[arctasy]

when the character is obsessive and desperate and guilty and scared and ashamed and traumatized and repressed

[lesb0]

the fact that we’re apes is SO funny… i can calculate how many parsecs away a nebula is based upon its apparent magnitude for a fun little brain exercise. i also feel depression and existential ennui if my curtains are shut for too long because my brain has a 45000 year old creature in it who feels that darkness holds too many unknown threats 

[lesb0]

this has gotten 500x more true this year

[ishimarukiyotaka]

literally the worst way of ending a series is “all the survivors are happily straight married with tons and tons of babies!” 

[ishimarukiyotaka]

people still getting mad at this post i made in 2014 so I will add here. in 2026. that the point of this post isn’t “happy endings bad” its when the story’s only way to imagine a happy ending is a heterosexual nuclear family for everyone.

[waitafrikk]

i hate when a book describes a pause as pregnant. get your dick out of the pause

[lunyselene]

terry pratchett is the only person who actually knew how to use a pregnant pause

[dead-dyke]

You wrote about murder?? Murder is illegal?? You wrote about this dude killing someone and you didn't even say 'murder is bad' at the start of the book, wht wtf, wtf is wrong with you? I can't believe you condone murder, I can't believe you're pro murber, oh my fucking God don'ttalk to me when ou literally kill people, freak. I'm calling the cops, what the fuck, I'm shaking and crying.

[varahai]

Tuli mieleen ilmaisu "Yllättyneet parijonoon" ja siitä rupesin miettimään, että onko parijono jotenkin kotimainen tapa vai käytetäänkö sitä muuallakin? Ja onko parijono ylipäätään enää käytössä vaikkapa päiväkodeissa kun pitää liikuttaa lapsilaumaa paikasta toiseen?

[kinuskikakku]

miksei = whyn’t 

[kinuskikakku]

muttei = butn’t

[siveydensipuli]

ehkei = mayben’t

[saatanantonttu]

jottei = son’t

[kotitontunmanaaja]

eikä = alson’t

[samlickereightyone]

kicks rock where's MY socialist muslim elected offical

[samlickereightyone]

love the global audience chiming in we're in this together

[karilapio]

Kapteeni on maanantai

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[earthnicity]

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

[dovahdez]

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

[a-wondering-thought-deactivated]

I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: atgctactttaatcaaaaattcaTattattatttgaagtcaacatTaaataattgaATCTgtgattaaacttg

Closest match: Bombyx mori BmN4 cell DNA, chromosome 24, sequence Common name: Domestic Silk Moth

(image source)

[willifolts]

When the domestic silk moth sends you nudes

[scp-threats-is-back]

Domestic silk moth is just being friendly

[yoink-a-doink]

Now the moth is banned in Russia

[fantasylover4538]

…well what the fuck is this

[kingofkaumidy2]

Art.

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[sodom-hussein]

Old iconic tumblr posts gather gimmick blog comments the way DNA mutations accumulate over time

[starmaker-astral]

This is why I love tumblr

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

When the DNA mutations send you nudes

[chungledown-bimothy]

bodies should have crash logs. why the fuck did that just happen.

[bruntalism]

[bruntalism]

we kill the bat man

[navigatorsnorth]

Phenomenal spare wheel cover I walked past the other day

[downtothemarrow]

(covered in blood, sweat and tears) so the week is over huh

[toskarinfr]

[ink-the-artist]

i WILL fuck a boeing

i believe in you

[shallowsenjoyer]

[shallowsenjoyer]

@alphagodith @ink-the-artist

[absolutejamer]

Pet play except I’m a Boeing so I just immediately fall apart under the slightest stress and then order a hit on anybody who can explain what happened

[escuerzoresucitado]