Mein Liebe, mein Welpe

i dont kin anything im 23. tme. they. sicko. freak. whatever you're thinking you're correct. what if we were all clowns wouldn't that be cool

[luvisia]

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[rationalisms]

using a pumice stone isn't very butch of you

i need you to know that this is already a top contender for funniest anon message of the year for me

[voldemo]

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

[voldemo]

its like ive never seen herbivore

[ezekestiel]

i sighed so loud my mom asked me if i was okay and she’s two rooms away

[heartattackinblackdye]

this summer i recommend shower wipes or body wipes to people who struggle with hygiene due to disability, mental or physical. yes i know it produces unnecessary waste. yes there’s the argument of “if you buy the wipes then you’ll never shower,” but chances are most people who are struggling would Not Have Showered with or without access to wipes. i know it isnt a full shower but wiping yourself down can make a big difference in how you feel!!

along these lines you can think about buying mouthwash to use when it’s too hard to brush your teeth, dry shampoo if it’ll help keep your hair less oily when washing your hair is overwhelming, etc. you deserve easier ways to care for yourself and feel clean. also remember you are not a failure for struggling with hygiene even if society tells you otherwise!

[heartattackinblackdye]

also: use the makeup wipes instead of oil cleanser if washing your face is hard. it is worth it not to get an eye infection,, the single use wipes are better than nothing!

[bleedingflowers]

[tboy-trash]

please someone tell me how this is any different from cis transphobes going "you're so heckin valid (even though you're not a Real man/woman)"

[tboy-trash]

i think telling trans men they're not men in a way that counts is heinously transphobic actually. all these people are obviously transmisogynists as well but atp i'm marking them red for their good old fashioned transphobia too

[tboy-trash]

i've fought cis people who were dear to me for saying shit like this, why should i tolerate it from shitty dudes who, adding insult to injury, aren't just saying it because they're parroting the transphobic background noise of the world rn but to actively deny they benefit from transmisogyny??? fuck all the way off. i'm so tired of people on my asks telling me i should give more grace to ""my community"". these people are not my community and if i could i'd spit on every one of their faces until i died from dehydration

[p---l---c]

the lovers

[exhuastedpigeon]

The first rule of fandom is have fun. The second rule of fandom is find an enabler and become an enabler. Yes you should write that fic. What if it was even hornier? What if it was angstier? What if you wrote it just for me?

[the-boring-distopia]

The skaven are one of the best fictional creatures ever because they thread the line between being funny as hell and an actual threat. If they agreed to cooperate the world would end tomorrow but they will rather kill themselves in increasingly stupid and comedic ways than agree with each other. They use radiactive magical heroin as currency, energy source and food, their god will let them do whatever they want as long as he finds it funny. They fight medieval peasants with nukes and genetically engineered soldiers and somehow they still lose. Thanquol did more harm to the skaven race than their enemies ever could and he's both denying this fact and agreeing with it, it only depends on who's asking. Their entire society is powered by slave labour and the colour green and they have access to immortality potions made out of slave labour and the colour green. Queek and Ska's bromance is so unskavenlike that it keeps them alive in spite of a dozen assassination attempts. There are rat ninjas working on the downfall of the government. Ignoring them is the most effective form of defense because if they don't have a threat to unite against they will literally self destruct.

I wish we had more books about them, I want to know what else they are up to.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[messengerofmechs]

Hey everyone. There's a new youtube feature that rolled out just yesterday that's raising some privacy concerns.

Expanding ways to share on YouTube

People in the U.S., U.K., Brazil, and Singapore can now share videos and chat with friends directly within the YouTube app. The update bring

This post talks about a new DM feature in youtube. What it fails to mention is that as part of this new feature is that when you send someone a link to a video, and they open it in the youtube app, they will see who sent them the link. Specifically, your channel name.

If your google account name is your real name, so is your channel name by default.

This means the new default behavior is that everyone you send a youtube link to will see your full name if they open it in the mobile app.

To turn this off:

Go to your youtube app settings

Go to Privacy

Turn off "Channel visibility for shared links"

Trimming the source id (the stuff after the '?' in links) will also prevent this from happening.

[skittlespizza]

[stuffed-gutz]

you have forgotten your innocence and whimsy. go listen to Vocaloid songs about eating people and remember what it was like to be filled with childlike wonder.

[yoshidinosaur]

I'm going to drink milk and go to sleep.

[smellyvampirez]

gobblings are basically cannibals and need living prey for power and strength. each is different

i started this project like 10-ish years ago??? these are A FEW of the characters i have:

Countess Ghoulberry - Marshmallow - Snake Jaws - she/her

Folly - lollipop - Worms - he/him

Curlicue Twist - Candycane - Werewolf - he/him

Jag Jawbreaker - Rock Candy/Hard Candy mix - Dragon - she/her

CONFECTIOUS - Gumballs - Collective Mind - they/them

[irreparableinnocence]

Orgasm denial. Orgasm anger. Orgasm bargaining. Orgasm depression and orgasm acceptance.

[bedrock-to-buildheight]

You know that one childhood memory of seeing your parent cry and you didn’t really get it but in your infinite, naive, useless love for him, you decided that you would make his problems go away?