Nope

This is where I post things and shit. Also, this is where I primarily vent when I'm baked. And other occasions. But mostly the first one.

[kingofnope22]

I can't believe the other social media sites fucked it so hard I'm back on goddamn TUMBLR of all places.

Kill Me.

[pimpingreen]

(via Doobie! (Napstablunt Sequel))

[jazz-hip-hop-deactivated2019111]

your 20's: the era when you gotta make shit happen but all you wanna do is chill.

[kingofnope22]

Alternatively just life so far

[stromcuzewon]

you’re staring into space

it’s the middle of the night and you wonder where you lost track of your dreams 

when out of the corner of your eye you spot him

motivational speaker shia labeouf 

[malunis]

Always there for you 

(He’s Shia Labeouf) 

Knows you’ll make it through 

(It’s Shia Labeouf) 

Gonna try and help youuu 

Super good therapist Shia Labeouf 

Giving you advice 

(Shia Labeouf) 

Being super nice 

(Shia Labeouf) 

Helping all the peopllle 

Actual motivator Shia Labeouf 

[cataidsontoast]

[wet-monsoon]

my friend and i were watching veggietales and there’s this scene where all of the veggies are tied up and one of them is like “this looks like a job for someone with hands” and then they all look sadly at each other for a soli d 15 seconds and i lost it

[wet-monsoon]

i wasnt joking

[mindylahiris]

[maddigonzalez-moved]

Art and text by Madeline Gonzalez.

[brookemturner]

Can this be made into a children’s book so I can buy it for my future children?

[acceptanceineveryshade]

I second this^^

[decommissioned061713]

yup

[cumnog]

is doctor who over or did i just cut out the right people from my life

[pancakeke]

I want the world to understand computers don’t just do things, they only do what the user tells them to do.

"Digital art is cheating! The computer does it!" No, the user painted it.

"Digital music isn’t real! The computer makes it!" No, the user composed it.

"I don’t know what happened. The computer just started acting weird on its own." NO, YOU’VE BEEN CLICKING ADS AGAIN, MOM.

[officialunitedstates]

me at the basketball game:  the kiss cam is a patriarchal installment that subjects human beings to unwanted attention and speculation, objectifying private emotions in exchange for the absence of public ridicule and abuse.  no I’m not jealous because I don’t have anyone to kiss.  I have five girlfriends they just all prefer to watch the game from home

[justbrosthings]

honestly i hate when people try to sugar coat shit like if you don’t like me or don’t wanna hang or don’t wanna talk to me just fucking tell me don’t keep ignoring me and expect me to figure out the hint like that’s such a bitch ass move i’d rather hear it from you than be ignored 99% of the fucking time.

[kingofnope22]

Me: Treat yo self

My Bank Account: DO NOT TREAT YOURSELF

[kingofnope22]

the signs as things that rhyme with pinot noir

aries: leather bar

taurus: mid-sized car

gemini: roseanne barr

cancer: caviar

leo: smoke a cigar

virgo: you're a star

libra: oh so close and yet so far

scorpio: myanmar

sagittarius: tom beren-gar

capricorn: you don't have to be popu-lar

aquarius: in the boudoir

pisces: au revoir

[kingofnope22]

Fuck im paranoid

[kingofnope22]

Fucking shit man

[leeleeleelee]