King Coon the Real Goon

What am I even doing here

[lloydtheabstrac]

[kingcoontherealgoon]

Rofl

[ctrl-alt-delta]

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[maliatale]

The whole way from Dorne all anyone talked about was the monster that had been born to Tywin Lannister. A head twice the size of his body, a tail between his legs, claws, one red eye, the privates of both a girl and a boy. When we met your sister she promised she would show you to us. Every day we would ask. Every day she would say “Soon.”. Then she and your brother took us to your nursery and… she unveiled the freak. Your head was a bit large. Your arms and legs were a bit small, but no claw. No red eye. No tail between your legs, just a tiny pink cock. We didn’t try to hide our disappointment. "That’s not a monster." I told Cersei. "That’s just a baby."

[thewetmale]

[thatfunnyblog]

WHAT I WAS NOT EXPECTIN WHAT

[karmaofhearts-deactivated201711]

"My Irelia is 1-15 and Doomtrobo is fucking 0-15. If I didn’t have a good attitude I’d probably kill myself"

-Imaqtpie (via karma-in-wonderland)

[stapledfinger-deactivated202011]

IMAQTPIE YOU ARE A GOD [VIDEO HERE]

[kingcoontherealgoon]

ROFL

[leeshao-deactivated20200207]

This guy is a god.

[kingcoontherealgoon]

Pretty much my favorite inspirational quote ever.

[aisforarthur]