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Now That’s What I Call Sibling Rivalry
fifty vine starter sentences for when it’s 3am
‘ NOT ON MY WATCH. ’ ‘ you thought it was over? … ha. ’ ‘ pepsi bottle? coca cola glass? i don’t give a damn. ’ ‘ aa … aaa …. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. ’ ‘ so you just gon’ bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift? ’ ‘ why are you running? why are you running? ’ ‘ just because my parents won’t let me get makeup, or piercings, doesn’t make me a fucking preppy. fuck preppies. ’ ‘ god first. skating second. hit me up on christian mingle. ’ ‘ welcome back to me screaming … AAAAAAAAAAA- ’ ‘ oh my gosh, is that corbin bleu from jump in? ’ ‘ it’s me, jessie, and ari, if he … if they test me they sorry. ’ ‘ okay guys … i’m about to say a curse word, you ready? … shut up! ’ ‘ on all levels except physical, i am a wolf. ’ ‘ i thought you were bae! … turns out you’re just fam… ’ ‘ i mean … you’re so tall, you must have a problem. ’ ‘ i sneezed, oh, i’m not allowed to sneeze? ’ ‘ sorry i’m on the toilet, hope the ice cream don’t melt! ’ ‘ oh my fuckin’ god, she fuckin’ dead. ’ ‘ I’M A BAD BITCH YOU CAN’T KILL ME! ’ ‘ we all die, you either kill yourself or get killed. ’ ‘ hey, my name is ____, i got a basketball game tomorrowwww, i’m a point guard. ’ ‘ i’m washing me and my clothes, bitch! i’m washing me and my clothes.. ’ ‘ MY DICK FELL OFF! ’ ‘ THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU. ’ ‘ so no head? ’ ‘ yogurt is just fruit sperm! and i’m not gay. ’ ‘ hi, welcome to chili’s. ’ ‘ that’s what good pussy sounds like. ’ ‘ stop saying i look like chicken little. he’s dumb, and he’s a coward. and i am NOT a coward! ’ ‘ if your name is ____ and you’re really handsome, come on raise your hand! ’ ‘ bitch! why you mad? ‘cause my pussy pops severely, and yours don’t?! ’ ‘ merry crisis. ’ ‘ i love you bitch. i ain’t gonna ever stop loving you …. bitch. ’ ‘ what up? i’m ____, i’m nineteen, and i never fuckin’ learned how to read. ’ ‘ this bitch empty! YEET! ’ ‘ and they were roommates ! ’ ‘ is that a weed?! i’m calling the police! ’ ‘ today my brother pushed me so i am starting a kickstarter to put him down. the benefits of killing him would be: i would get pushed way less. ’ ‘ it is wednesday my dudes …. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- ’ ‘ i won’t hesitate, bitch! ’ ‘ welcome to bible study, we’re all children of JESUS! ’ ‘ i spilled lipstick in your valentino bag. ’ ‘ you are my dad, you’re my dad! boogie woogie woogie. ’ ‘ i got two free tacos! ’ ‘ road work ahead? uh, yeah, i sure hope it does! ’ ‘ turn off the flash, you fucking moron. ’ ‘ get that education bro! GET THAT EDUCATION BRO! ’ ‘ yes, she is a bitch. b i c t … h. ’ ‘ ohhh shit, what is that? who you fightin’? ’ ‘ don’t fuck with me! i have the power of god and anime on my side! ’
He comes out of his room, axe in hand and red dragon following him. Time to slay.
Indefinitive Hiatus
Exactly what it says.
someone: i have a great relationship w my dad he’s my hero and has always been in my life!!
me:
hey, remember those 500-follower-doodles i said i would do?
here’s 2 (out of 3) of them
Now, so many years later, she felt as if she was being mocked.
Part 2 of my 2 main FE Heroes teams in Persona 5 All-Out Attack style (yes Takumi is there again).
[part 1] [twitter]
we took all the responsibilities away from two of archanea’s most powerful soldiers. what happens next will shock you.
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A: “Are you guys idiots? Do you even know what a pyramid is?”
"Mask club, you say?"
SENTENCE STARTERS | FIRE EMBLEM: HEROES (I)
❝I was condemned more or less at birth to be hated and shunned.❞ ❝If your tactics fail, it’s us that fall on the battlefield. Not you.❞ ❝No matter who I may be…I have a duty.❞ ❝Though I’d rather avoid bloodshed, I am prepared to fight if I must.❞ ❝Tell me, is there anyone in your life who is…essential to you?❞ ❝This strength that you’ve given me will not go to waste!❞ ❝You the one hiring me? Fine. I’m ready to get to work.❞ ❝Training must become instinct for those who want to survive on the battlefield.❞ ❝You know I won’t ever forgive you if you…you know…die on me… Please remember that.❞ ❝Since I barely know anybody here…I’m a little anxious. I hope we can get along.❞ ❝I usually try to avoid problematic situations. You called me here, so…so much for that.❞ ❝Work too hard, and you’ll wear yourself out, then nothing will get done…❞ ❝I sense that you are somehow… different than everyone else around us.❞ ❝Know some vermin? I’ll exterminate ‘em for you.❞ ❝I know I can be stern, but…in time, I’m sure you’ll think of me as a brother.❞ ❝Do you wish to kneel before me? Or tremble in fear? Your choice.❞ ❝Never poke an assassin … lest she poke you.❞ ❝Throw down your weapon!❞ ❝I pray you will meet someone who will bring joy into your life.❞ ❝Thank you for the trust you’ve put in me. I vow to be worthy.❞ ❝Need protection? I’ll crush anyone that gets in your way.❞ ❝I can tell you’re the type to push yourself too hard. So please, take care.❞ ❝I give you my solemn vow-to defend you, even at the cost of my life.❞ ❝You have a mission for me? Then I will serve you from the shadows.❞ ❝I doubt there is anyone who can cross blades with me and live.❞ ❝Are you curious about magic? I have some knowledge in the matter. I could train you.❞ ❝I’ve still got a few tricks up my sleeve!❞ ❝I’m not sure if I have anything to offer you, but you have my aid.❞ ❝I used to rely on a sword, but the stronger I get, I think the axe suits me better.❞ ❝You fight with brains, not brawn. Wish I had the knack for that.❞ ❝Now, you have a throat. And I, a hand. Let us hope the two never have need to meet.❞ ❝Know a quick way to make a profit? Then let’s hear it!❞ ❝Fighting’s thirsty work! Wanna join me for a drink?❞ ❝I fear that I’ve grown soft since leaving the knights.❞ ❝That’s an unusual weapon you have.❞ ❝Why don’t you wear armor? Those odd clothes you wear can’t protect you, you know.❞ ❝I make the best stew! Come on now. Eat up! There’s plenty more where that came from!❞ ❝I will be a master of the sword. You can count on that.❞ ❝You need a thief, I’ve got the goods – as long as you keep me in the sweet stuff.❞ ❝Spying, assassination, and burglary are my specialties. Decent lockpick, too.❞ ❝Such immense power can, over time, drive a man mad.❞ ❝I will stay by your side for as long as you want me.❞ ❝I hope that, whatever may come, we’ll remain side by side.❞ ❝I can tend to your wounded. So I beg you—please put me to work immediately.❞ ❝How DARE you lay a finger on me!❞ ❝Rest when you can. You have to be ready to move whenever fighting breaks out.❞ ❝You’re our leader. So I will respect your authority. Doesn’t mean I have to like it.❞ ❝Do you fear war? To be honest, I am often scared of it, to the extent that it keeps me up at night.❞
an edgelord and a piece of shit fuse to make an edgelord piece of shit
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Grima finally dragged his ass home yesterday and you know what the first thing I did was? Stick him in fucking bunny ears and S-Supported him. Now I’ve got entire Robin Fam now - minus any variant of f!Robin cause she just doesn’t wanna come home
(Plus a bonus transparent Bunny!Grima for your needs lol)
The ages did u good, uh Marth?