devil king

lucian / kcalb he/it/they read my byf

[kingkcalb]

its done. had a good run here folks

ive moved to stardewsebastians! i’m gonna be re-following all my mutuals that i can remember! feel free to like this post if you want me to re-follow you.

[kingkcalb]

its done. had a good run here folks

ive moved to stardewsebastians! i’m gonna be re-following all my mutuals that i can remember! feel free to like this post if you want me to re-follow you.

[kingkcalb]

its done. had a good run here folks

ive moved to stardewsebastians! i’m gonna be re-following all my mutuals that i can remember! feel free to like this post if you want me to re-follow you.

[kingkcalb]

its done. had a good run here folks

ive moved to stardewsebastians! i’m gonna be re-following all my mutuals that i can remember! feel free to like this post if you want me to re-follow you.

[kingkcalb]

its done. had a good run here folks

ive moved to stardewsebastians! i’m gonna be re-following all my mutuals that i can remember! feel free to like this post if you want me to re-follow you.

[kingkcalb]

its done. had a good run here folks

ive moved to stardewsebastians! i’m gonna be re-following all my mutuals that i can remember! feel free to like this post if you want me to re-follow you.

[kingkcalb]

its done. had a good run here folks

ive moved to stardewsebastians! i’m gonna be re-following all my mutuals that i can remember! feel free to like this post if you want me to re-follow you.

[kingkcalb]

its done. had a good run here folks

ive moved to stardewsebastians! i’m gonna be re-following all my mutuals that i can remember! feel free to like this post if you want me to re-follow you.

[kingkcalb]

hey just a heads up

im gonna be moving blogs soon! i might come back if staff takes back that stupid update but lmao. i need to get around that so! i'll make another post when the time comes

[girlidiotdotcom-deactivated2023]

the most powerful object

[rneowth]

arabian sand boas look like someone tried to make a snake in spore

[pomegristle]

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

Fans: (make memes about Mario being even slightly diabolical or sinister)

Nintendo: NO! He is a good boy!

[blackpyrefly]

tumblr staff: happy pride month! tumblr staff literally three weeks later: here is our new feature, GayBlocker™ you will never see those pesky gays ever again on your dash

[sitcomlesbian]

sometimes i remember that the “cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure” meme was not started by uwu fandom blogs but, in fact, the onion and it’s just bizarre

[m86-deactivated20171116]

again for the people in the back!

I would willingly kill a pedophile

[justmyflawedlogic-deactivated20]

“average homosexual sleeps with more than 500 ppl in their life time” factoid actualy just statistical error. average homosexual sleeps with 3 people per year. Homosexuals Georg, who lives in cave & tops over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[cutevictim]

Jesus was a homeless Palestinian Jewish anarchist who held protests at oppressive temples, advocated for universal health care and redistribution of wealth, before being arrested for terrorism, tortured, and executed for crimes against the state, now go ahead and explain to me why he’d vote conservative. I’ll wait.

[mixicandevildonut]

Reblogging the originalcuz someone took out Jewish and replaced temple with church.

[thechronicleofshe]

what rude fucker did that.