i am going through levels of torture i have never gone through before because i cannot decide on a name for this fic i’m writing.
guys. i give up. i am very shamefully bringing this here to ask for help. this is probably non-ethical for an author but i need title help. i have always been shit at titling fics but this one is BEATING MY ASS
it’s set in the siberian cold of krasnoyarsk in february 14th valentine’s day in a hotel room. it’s a one-night stand first time with a woman casual hook-up situation set up by a cliché oh no administration mix-up placed them in the same hotel room and there’s only one bed! trope but that’s barely a plot point because they don’t really gaf that much.
i am literally going insane because al of the titles i can think of are generic variations of already generic titles like room for two or room service that aren’t valentine’s related like i would like, or titles that make me wonder if hallmark is hiring like freaking a holiday arrangement... cupid’s mix-up.. jesus christ BOO. it’s torture. i could easily pick out a title from the actual fic because it’s so long and there are many good potential titles in the dialogue but then it wouldn’t be themed 😖 and when i try to relate the stuff in the fic with valentine’s day it gets WORSE. like there are many mentions of satellites but all i came up with was straight doodoo like valieva-0214 or orbiting 02-14 so i was like omg bruh let me ask for help alright
can anyone spare suggestions PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE i’m actually on my knees
