local cat has beans

yea

[bugkeeping]

Gulf Coast toad (Incilius nebulifer)

[vamptits]

don't ever look up what your childhood friends are up to now!!!!!!!!!! like girl you're a nuclear safety engineer. i put on matching socks today. we played tag a thousand years ago.

[halberdbooks]

Yeah

[wnwnmemo]

[teathattast]

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[plague-vulture]

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

[ilovetodrinkwater]

Im fucking addicted to blanket

[b0nkcreat]

steps

[catball]

all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success

[ashoss]

“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary

[okthatsgreat]

how it feels discussing how an ocs conversation hypothetically would go down on a meta level in dms instead of roleplaying the for real conversation

[doomedmutual]

[captain-price-returns]

SENATOR DOWN!!!!

[toskarin]

ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal

[jacky-killian]

I don't do "art studies," i draw "wrong" until I get an epiphany from god

[rneowth]

[hotcrossedfangs]

[bonesbeetle]

[paperandpencilsandskips]