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@kingdragonfly

{King Candy RP account. Post movie; after being fried to "death," King Candy shoddily respawned as a glitch in Sugar Rush. As he told Vanellope, the players would be confused if the most popular character went missing, and so he weaseled his way into racing among the Sugar Rushers. Currently living in a scrappy room in the castle.}

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Who even-- who even buysth more of the sthame game and then putsth them on opposite endsth like thisth haha at leastht our OLD arcade had the CLASSTH to put the cabinetsth sthide by sthide!!!!

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THERE ARE MORE SUGAR RUSHESTH HERE.

#I CAN-- I CAN STHEE IT OUT THE SCRREEN. H-HOO HOO.#Wait a minute did did we have a scr #!royal text

ask-reboot-turbo:

I’m on a first-name basis with the digital afterlife so I’m pretty sure you’re alive, ha!

…That wasn’t funny.

I mean. Your cabinet has to have been plugged back in? I guess?? I mean…I know Queen V’s moved from place to place before and she’s kept the memory of it all. So it does happen.

Where are you? Because it’s definitely not here. They moved Space Invaders over where you used to be.

Sthpace Invadersth.... I never liked the look of thosthe things. Alwaysth, alwaysth one sthtep away from INTERGALACTIC COCKROACHES, haha.

You sthee, of coursthe, I shouldn’t-- I can’t sthtill be alive, you know, I’m a glitch, haha, we’ve, we’ve all stheen the fun little-- “you’ll die with it,” HA HA.

Next thing you know, I’ll be able to poke my HEAD out of that little rainbow bridge, fixed by magic and lollipopsth and totally able to just, hhoohoo, justht WALK AROUND, by the power of THE ALMIGHTY CABINET RELOCATION AND RESET! GHAHAHAH.

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turbotime2crew

kingdragonfly:

Yesth well that’sth, that’sth very, hoohoo. How are you doing!!! What’sth… What’sth happened to the arcade. Hoohoo….

I’m sorry, I’m just ???

Your cabinet was gone, dude. I thought… I mean. You know. Not an unreasonable thought.

Anyway uhh. The arcade’s as shitty as ever honestly? But everyone’s too terrified of me to come near me so that’s something. Cabinets have come and gone. Mortal Kombat’s gone and…so’s. Fix-It Felix Jr.

Sugar Rush Z is still here. And Hero’s Duty. Anyway, idk.

Hi?

kingdragonfly

Our... our cabinet... hoohoo...

THAT’STH, THAT’STH CRAZY TALK. I’M, I’M RIGHT HERE, STHEE, YOOHOO! NOT DEAD! H-hoohoo!!! Of coursthe upon, upon gaining consciousthnessth, by all rightsth, I should have immediately gone to check out the TEMPERATURE of the outsthide world, but, but...

Well, to be realisthtic, I sthort of just went back to sleep. HOOHOO!!! BUT NOW!!! I AM AWAKE. AND... AND LOOKING AROUND. AND STHEEING THINGSTH.....

We’re gone, you sthay?

#Perhapsth... sthprite heaven hasth wifi....#But that doesthn't explain why MY eternal torture should haha should have it #!royal text

turbotime2crew

I think I’m having an existential meltdown. I just had to check and make absolutely sure it wasn’t 2013 or something. I feel like my past and present are in cahoots to fuck with me.

Anyway speaking of my past @kingdragonfly holy shit????

kingdragonfly

Yesth well that’sth, that’sth very, hoohoo. How are you doing!!! What’sth... What’sth happened to the arcade. Hoohoo....

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epcotctr

Vanellope’s Sweets and Treats

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Yesth... you all mustht be the STHILENT TYPESTH. It’sth, erm, it’sth very invigorating, yesth.

#!royal text #ARE ALL OF YOU THOSTHE POORLY DRESSTHED BLOGSTH I SEE NOW AND THEN.#THOSTHE ADBOTSTH THAT DON'T KNOW HOW TO RUN A PROPER BLOG.#Hoohoohoo justht sthay stho now and I'll show mercy....#MY BLOCK BUTTON ISTH PRIMED.

HELLO. YESTH. I STHEE... PEOPLE. Following my blog I don’t mean actual people of coursthe or I mean at leastht not people face to face with me you get the picture

GREETINGSTH! CIVILIANSTH! WELCOME TO MY FAIR AND HUMBLE BLOG hoohoo THE the BLOG OF THE KING. The former king but logisthticsth are, ahm, they’re complicated and not important

HELLO!

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OR DID WE GET.... REPLUGGED. REFURBISHED. RE

#Re #Re sthomething you know I'm really not sthure what.#Thisth is sort of a... sthort of a shocker to me.#You know being a GLITCH and all and hoohoo #!royal text

“Ohhh, Dragonfly, it’sth been aaagesth, how are you, how are you sthtill around--” You sthee I don’t know these things. One minute you’re sthailing down the Cherry Bomb Passth about to crossth the finish line and the next, hoohoohoo, it’sth THREE YEARSTH LATER and you’re not dead! What a miracle. What-- why am I not dead that’sth a good-- DID WE GET UNPLUGGED

#Am I in the Great Beyond here #!royal text

STHOME VACATION. HOOHOO!!!

#!royal text #WHO TURNED OUT THE LIGHTS. WAHA.#It'sth been stho long that even my. My blog hasth DUSTHT on it you sthee.#Can anyone hear me out there #HELLOOO #YOOHOO!!!

creeper-pasta replied to your post:creeper-pasta replied to your post:THERE’STH—...

NOT FOR GOOD. FOR A FEW DAYSs. ENJOY THE MANDATORY VACATIONn~

HHHHHH??? THISTH ISTHN'T GOING TO GO WELL FOR STHOME OF USTH YOU KNOW!!

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creeper-pasta replied to your post:THERE’STH— THERE’STH ALL THISTH BEEPING GOING ON...

DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT THAT WAS JUST ME

I'm not any LESSTH worried, hooh, HOOHOO

#creeper-pasta #!royal text #IF YOU GET OUR ARCADE SHUT DOWN FOR GOOD I'LL #I'LL #I'LL STHUE

THERE'STH-- THERE'STH ALL THISTH BEEPING GOING ON AND I AM STHO CONCTHERNED. YESTH YESTH QUITE CONCTHERNED ARE WE-- ARE WE BURNING DOWN? AM I DEAD, ARE WE DYING? WHAT'STH THE-- HHHAHHAH WHAT'STH THE WEATHER OUT THERE

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