You know what I’m tired of?
'One year experience required'

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@kingdomfromashes
You know what I’m tired of?
'One year experience required'
Hurt rp Starters
"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Slow down! You don't want to get even more hurt, do you?"
"Tell me where it hurts."
"Whoa, that's purple... It looks like your shoulder is dislocated."
"Oh my god. Are you okay?"
"You're bleeding... You're bleeding bad..."
"This is gonna hurt..."
"Holy crap! I may not know much about human anatomy, but legs don't bend that way!"
"It's all swollen up..."
"You have a black eye. Where you fighting with someone?"
"Okay... Okay, hospital. Hospital, now."
"I think you have a concussion."
"Calm down! Calm down! Your ankle is sprained, okay?"
"Here, lean on me."
"I'm gonna need more bandaids..."
"What the hell happened to you!?"
"Here, I need to clean you up. This might sting a bit..."
"We need to get the bullet out..."
"Oh my god, you've been shot!"
"Did... did you get beat up!?"
"Just hold on. You're gonna be fine..."
"Look out for that car!"
"Wake up! Oh god, please wake up!"
"You're alive! Oh, thank god!"
"I'm no doctor, but you should have that looked at. It's bleeding a lot..."
"What is that? Are there bandages under your shirt?"
"Why is your arm wrapped up like that? And are those blood stains!?"
"You must have hit the back of your head really hard."
"Look at me. Just look at me and stay awake. Can you do that?"
Spontaneous (and probably bad ideas) Sentence Starters!
"Let's get married!"
"You know where we should go? Vegas."
"Run away with me."
"I'm feeling lucky. When's the next bus to Atlantic City?"
"I vote we get naked."
"Let's have kids."
"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my number, so call me maybe."
"Take these sunglasses and fake mustache. Pop your collar and follow me. Ask questions later."
"Hey! Let's start a fight!"
"I'll buy the hotel room if you buy room service in the morning."
"Want to rob a bank?"
"I just picked up a book at the library about how to hot wire cars. Let's go joy riding!"
"Get in loser, we're going shopping."
There is fanfic for FNAF's. Just thought you should be aware of this.
Why.
Why would anyone do that?
*starts to lower it a little*
[the breathing gets less intense, but he's still in the corner]
"Don't you remember?"
Send “Don’t you remember?” for my muse’s reaction to waking up in hospital with no memory of your muse, themselves or their life
“Remember what?”
"Ivan? This is my name, da?" Ivan paused, looking around the room as he combed through his mind for any bit of information but…. nothing. "If I am Ivan…. then who are you?"
"Yeah, Ivan's your name. I'm Gilbert and I'm-- Well we're friends, I guess. It's a bit hard to explain everything, don't worry about it though." he reached out to feel Ivan's forehead, checking for a temperature that had been spiking before he'd woken up. Luckily, his forehead was damp with sweat and normal temperature. "How are you feeling? I mean, besides not remembering anything."
"Don't you remember?"
Send “Don’t you remember?” for my muse’s reaction to waking up in hospital with no memory of your muse, themselves or their life
“Remember what?”
"Nyet….. am I supposed to? Where am I?"
"You're in the hospital, Ivan. Something happened and you just woke up..."
*resists urge to laugh and turns up the volume* //i am so sorry and also not
[he'S LIKE CRYING YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD]
STOP IT!
*plays the animatronic music from FNAF's from some hidden source in your house* >:3
[SCREAMS]
[IS HIDING IN A CORNER, COVERING HIS HEAD WITH BOTH HANDS]
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!
"Don't you remember?"
Send “Don’t you remember?” for my muse’s reaction to waking up in hospital with no memory of your muse, themselves or their life
“Remember what?”
".. Anything."
[SHRIEKS LIKE A LITTLE GIRL--]
[covers mouth and looks around]
[goes back to playing FNAF]
"I wouldn’t mind. We could go do something, like go out drinking."
"Sounds like fun. What is our destination, my friend~?"
"Gilbert! How are you, mon ami?"
"I'm good. A bit bored, to be honest. Care to amuse me?"
"Someone pay attention to me--."
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"Hello there little guy!"