"Aha, fuck you."

[An AU of @something-like-an-askblog]

[kingdiable-au]

r u still taking asks on this blog?

yeah um got busy on the main

[kingdiable-au]

So how’s Lucifer doin? This was technically what he wanted right?

[divine--tragedy]

So now that you have my full attention... Who was King Diable before he wound up being the ruler of hell? Was he merely an innocent man who was chosen by the seven sins? Was he always destined for this path? Or was there perhaps more to his story than meets the eye?

[REFERRING TO KING DIABLE AU]

@kingdiable-au

Diable was first called Johicramethilla, the difference between this universe, the main, and that au is that in the au Johicramethilla doesn't run away from Lucifer when he was a child alive.

So Johicramethilla didn't meet the adoptive dad (which in the main gives him the name 'Jolly'), he doesn't learn how to be evil in the silly way he's in the main, but in the au he's the actual wrath.

As Lucifer didn't have a reason to get mad at the Deadly Sins when they were alive, he didn't kill them. Diable did, after he died killing himself in rage.

It's a bit confusing? Ah well, don't tell me.

[kingdiable-au]

Wait, other afterlifes too? So which ones would those be if you don't mind me asking?

"I'm pretty proud of it. That lil' holy slut was always pissin' me off."

The aureole seems to have been attached to the wood particularly violently, it still gives some lighting sparkles.

Instead, the piece of red fabric smells like smoke.

[kingdiable-au]

I like how Diable kept the blue shorts

"Tastes are tastes, bitch."

[kingdiable-au]

So how did you end up in charge of Hell? Sounds difficult

"Basically I died and it was fate, or som' shit."

"But I got under control both the other Afterlife lands."

[kingdiable-au]

*boops diable’s snoot* hehe, cute

"What is this."

"Ya're spared, just 'cause I'll take this gesture as a 'polite' way to introduce yerself."

[kingdiable-au]

Why I'm here? Sir, this is hell. I work here...

"I know everyone in all the Circles, ya're fuckin' lyin'."

[moe-kai-deactivated20201128]

Sir, do I look like the kind of person that could lie? Frankly, I'm rather bad at it. Furthermore, the last time I checked, my mate Ignasi was the ruler of these circles, is there a change of hierarchy that was not told to our own side of the realms? I assure you, my mate will not be happy to know you're sitting in his chair, especially in that fur coat. It smells awful.

[kingdiable-au]

Luckily for Dharel, Diable didn't listen to him completely.

"Who do ya think ya are?"

"Ignasi... Who the fuck is that?"

"Fool, ya clearly fucked up. Come back when ya'll have yer head on yer shoulders."

[kingdiable-au]

Why I'm here? Sir, this is hell. I work here...

"I know everyone in all the Circles, ya're fuckin' lyin'."

[kingdiable-au]

So. What is the current status of the 6 other deadly sins? Hard at work I hope?

"I even have to disturb myself to get down to their fuckin' circle and punish them."

[kingdiable-au]

What is the punishment for the following 3. A person who gorged themselves on food and women. A person who fell in love and slept with a demon while alive. Finally, A satanist. -Richard

"As ya described, the most evident sin is Lust."

"And it's not just bein' swept up by a tornado, it's also bein' hit by sharp rocks."

"That's so stupid, honestly. I could surely do better than that."

[kingdiable-au]

What is “Hell” and what is existence like for someone spending eternity here?

"What? They never told ya to 'Go to Hell!' as an offense?"

"They never told ya 'You are Satan!' to say ya're a cruel bein'?"

"Fuck, why do I have to explain these things? Are ya dumb?"

[kingdiable-au]

so who were you talkin to? if im allowed to ask

"She was reportin' a problem in her Circle."

"Like I should care! That's her own fuckin' problem!"

[kingdiable-au]

The Darkrai spotted you.

•Take the chance of asking him something?•

{Asks are open.}