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[ulibeanzz]

omfg my mom somehow found + bought me something off my amazon wishlist which means she now knows bout all the kinky sex toys im into and might mean she catches up on my blog cuz idk how else she woulda found it so if ur reading this hi mom sorry mom 

[ashiecrackerr]

So in my basic drawing class we are learning to draw facial features and I couldnt help myself to draw eyes on all the lips

[nagakaze-deactivated20160714]

reunited once again

[internetkilledmylife-deactivate]

i laugh when im uncomfortable so please don’t get mad at me if i laugh in a serious situation

[zodiacmind]

Fun facts about your sign here

[pixiescribble-deactivated201601]

Putting down confident girls is not feminism

shaming sex workers is not feminism

"I’m not like other girls" is not feminism

slut shaming is not feminism

shaming BDSM practitioners is not feminism

misandry is not feminism

ignoring trans women’s rights is not feminism

[eggandtomato]

ah how could i forget to post my own blackout poetry piece

[prideprejudce]

Celebrities tweet condolences on the passing of Robin Williams

[alexrbaker-deactivated20200116]

Using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass

[kasthamandap]

Mathematically incorrect. Unless the ass was linear, but that’s biologically incorrect. You’d probably wanna use something like y=ax^2+bx+c because the ass is a second degree polynomial curve. 

[raquayza-blog]

did you major in booty math

[rec0very-is-p0ssible]

For those who don't understand social anxiety:

-It is not cute

-It is hell

-Want to order pizza? Too fucking bad

-Want to go to a party? Be prepared to want to leave after 5 seconds

-Need to ask a salesperson for a different size? Guess you’re not getting it

-Hungry but it’s crowded in the restaurant? No food for you

-Social anxiety SUCKS

-It keeps you from doing things you want to do

-It makes you feel like shit

-Stop romanticizing it

-Social anxiety is absolute HELL

[disquettesdemec]

[lil-human-cal-deactivated201505]

[bloomer-810-blog]

I think this video might interest you guys.

4 days ago, Olivia Olson confirmed that Marceline and Bonnibel have dated before. The reason it has been confirmed is because the new Adventure Time book coming out soon may have details on their relationship, and their relationship obviously can’t be aired on TV because some states of America (and countries in the world) are against same-sex marriage and relationships. 

But yeah, they have indeed dated before.

[amongie]

If you have a talented child...

Do not force them to make you things

Do not guilt them into making you things

Do not tell them that because you bought the supplies for whatever their talent is (origami/drawing/writing/etc) you deserve freebees.

Your child is an artist

Not an art machiene

Treat your child how you’d treat a famous artist

Would you force a Rennaisance artist to give you a free painting?

THEN DONT FORCE YOUR KID TO DO FREE ART FOR YOU UNLESS THEY OFFER

[beroberos-deactivated20191101]

Fionna and Cake school AU yay~

Also crappy little bonus comic because gumball

[gothic1997]

I used to be like “I wonder what would happen if I set this thing on fire” and since then I’ve learned that more often than not the answer is “it’ll be on fire”

[tayloralisonswft]

It is a curious thing, the death of a loved one. It’s like walking up the stairs to your bedroom in the dark and thinking there is one more stair than there is. Your foot falls down through the air and there’s a sickly moment of dark surprise.