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this blog contains triggering stuff about suicide and eating disorders SW: 122lbs ▪CW:113lbs▪GWs:110/105/101 ▪UGW1:100▪UGW2:87

[newtonpermetersquare]

It’s evolving backwards

[just-shower-thoughts]

Can’t think of a single apocalypse or plague movie that anticipated the run on toilet paper.

[pimentogirl]

[homoslovenc]

can’t believe a supernatural gif is aplicable to 2020 events…….. this is definitely the worst possible timeline

[graceless-goddess-deactivated20]

[tittytron]

tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb

[tinysaurus-rex-deactivated20240]

me, hugging a horse: you’re so capable of killing me, why don’t you?

[wrenrouge]

Imagine sending nudes through email and using office etiquette

[wrenrouge]

Good evening,

Please review attached photographs and verify if they've aroused you. Furthermore, please provide photographs of your own at your earliest convenience. Thank you and I look forward to your response.

Sincerely,

Robert Smith

[wrenrouge]

Good evening,

Per my last email, I requested photographs of your nude body and to this day, I've yet to receive such photographs. Please advise on the delay and promptly provide them. If you have any questions, please don't hesitate to contact me.

Thanks,

Robert Smith

[wrenrouge]

Good evening, 

It has come to my attention that you are a bitch. Please cut all contact with my office immediately. 

Best,

Robert Smith 

[sixpenceee]

Grand Isle St Gerard church hit by lightning. You can watch the video here.

[jennifersometimes]

Lord almighty!

[sixpenceee]

Barn owl displays feathers                           

Source

[winter-is-lying]

Burnt marshmallow

[sixpenceee]

Boo!

[maneth985]

BHAHAHA THE JUMP!

[martymartinloki]

“Oh what a scary predator!  You really scared Mama!  Good job!”

[nikkoliferous]

I can’t stop laughing at this

[tzke]

HAHAHAHAHA!! 🥰🤗🥰

[just-shower-thoughts]

The pH of saliva is 6.8 i.e. it is acidic. So, if a person spits on someone else it is, in a way, an acid attack

[ripe]

[ottermatopoeia]

castin spells

[atlas-prime]

Tai chi

[bookworm-christina]

Playing an invisible harp

[jupiterlandings]

Water bending.

[1-hug-man]

Sign language

[ifonlymp3-deactivated20220624]

i got really mad at red today

[ifonlymp3-deactivated20220624]

this is literally one of the funniest things i’ve read today thank you

[yeahdisney]

[winter-is-lying]

I became him

[thedancingcostumeyoungadult]

My friend asked how I learned to cook and the answer is I didn't. I know like 5 things about cooking and they are:

Always use more garlic than the recipe calls for

"Ehhh fuck it close enough" is a great measurement tool

Find like 5 recipes that you like, adjust them how you like them, make them until you hate them

Clean as you go

If a recipe is from a mommy blog, you will need more spices

If anyone wants to add, please do

[datenshi-no-hime]

None of these are wrong.

[srsfunny]

Straight fact

[just-shower-thoughts]

It is insane that we can have that terrifying moment of realization that we are guaranteed going to die one day and begin to have a panic attack, but then two minutes later be enraged that the bag of chips we just opened was 60% air.

[colt-kun]

Apparently at my niece’s school the girls have started chanting “underwear” during class anytime they see a boy’s boxers from his pants being too low to protest against the teachers dress coding them for bra straps.

I’m laughing too hard to respond to my sister.