'Lord? I am a King!'

Independant bisexual Renly Baratheon RP Blog. OC and crossover friendly. Don't be shy. I don't hold back on RPs, so gore/violence/smut/all that shizzle might happen. I know it's a pain but read the flippin' rules. Young Renly Faceclaim = Raphael Alejandro

[lannasroleplaymemes]

Hilarious Hentai Sentence Starters

Challenge: Responses to these cannot be crack! They must continue as in-character, serious threads!

“The earth is getting destroyed and here I am having sex in a spaceship.” “I love dicks! Every girl/boy my age LOVES them!” “We were linked by ass and dick.” “These…these are not tears. These are pre-cum of the heart.” “Then what am I supposed to do with my ass that I’ve protected for three years?!” “Happy birthday! I brought you a bunch of virgin cocks!” “My breasts have 1000 terabytes of memory.” “Your butt is just as loose as your morals!” “I can stick three dicks in my mouth and sing the national anthem!” “Boobs are what’s important!” “Die! Cum yourself to death!” “I’m not messing about! I’m researching dicks!” “You squirted at the ceiling.” “Ah, I took it to fap to it later…” “Those who control the cocks control the world!” “Rather than cumming on my clarinet, I want you to come in me…” “It’s because my ass is no longer in pain!” “My ass turned into a pussy!” “My immortal dick is once again on fire and can’t be stopped.” “That’s my butthole! That’s not my mouth!” “There’s always room for masturbation!”

Sentences taken from here!

[happyhappyharvey-blog]

DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD

[kingofthepeaches-blog]

'NSFW asks! go for it.': 10, 18, 24, 25, 26, 37 (girlfriend doesn't count), 45, 49, 63, 75, 88, 95, 100

10 - Earth

18 - My bra size is pretty big

24 - I’m always watching it

25 - Handcuffs

26 - Nope

37 - Nope

45 - So many

49 - Too many

63 - Hmmmm doubt it

75 - Submissive

88 - Yes

95 - Not yet

100 - Faceless anons don’t turn me on

[kingofthepeaches-blog]

it's all about sex: 1; 6; 7; 12; 15; 18; 19; 20

1 - Make love to my girl

6 - I think it can show trust and respect, but it isn’t needed if neither side doesn’t want it.

7 - Alas, no

12 - Kitchen counter

15 - Yes

18 - Many

19 - I think they are

20 - Probably a few

[kingofthepeaches-blog]

1; 7; 12; 19; 20

1 - Lmao no

7 - As far as I can remember, no; but then again, how would I?

2 - 10 Years

19 - Yes

20 - These questions

[kingofthepeaches-blog]

It's all about sex

1. Do you prefer to fuck or make love?

3. Do you believe that first time is important?

4. Do you/ would you go for one night stands?

5. Do you think sex just for pleasure is ok?

6. How important is sex for the relationship?

7. Have you ever kissed a person of the same sex?

8. Have you ever had sex with a person of the same sex?

9. Have you ever had sex with a person of the same sex?

10. Have you ever given somebody an oral?

11. Have you ever recieved an oral?

12. Where (apart from the bed) could you have sex?

13. Are you more submissive or dominative?

14. Do you watch porn?

15. Would you watch porn with your partner?

16. Do you masturbate often?

17. Are you more into soft porn or hard porn?

18. Any fetishes?

19. Are threesomes (or more) acceptable?

20. Do you have any turn offs?

[samanthasdeepdesires]

NSFW asks! go for it.

[ask-lists]

1. Are you a virgin? 2. Does anyone besides you know your bra/penis size? 3. Do you know anyone who has any STDs? 4. Were you married when you first lost your virginity? 5. Do you swear under celibacy? 6. When did you first lose your virginity? If you haven’t, when would you like to? 7. Have you ever gotten tricked into aphrodisiacs or alcohol for sex? 8. Have you walked in on someone masturbating/having sex? 9. Have you ever seen someone masturbate or have sex with their permission? 10. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex? 11. If you had to chose one, would you have outdoor sex or car sex? 12. When was the age you first masturbated? Whether you knew it or not? 13. Have you ever helped someone “finish”? 14. Have you ever had an erection in the past month? (clitorial counts, too) 15. When was the last time you have had an erection? (clitorial counts, too) 16. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed? 17. What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitorial, prostate) 18. What is your bra/penis size? 19. Has anyone seen your private parts other than yourself or a family member? 20. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus? 21. Do you like rough sex or intimate sex better? 22. When was the last time you masturbated? 23. When was the last time you had sex? 24. When was the last time you watched porn? 25. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do? 26. Guys: Circumcised? 27. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched? 28. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched? 29. Girls: Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation? 30. What color/type of underwear are you wearing? 31. Have you ever sent someone a picture or video of you in the nude? Did it include sexual actions? 32. Have you ever posted a picture of image of you in the nude on a website? Did it include sexual actions? 33. Have you ever anonymously sent/posted a picture or video of yourself in the nude? Did it include sexual actions? 34. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr? 35. When was the last time you have had a wet dream? 36. Which wet dream was your favorite? 37. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with? 38. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with? 39. Have you ever masturbated with someone? 40. Have you ever took a shower with someone that is not a family member? 41. Favorite sexual position? If you are a virgin, which position interests you? 42. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed? 43. Are you into any BDSM? 44. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldn’t for any reason? Why? 45. Turn on’s? 46. Turn off’s? 47. Have you ever had a sexual fantasy about someone? Was it about anyone other than your lover? 48. Have you ever had phone sex? Video sex? Chat box sex? 49. What was the weirdest thing that has ever turned you on? 50. Do you like dirty talk? 51. Are you loud or quiet during sex? Masturbation? 52. Have you ever been interrupted during sex or masturbation? Who/what? 53. Most embarrassing sex/masturbation story? 54. Most hilarious sex/masturbation story? 55. What kind of porn do you like to watch? 56. First type of porn you have ever watched? (ie. lesbian, hentai, threesome) 57. What was the most recent type of porn you have ever watched? What category was it under? 58. Most hilarious/stupidest porn you have ever watched? 59. Have you ever fantasized over someone older than you? How much older? Younger? How much younger? 60. Favorite sex toy (if any)? 61. Have you ever had to break up with/divorce someone because you weren’t satisfied with their sex? 62. Have you ever used anything/gotten any surgeries to improve sexual performance/feel? 63. If someone you knew asked for a nude image, would you do it? What about a tumblr follower? 64. Have you ever told someone any wet dreams/fantasies you’ve had about them? 65. Do you like to have sex like they do in pornos? 66. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them? 67. Are you able to be secretive when you masturbate? (like able to be quiet so no one can hear?) 68. When was the first time you achieved orgasm? 69. Is there only one way so far that you have been able to achieve orgasm? (ie. only by using toys, only from 1 position,only from masturbating a certain way) 70. Favorite type of oral? 71. Strangest sexual positon you’ve tried? 72. Have you ever made up a sexual position? 73. Girls: During sex, vaginal or anal? 74. Girls: During masturbation, clitorial, vaginal, or anal? 75. Do you like to be dominant or submissive? 76. Have you ever masturbated to someone? 77. Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasn’t there when you needed them? 78. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them? 79. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial? 80. Have you ever had sex with someone who wasn’t your partner? 81. Has any of your partners had sex with someone else? 82. Have you ever gotten pregnant? Were they your lover’s or someone else’s? 83. Birth control or condoms? 84. Do you ever masturbate to porn? 85. Does anyone know you masturbate? Did you have to tell them? 86. Did your parents ever find out you were sexually active? 87. Do you have any STDs? 88. Have you ever masturbated to a fictional character or celebrity? 89. Have you ever had sex during “7 minutes in heaven”? 90. Spit or swallow? Or do you not like oral? 91. Have you ever been rejected for sex? Have you ever rejected someone else? 92. Do you have someone who said they are willing to take away your virginity if you haven’t lost it by a set age or if you just want to have a good time? 93. Have you ever experimented with the opposite sex? 94. When you first lost your virginity, was it intended or spontaneous? 95. Has anyone ever walked in when you were taking a shower with someone? 96. Did you ever tell someone once you lost your virginity? 97. Does your lover know if you have masturbated? 98. Does your lover know that you want to have sex with them but cant? 99. Do you like masturbation? 100. (Asker’s ask) If i were to ask you if we could have sex, would you say yes?

[kingofthepeaches-blog]

💀

💀: My muse just caught yours murdering someone. 

agirlingrey

“...Good god. I, erm, wow. I suppose at least you know which bit is the pointy bit.”

[kingofthepeaches-blog]

sorry sorry sorry I’ve not been very active, I’ve just been very busy, and quite honestly not had a lot of incentive to come back here. Still, I’m dropping a lot of threads because they’re stressing me out and I’d rather have a bunch of new ones. Sozzles but send me things pls

[lcrdcrow-archive-blog]

kingofthepeaches sent a raven.

            “ My apologies, my lord, but I cannot                   grace you with the formalities of a                   KING — not while my brother sits                   upon his throne in the North. ”

[kingofthepeaches-blog]

It took Renly a moment of effort not to take offense.

“I fear you have mistaken me for my brother. I don’t intend to crush your sibling into the dust, quite the opposite. I have taken a liking to his mother, despite her arrogance. I merely wish for his fealty, nothing more, nothing less. If he does this I can promise to leave him be as the King of all grumpkins and snarks.”

[pureironking-a-deactivated20190]

( RENLY. )

pureironking

“You’re disgracing the memory of our parents with what you’re doing. You should be ashamed.”

     « Don’t talk of things you don’t know. I’m not the one         going against law and family here, or do I need to         refresh your memory? »

[kingofthepeaches-blog]

“I’m fairly certain you’re the one who needs their memory refreshed, your grace.”

“You have taken every chance you’ve gotten to make enemies of other people. ‘oh, you’re a great human being but a few years ago, a thousand league from here, you once had a bit of fun so we can’t be friends because you’re not as perfect as me’ said Stannis, the sort of but not really king.”

[rpmememaker]

Torture my character sentence meme

[birdofironrath-blog]

Make them cry

“I never loved you.”

“You’re the reason they’re dead!”

“It’s all your fault!”

“Who could ever love you…?”

“You’re so stupid. So weak.”

“Just go away. I don’t want you here.”

Blackmail them

“Who would’ve thought a sweet thing like you would have such a secret?”

“I’ll tell everyone. Scream so loud the country will hear.”

“I have a friend with a radio station, you know. Broadcast it all over the city.”

“If you want this back, you’ll do whatever I say!”

“Be a good little slave, you don’t want your secret out, do you?”

“I know everything. I can ruin you.”

“Beg me, and I might consider keeping my mouth shut.”

Interrogate them

“Sing, birdie.”

“I know exactly how to make you talk.”

“You know some fascinating things, don’t you?”

“I’ll use your greatest weaknesses against you, and you know I know them all.”

“I have means of extracting information from you.”

“I might play with you a little longer after you’ve talked. You’re too cute.”

“You’re tough. But I’ll break you.”

Yell at them

“You idiot! You dumbass! You- you fucking moron!”

“You’re absolutely useless, aren’t you?!”

“What the fuck have you done this time!”

“You don’t care about anyone but yourself!”

“You’re not human! You’re a monster!”

“You’re a disgusting little rat!”

“You’ve fucked up for the last time!”

Physically hurt them

“What, can’t take a punch?”

“I’ll kill you!”

“It’s only a scratch, asshole!”

“Don’t move, or I’ll shoot you!”

“I’ll slit your damn throat!”

“Kiss my shoes or I’ll stomp your head in half.”

“I didn’t mean to draw blood, but oh well.”

“That’s going to bruise.”

Torture them… gently

“You want some of this cake? C’moooon, beg for it!”

“Guess what? SURPRISE ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE!”

“Tickle-tickle-tickle! Kitchy kitchy koo!”

“Whaaaat? Is this yours? You can’t have it back, it’s mine now!”

“I’ll stop singing when hell freezes over!”

“Get in the locker, shorty!”

“Annoying? Me? Annoying?”

[blessedqueenmargaery-blog]

kingofthepeaches started following you

“Good day, your Grace..”

[kingofthepeaches-blog]

“If the gods had wanted us to be up this early they would have made the sun rise earlier...” He grumbled as he clunkily got himself into his armour.

“As fun as I’m sure it is to listen to me complain, you do look lovely today, Margaery.”

[scarredhound-deactivated2024083]

kingofthepeaches​, continued from [X]

“You don’t need a man’s blood dried into the cracks of your hands to be a monster. There are many men in these realms who are killer by association, or by their positions. Indirect monsters.”

[kingofthepeaches-blog]

“You seem to have some wits about you, dog Sandor. But tell me; does being a member of the Kingsguard make you a monster? If Joffrey orders the execution of all peasants of age 4, merely because he didn’t like them too much, would you do it? Would that blood be on your hands, or his?”

[kingofthepeaches-blog]

"You're lonely too."

sweetxlittlexbird

“Perhaps in that aspect we aren’t so different, Lady Sansa.”

[kingofthepeaches-blog]

dark starter sentences

some yandere, some angst, some rivalry, but no happy stuff on this list

"You actually thought i cared about you?"

"I wonder how loudly i can make you scream in agony?"

"You're a monster!"

"It would be a shame if i had to damage that pretty face of yours."

"You're all mine now."

"How could you do this to me!?"

"I trusted you!"

"Is that supposed to scare me?"

"Put the knife down."

"You're scaring me..."

"You look so sexy when you're all bloodied and bruised like that~"

"I wonder how many volts it would take to kill you?"

"Why are you pointing that gun at me?"

"Let me go!"

"You're so cute when you struggle like that~"

"Your blood smells wonderful."

"Who did this to you?"

"You're in my way."

"I thought you were dead!"

"Help me!"

"Long live the king."

"What did they do to you?"

"What have you done?"

"Maybe i should carve a pretty picture in your flesh?"

"Don't worry, I won't do anything fatal, I just need some information."

"I don't care what you do to me, I'll never tell you!"

"Stop it, your hurting me!"

"They'll kill you!"

"I hate you."

"The only reason I chained you up is to show you how much I love you!"

"If you keep struggling like that I'll have to punish you~"

[anotherrpmemeblog]

Sexual Sunday! Send my muse ♒ and a nsfw/sexual question and they have to answer it - whether they want to or not.