âwelcome to class! have you thought about your own death yet today?â
âI brought cupcakes and macaroons, but I want to clarify that I have done it to make a rhetorical point. but also because theyâre delicious.â
âso if you look at the kind of history we talk about, it turns out itâs mostly just white men killing one another and then never shutting up about it.â
âdoesnât that sound great? decomposing to become one with nature?â
âmore snake women today! keats might have had a fetish.â
âitâs a horror story, but the horror is capitalistic exploitation. do you know who made the clothes youâre wearing? no? well, keats is disappointed with you.â
â rejecting the societal expectation of monogamous romantic marriage and going with polyamory is a-ok. super cool. jazzy.â