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@kingcarltondrake
Mike Wazowski joins the Avengers.
THOR’S HAMMER IS BLOCKING HIS FACE I AM DYING
#some direct shade right here ..
PSA: carlton drake deserves more appreciation and needs more content on tumblr
Yes??
They used a poc person (HES PAKI?? Awesome rep man I’ve never seen Pakistani people being represented as anything but terrorists or side characters in pop movies)
And sure we didn’t get no backstory but he was A GREAT villain.
A GREAT character.
So much potential.
He needs more fucking content, this is so fucking unfair
Riz Ahmed 😭😭💛💛
Drake: Think about it. All you do is take. You took my symbiote. You take pot shots at a great man trying to get something done-
Eddie: Who?
Drake:
Eddie: slaps Drake
Eddie: That’s for bullying the love of my life!
Drake: Who the-
Venom: He’s talking about me!
Venom: I’m the love of your life?
Eddie: I dunno, but I’m still angry at you.
so you mean to tell me this didn’t actually happen
“God has abandoned us… I won’t.”
Imagine the Avengers getting hit with some sort of spell that makes them revert to their first language
and everyone expects to be unable to understand Natasha’s Russian or Thor’s Norse (Allspeak is great but it isn’t his first language according to the spell)
but then Steve starts spouting Gaelic, because he grew up speaking English in public but his immigrant mother taught him her own language first
Tony speaks either Spanish or Italian, because that’s what his first nannies spoke
and the spell considers ASL a language just as much as any spoken language, so Clint is just signing and making faces at people
and Bruce is just very confused (“Why do you expect me to be speaking a different language? I’m from Ohio.”)
The Vision flying around screaming “ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ONE ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ONE ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE”
A+ for the effort you put in
Tony: don’t hold back, Pep, you’re eating for two now
Peter:
Peter: ᵒʰ ᵐʸ ᵍᵒᵈ ᴹʳˢ ᴾᵒᵗᵗˢ
Tony: Sorry, I’ve been meaning to tell y-
Peter: ᴴᵒʷ ᵇᶦᵍ ᶦˢ ᵗʰᵉ ᵗaᵖeʷᵒʳm?
Venom: and here we have Eddie, my husband-
Riot: don’t you mean host?
Venom:
Venom: pretty sure I know what I fucking said.
Carlton Drake about Symbiotes: Even the babies are one of the most dangerous aliens in the universe, so I built this lab to keep them secure so there is no possible way-
Venom, escapes to be with Eddie:
Carlton Drake: Oh, my God.
tom hardy: hey dare me to jump into that lobster tank?
the director, his fellow costars, the entire production crew: no
tom hardy: i cant believe you’re making me do this ((:
Venom (2018)
“Venom and Eddie are gay for each other” I say into the mic
The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks & commands silence from the room.
“ She’s right” he says. I look for the owner of the voice. There in the 5th row stands: Tom Hardy.
Carlton: Are you fucking one of my symbiotes???
Eddie with Venom all up on him:
Riz Ahmed as Dr. Carlton Drake in Venom (2018)