[imsosryy]

the tea

[trashcanniballecter]

Venom: *absorbs into Eddie*

Venom: *hacker voice* I’m in

Eddie: What the Hell and Fuck?!

[drowningcomicart]

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[chenalii-deactivated20210920]

tater tots and bike chases

[ffc1cb]

twitter stuff…. again… 

bonus:

[cuteskitty]

Eddie: Dear, why I’m having a fever again?

Venom: Bacteria can’t survive in your body if it’s too hot, so I turned up Eddie’s body temperature to kill them

Eddie: you know I can’t survive if my body is too hot, right?

Venom: :O

[unlikecharlie]

Venom:

[youraverageabitch]

I regret nothing

[incorrect-venom-quotes]

Eddie: In my defense, your Honor, I really am the dumbest bitch alive.

[youraverageabitch]

[imsosryy]

Venom, taking the form of a literal raccoon and eating garbage in an alley

Anne to Eddie: You’re in love?? With that ???

Eddie, watching the nightmare scenario with heart eyes: Yeah..

[imsosryy]

Venom: Can we eat that guy?

Eddie: No

Venom: What about that one??

Eddie: No! I just spent $100 on food for your fat ass. You can eat at home

Venom:

[jombasworld-deactivated20190822]

what do u mean its schizophrenia 

[jombasworld-deactivated20190822]

bb smooches or tentacle porn? u decide

[jombasworld-deactivated20190822]

parasite

[inkyblueblood]

ok so this

but with Eddie and Venom

[imsosryy]

Comics

Eddie: I’m cold

Venom*forms into a jacket*

Eddie: Thanks, love u3u

Movie

Eddie: I’m cold too

Venom: Well fuck I can’t control the weather

[tolstoyevskywrites-deactivated2]

Venom, to Riot: These humans look like snacks– *notices Eddie* Mmmmm, but that one there, he looks like a S N A C K. 

Riot: …I don’t follow.