Waking up was always hard for Marcus. He had to stick to a schedule to perform well. He had to wake up to an alarm, take a shower, drink a cup of coffee, eat 2 hard boiled eggs, then drink an entire glass of orange juice. A schedule was his way of working. Unfortunately, that schedule was broken. That schedule was ruined when he woke up at 5 am to a loud banging on his front door. His dark and blurry eyes opened when he opened the door to a figure.               “ What do you want?”

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Adam for Vanity Fair Italy x

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the girl who played with fire ( book ) sentence meme

       inc. nsfw, homophobic & misogynistic slurs, violence and rape mention.

‘ aren’t you going to offer me a cup of coffee? ’ ‘ just how dangerous is she? ’ ‘ would you like company? ’ ‘ i have no reason to forgive you. ’ ‘ you ever touch me again, i will kill you. ’ ‘ i’m going to stop having sex with guys who smell of smoke. ’ ‘ you look like you just woke up. ’ ‘ that was brave but awfully stupid. ’ ‘ my kitchen is 100 per cent ikea. ’ ‘ i thought you were dead or something. ’ ‘ do you want me to leave? ’ ‘ you’re such a mystery. you never talk about yourself. ’ ‘ i burned everything that would burn. ’ ‘ just keep in touch. i’d like to know whether you’re dead or alive. ’ ‘ you’re an entropic chaos factor. ’ ‘ in that case, all that’s left is for me to commit suicide. ’ ‘ you don’t give a shit about other people. ’ ‘ usually it’s other people who don’t give a shit about me. ’ ‘ i thought you’d died. ’ ‘ you really are out of your mind. ’ ‘ now you’re really going to have to explain to me who you are and what you want. ’ ‘ this is going to be a long night. ’ ‘ go home and get some sleep. ’ ‘ we don’t know the motive for the murders. ’ ‘ it was an execution, pure and simple. ’ ‘ i need a burger. ’ ‘ i can keep a secret, if that’s what you’re wondering. ’ ‘ is she unbalanced? ’ ‘ is she capable of murdering two people in cold blood? ’ ‘ i’m a cynic. i believe everyone has it in them to kill another person. ’ ‘ shit, the whores are looking worse all the time. ’ ‘ you’d have to be pretty desperate to pick her up. ’ ‘ it doesn’t feel like the act of a lone nutcase. ’ ‘ can you describe the man you say you saw attack her? ’ ‘ does she have a police record? ’ ‘ i don’t think it was you who shot them. ’ ‘ they sell handcuffs and whore outfits and stuff like that. ’ ‘ lesbian satanists. ’ ‘ maybe you don’t give a damn but i want to know who killed my friends. ’ ‘ what would you do if it was me? ’ ‘ don’t you like men? ’ ‘ i don’t give a shit what you believe. ‘ ‘ how i choose to live my life and who i have sex with is none of your business or anyone else’s. ’ ‘ so you found my strap-on in my drawer. what did you fantasise about then? ’ ‘ my answer is that it’s none of your fucking business. ‘ ‘ that surly cunt is squirming like a snake. ‘ ‘ am i being arrested for anything? ‘ ‘ if your questions piss me off, i won’t answer. ‘ ‘ there are no innocents. there are, however, different degrees of responsibility. ‘ ‘ fuck you too. need help? ’ ‘ she’s one fucking freaky chick. ’ ‘ you had made her angry. ‘ ‘ i’m not innocent. but i didn’t kill them. ‘ ‘ even psychopaths need motives. ‘ ‘ do i look like a satanist? ‘ ‘ you’re a sadistic pig, a pervert, and a rapist. ‘ ‘ as far as i’m concerned, you should be put to death at once. ‘ ‘ she was a whore. whores get paid. ‘ ‘ it’s not me you need to ask for forgiveness. ‘ ‘ you didn’t have sex with her. you raped her. ’ ‘ you must be one of the sorriest perverts i’ve ever met. ‘ ‘ you look like a car crash. ’ ‘ i’m going to kill you! ‘ ‘ thanks for being my friend. ‘ ‘ in case you get any stupid ideas, if you even try to get up i’ll shoot you right in the gut. ’ ‘ you look like shit. like a fucking prostitute. ‘ ‘ you’d really like to kill me, wouldn’t you? ‘ ‘ there can’t be a man who’d want you. ‘ ‘ he’s not a fairy. he just doesn’t have sex. ‘ ‘ she was always the one with the brains — you were just worthless filth. ‘ ‘ you’re just a run-of-the-mill creep who hates women. ‘ ‘ i can tell him to break the bones in your body one by one until you answer. save us the trouble. ‘ ‘ do you really think this is going to blow over? ‘ ‘ i’m going to kill you too. ‘ ‘ you came here to kill me and nothing else. ‘

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send me a ✿ and i’ll generate a number.

If the generator is being lame, just choose something that works for the muses.

aggressive/angry kiss

all over kiss

back kiss

cheek kiss

firm kiss

shy kiss

first kiss

forehead kiss

french kiss

gentle kiss

scar kiss

hand kiss

jawline kiss

last kiss

neck kiss

rain kiss

friendly kiss

chaste kiss

stomach kiss

underwater kiss

upside down kiss

spin the bottle kiss

an eskimo kiss

butterfly kisses ( eyelash kiss )

a kiss pressed to each fingertip

a kiss on the hairline

a kiss to the temples

a kiss to the corner of the mouth

a kiss to bruised skin

a kiss on the knuckles

Hot, Steamy kiss

Forced Kiss

Nose Kiss

Gentle Peck

Romantic Kiss

Eyelid Kiss

Collarbone Kiss

Chest/Breast Kiss

Kiss Along the Hips

Navel Kiss

Goofy Kiss

Forceful Kiss

Reunion Kiss

Then there’s tongue

Bear Hug

Sleepy hug

Cuddle hug

Unreciprocated hug

“Far too long since we’ve seen each other” hug

From behind hug

“Something scared me” hug

The Lift hug

One armed hug

The Leg hug

Friendly hug

The emotional hug

Failed hug

Run and Jump hug

Romantic hug

Side hug

Comforting hug

Family hug

Hug around waist

Clinging hug

‘’Don’t let go’’ hug

‘’I thought I’d never see you again” hug

Warm hug

Awkward hug

Cold hug

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