King Serpent

[skodasforge]

I literally don’t know anything about the Pitt but I do think that Dr Noah Wyle should rail the medical intern that looks like a wet weasel. Both because it would be hot and also because I know the discourse on this site would be nuclear.

[kingserpentrr]

Some thangyu art I suppose….

If you guys think “wow this is just really great!” (yeah right) i would love if you reposted anywhere! As long as you credit me under @kingserpent that would be great!

@kingserpentrr on tumblr @kingserpent on wattpad (the OG) @king_serpent on AO3 @champagnepigs on tiktok and @festiveallyeararound on pinterest!!

[kingserpentrr]

I was writing my name on the top of my notes in my class today. I couldn’t help but think of Jayce signing his name and how jayvik passes notes😒

p.s. if youre not on the passing notes side of tiktok, better get on that side

[kingserpentrr]

if i see the word “anomaly” ONE more time, im going to fucking lose it

[kingserpentrr]

I just had two oreos and feel BLOATED. Is this what skinny people feel like?

[kingserpentrr]

i was just watching brokeback mountain and was crying a lot.

My vision was blurry and the tears were falling and i see something moving on my shoulder out of the corner of my eye. I look over with my blurry vision and there is a big white spider crawling its way up my chest, on top of my blanket.

I screamed and spent 10 minutes looking for it, all while having my roommate laugh at me crying. I couldnt find it and i still havent. Ive migrated out of my room and never going back. Im gonna bunk with my dog if push comes to shove

[kingserpentrr]

i just had 4 chocolates and pretended i was still trick or treating. i wish it was halloween

[kingserpentrr]

every time there is a taco bar in my vicinity, i eat all the ingredients so no one can make tacos. So basically is all just a taco in my stomach, but they all go down at different times.

[stonathandreamer]

Was reading a cute stonathan fic... And then it turned into st*ddie. Ugh 🤢

[surveycorpsreject]

I have never wrote fanfics before but im so desperate for johnathan x male reader that im thinking of doing it