ZeroGravity

[moonemojii]

*friends car is locked*

Friend: stop pulling the handle

Me:

[takkezooi-deactivated20200726]

The disorted version is a million times funnier than the original one… i’m wheezing

[jaidefinichon]

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

theyre happy to see each other

[efortmanteau]

when you find a friend in a video game with no chat function

[butch-king-frankenstein]

I can’t wait until like twenty years after weed is fully legalized and nobody cares anymore and comedians have to make real movies with real jokes

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

[wakandapedia]

get this away from me

[m0liciousintent]

[im-a-deceptikhan]

[unholy-hands-and-hymns]

If I have to see it, so do you.

[unclefather]

disney: we’re taking all of our movies off of streaming services and we’re going to charge you $10 a month to watch them on our own streaming app

me: 

[rinokami]

More like

Disney: “We’re going to take all our movies off of streaming sites INCLUDING THE ONE WE ALREADY OWN (Hulu) so we can put them on a separate one and milk even more money out of you.”

Me:

[qrispykreme]

[nube-1-deactivated20210117]

[ann-gissell-deactivated20180323]

I will never see popcorn the same… haha

[thoughts-of-a-better-me]

why is this so funny 😂

[catchymemes]

[gahdamnpunk]

You can’t make this stuff up 😐

[sleepydumpling]

We need to remind them regularly it’s OUR money and our votes DECIDE who gets to spend it on our behalf.

[heartbeatemoji]

this is soooooooo funny

[hundondestiny]

[twitterlols]

[filthygrandpa]

[osterfields-deactivated20181007]

y’all: peter was able to stop bucky’s fist in civil war bc bucky heard peter’s voice, realized he was a child, then weakened his punch bc he was so worried about hurting a child uwu

me, eating pistachios: y’all know peter can canonically lift up to 75 tons, right. y’all know bucky’s fist is easy as hell for peter to block, right. y’all know bucky didn’t know shit about peter being a child and was just shocked that someone was able to so easily block his punch, right. y’all know that, right.

[nervousangelconnoisseur-deactiv]

naw fuck that bucky’s punches aren’t easy to block, it’s WAY funnier if peter blocked a full force punch from bucky, who only a few seconds later realizes he’s a kid as soon as peter opens his mouth

that’s the face of a man who went from “holy shit he blocked my punch?” to “holY SHiT a 12 YEARoLD BLOCKED mY PUNCH???” in 3 seconds flat.

[gayingupspace]

Next second is “i triED TO PUNCH A CHILD”

[brucie-deactivated05092020-deac]

[izukudmidoriyaarchive-deactivat]

[barnesandamerica]

I ll always reblog this

[catchymemes]

[bruhmanfromthefifflo-deactivate]

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

YALL NEEDTA QUIT lmfaooo

[fuckyeah2000s]

[tinderventure]

I thought it was pretty clever.

[petitetimidgay-deactivated20240]

me: if it’s meant to be, it’ll happen also me: *quadruple texts you within 3 hours*