Black Lives Matter.

I run a plant store. https://www.etsy.com/shop/KarpsPlantKorner Yo what’s up I’m disaster. *insert age here*, non-binary (but just use he/him for now bc im not used to the other pronouns yet). I’m probably just gonna post memes on here n rarely talk. Oh oh also I run the Magikarp, Dunsparce, Centiskorch, and Team Skull Appreciation blogs.

[kingofthemagikarps]

https://www.etsy.com/shop/KarpsPlantKorner?ref=seller-platform-mcnav#

OK I KNOW A LOTTA PEOPLE ARE GONNA THINK THIS IS AN APRIL FOOLS BUT I MADE A PLANT SHOP PLEASE CHECK IT OUT. I only have standard Aeonium Arboreum in stock rn but I’ll have some graptopetalum and eventually thanksgiving cacti in stock.

Cute Plants! by KarpsPlantKorner

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[kingofthemagikarps]

Currently in stock:

Aeonium Arboreum (including arrangements)

Swan Neck Agave

Jade Plant

Aeonium Kiwi bundles

Graptopetalum paraguayense

African Iris sprouts

Added later today (hopefully)

Sedum nussbaumerianum

Thanksgiving cactus!

Planned to hopefully be in stock in the next week or two:

Euphorbia tirucalli (I just need signs of propagation success.)

Flapjack Kalanchoes

Aeonium “Black Rose”/Zwartkop

Haworthia (likely Haworthia cooperi)

Planned to be in stock eventually:

Graptopetalum amethystinum

Pokemon themed plant arrangements (hopefully I can start those on the 7th of this month. They will be fairy expensive though.)

Shop currently only ships/sells in the United States of America sadly.

[sharkgirldick]

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Gulpin

[sharkgirldick]

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Two Gulpin

[sharkgirldick]

Once more, with gusto, Two Gulpin Tuesday.

[avvocarlo]

people are just blazing copy pasted old posts now smh

[effemimaniac]

#personal

[stochastic-shieldmaiden]

People always correct me when I say fishes even though I’m right

•Edit: I’ve been corrected, it’s actually fishies no matter the circumstances •

[kingofthemagikarps]

KARP

karp

KARP

*splash*

*splashsplashsplash*

KARP!!!!!!!!!

[windewehn]

i hate when other people are funnier than me.

[mar64ds]

by the way, this is still so funny

[humblegrub]

have you ever seen a swallowtail caterpillar defend itself?

[scarletpiano]

I can't get over how it has Instant Eyebrows

[onenicebugperday]

This is called an osmeterium! It’s a defensive organ found in all swallowtails caterpillars. They evert it when disturbed, as you saw above, to either startle their foe or gross them out with the foul-smelling secretions the organ emits :)

[is-the-rat-vid-cute]

Rating: Cute

This mother rat is “protecting” her babies by making sure they stay close to her. She’s doing her best even if she is struggling a bit!

[aquilacalvitium]

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[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

[softcells]

i think i want a glass packer, it would give me an edge and add a lot of danger to my mundane life

[softcells]

dance too hard in the club and my dick flies out of my pant and shatters all over the floor

[gattmammon]

Killed on the dancefloor by cock shrapnel

[neptunes-salty-butthole]

Born with a glass dick and paper balls

[dankmemeuniversity]

[seafossilqueen]

Trilobite Tuesday

[spicymochi]

plant pals

[futuremoji]

Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you

[futuremoji]

[thedevilscarnival]

every single human spamton design can be placed on a spectrum between these two men

[snowy-equinox]

Etsy Strike April 11-18, 2022

[oka-ja]