hail maybe

21. any pronoun. world renowned quitter. i mostly post fandom stuff but if you hate women go away

[mjfass]

[devinellekurtz]

When we first met

[7777777awawawa7777777]

patrick is short for Patricide and squidward is short for Squealing Edward and spongebob is short because he has little legs

[lokaror]

*clutching a gunshot wound*

i still have...so many... restaurants to go to...

[cognitohazardous]

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

[molabuddy]

when u plug a phone into a computer the comupter always charges the phone even if she has less charge than the phone bc the computer thinks that due to her size she always needs to provide for those smaller than her even when it hurts her more than it helps others. btw

[kaylmao]

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

[mothcub]

[cocopommel]

these are so funny i’m gonna throw up

[slimegargoyle]

it’s gonna be so anticlimactic when somebody finally succeeds

[senatortedcruz]

How it feels to be an ugly girl with a crush

[spockvarietyhour]

Truly some amazing scifi noir fashion happening in Rivals

[libationbearers]

the sexiest thing a man can be is only an extension of someone else. the sexiest thing a woman can be is angry. this is true

[libationbearers]

the sexiest thing a man can be is only an extension of someone else. the sexiest thing a woman can be is angry. this is true

[theboost]

Why don’t we let the guy whose every plan could be reasonably construed as an abstract suicide attempt take a crack at it

[kristina100000]

how it feels to be slightly tipsy while someone explains the rules of a board game that takes months to understand

[thisisdogs]

i bet it feels good as fuck to feel good