#fucking a

[nicoisnotonf1re]

I am going insane

[seabeck]

I haven’t been to Walmart in months and apparently they decided to get rid of almost all of the self checkouts (it was previously 90% self checkouts) and replace them with cashiered checkout except none of them were manned and the line for the self checkout was wrapped around half the store.

[goose-smoothie]

boyo, that was certainly an episode. that was an episode they wrote. a finale for sure. one of them, of time. yup. the season ended. it ended all right.

[theknightlywolfe]

Pressuring Migrants to ‘Self-Deport,’ White House Moves to Cancel Social Security Numbers

By placing migrants in Social Security’s “death master file,” the Trump administration is seeking to cut off their access to credit cards, b

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[kingproblem]

i'm tired of people telling me my husband is my beard and I just haven't realized i'm a lesbian yet like it's not possible for me to be a lesbian and want to climb richard gadd this bad like cmon the proofs in da pudding

[thebibliosphere]

Good news. My eyes are working together again. I can see. Somewhat.

[simple-persica]

OHHH MY GOODDDDD OH MY GODUHG